March 01, 2005

Kirsten Dunst is a vampire

It may or may not be illegal to kill people when they’re as awful as Kirsten Dunst. I don’t know, I’m not a lawyer. But if it is, I’ll just roll up in court with this picture, and when the judge says, “why did you do it,” I’ll walk over to the jury with the picture behind my back and say, “Because your honor, Kirsten Dunst … was a Werewolf!” And I'll whip the picture out and everyone will gasp, and the judge will say, “Don’t you mean Vampire.” And I’ll say, “hey look man, whatever.”

Thanks to the beautiful and talented Sara for the link.

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