Archive for December, 2004

The Superficial Will Be Back On December 31st

December 15th, 2004 // 5 Comments

20041215mandyteenpeople.jpgI forgot to mention that I’ll be out of town for the next two and a half weeks and I don’t know what my internet situation will be like. Odds are I won’t have any, so I’ll just go ahead and say that there won’t be any new posts for awhile. I get back on the 31st so hopefully you can manage to survive two weeks and two days without my stupid blabbering. And in case you didn’t know that my blabbering was stupid, it is indeed very stupid. To hold you over, here are some nice shots of a lovely Mandy Moore from a somewhat less lovely Teen People. Word on the street is that she’s hot, but I’m more into that Kevin Federline. He’s so dreamy!

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Adriana Lima

December 15th, 2004 // 5 Comments

20041214q1qadriana.jpgI think it’s funny how in the first picture Adriana Lima seems to be taking herself so seriously. “Ooh look at me pose like this. I’m a professional, don’t try this at home.” Which is pretty good advice actually, because if you tried this kind of crap at home you would be laughed out of society. It’s hard to believe that people actually pose like that for non-studio shots, but I guess when you’re the personification of conceited, that’s the kind of thing you do.

Britney Spears Spoils Dog

December 15th, 2004 // 3 Comments

20041215bitbit.jpgWhile staying at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas for the Billboard Music Awards, Britney Spears reportedly ordered a $180 steak for Bitbit, her pet Chihuahua. It makes me sad to think that a damn dog is eating better than I do. I’d probably be okay with it too, except that it’s a Chihuahua and nothing pisses me off more than stupid little Chihuahuas. I’m pretty sure those rat-monsters don’t even count as dogs.

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Anna Kournikova Marries Mole Man

December 15th, 2004 // 7 Comments

*Update: Looks like the pictures are total fakes (though somebody is pretty damn talented with Photoshop). Here are the originals. Thanks to a gazillion billion people for writing in. Oh, and a sharp eyed reader points out that it says ‘fake’ right on the surfboard. Boo to eyes!

Linday Lohan Drinks Alcohol

December 14th, 2004 // 3 Comments

20041214lohan.jpgLindsay Lohan admits she drinks alcohol, smokes cigarettes and parties in nightclubs despite the fact that she’s not of legal drinking age. When asked how she manages to get served or enter the adult clubs, Lohan said, “You go in the back door.” Lindsay says she doesn’t order the drinks herself and usually just takes sips of her friends’ drinks. That’s all good and well, but none of that explains why she ever dated Wilmer Valderrama or, more importantly, how that foreign little bastard managed to get Mandy Moore as well. Maybe he’s like a tiny little sorceror or something.

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Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson Shop

December 14th, 2004 // 4 Comments

Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson were recently spotted shopping together and holding hands like a pair of frazzled celebrity lesbians. They seem like an odd couple though, considering the only thing they have in common is Medusa-looking blonde hair and a tendency to get filmed having a penis inside of them.

View Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson Shop Images [JJB]

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