Archive for December, 2004

Gisele Bundchen Nose/Boob Job

December 3rd, 2004 // 3 Comments

20041202gisele.jpgGood Plastic Surgery claims that Gisele Bundchen has gotten a rhinoplasty as well as a boob job. Looks like there’s still hope for all you ugly-nosed flat-chested women out there. Just invest a few grand in plastic surgery and maybe you too could become one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Doesn’t it feel like cheating when supermodels get plastic surgery though? You just naturally assume that they’re this chosen few amongst a world of uggos and when it turns out that they’re the work of a skilled plastic surgeon you get pissed. So pissed that you break your fist through an old woman’s windshield, screaming profanities and shaking your ass like a crazy person. Or maybe that’s just me…

Gisele Bundchen Nose Job [Good Plastic Surgery]
Gisele Bundchen Breast Implants
Heidi Klum Breast Implants
Tyra Banks Breast Implants <– Bullshit

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Aaron Carter L’Uomo Vogue

December 1st, 2004 // Leave a Comment

20041202_loumo_carter.jpgI’m sure somebody somewhere thought that dressing Aaron Carter like a freak and taking weird pictures of him was a good idea, but they were dead wrong. These pictures suck horrible ass. Nobody cares for androgynous looking pop stars wearing donkey (gorilla?) masks and disgusting clothes. Aaron Carter is a big enough joke as it is, without having to pose for weird European magazines. Why not just take the kid out back, stick a homsexual penis into his ass, and then publish photos from the whole thing onto the internet. Okay I’m not really sure where I was going with that, but it was probably somewhere brilliant.

— thanks Sid

Christina Aguilera

December 1st, 2004 // 1 Comment

20041201_christina.jpgI think that this Santa dress should be mandatory clothing for all women in the month of December. Sure there are a lot of fatties out there that wouldn’t make it look as good as Christina Aguilera does, but that’s the kind of sacrifice you have to make when you want to see a bunch of sexy Santa-ettes walking around. And believe you me, that’s something I’d very much want to see.

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McRorie One Man Live

December 1st, 2004 // 2 Comments

20041201_oneman.jpgI guess it’s time for this guy’s 15 minutes of fame. Combining the best (if there is such a thing) of mullets, spandex, headbands, and electronic keyboards, McRorie is without a doubt one of the dumbest things you will ever see. And yet somehow people still enjoy it. Who am I to argue against the power of the mullet?

Watch McRorie One Man Live

Britney Spears Buys New Dog

December 1st, 2004 // 2 Comments

20041201_britney.jpgThe only thing more ironic than Britney Spears wearing a Harvard sweatshirt would be Alessandra Ambrosio winning the Ugly Award. You see, because Alessandra is not ugly and Britney Spears is not smart. That’s how irony works, my friends.

View Britney Spears Buys New Dog [Slave4U -- thanks Suzie]

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Lindsay Lohan Picturetrail Photos

December 1st, 2004 // 1 Comment

I had the toughest time trying to determine whether these photos were actually of Lindsay Lohan and her friends or not, but after painstaking hours I managed to track down other pictures of her and her friends which matched close enough to put my doubt to rest. Who ever imagined that we’d someday stumble across a Picturetrail account featuring Lindsay Lohan and her friends smoking pot in the backseat of a car?

View Lindsay Lohan’s Friend’s Picturetrail Account (thanks everybody)

*Note: The friend is circled in the picture, not Lindsay Lohan. Some people were getting confused. That makes me sad.

**Update: The Picturetrail account has so been shut down. If anybody happened to save the pictures, send them my way so that I can put them up.

***Update: And the mirror surfaces. (thanks Matt)

****Update: And another mirror because the other one’s down. (thanks Devin)

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