February 18, 2005

Gwen Stefani

Why do photographers always feel the need to be artsy and make perfectly nice looking women look like crap? Sure they dolled up Gwen Stefani all nice like, but they made the Asian Munchkins look like scary clown whores. It's also a nice touch that they put Gwen on humongous platforms to make the Asian women seem even smaller than they already are. There's really nothing quite as sexy as an Asian midget clown whore. Except for me. But I'm the living definition of sexy, so that's not really fair to the Asian midget clown whores.

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