Archive for November, 2004

The Superficial Halloween Costume Contest

November 9th, 2004 // 1 Comment
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Mariah Carey P.Diddy Dress

November 9th, 2004 // 1 Comment

20041109_mcarey.jpgDespite her whopping $50 million settlement to leave Virgin Records, Mariah Carey is said to be hurting for cash. Mariah got about $28 million after taxes, but apparently went through a lot of it. Sources say she has a hairdresser and make-up artist who she keeps on a regular basis and cost about $8,000 a day. In typical diva fashion, she won’t leave her house for anything without getting her hair and make-up done. Ironic really, because nobody cares about your hair and make-up when you’re an annyoing mental case.

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Paris Hilton Pulls Dress Up

November 9th, 2004 // 1 Comment

20041109_philton.jpgI don’t know about the giant ear muffs on her shoulders, but this dress looks pretty good on Paris. And by pretty good I mean that if it was an inch shorter everybody would be staring at the bottom of her panties (or vagina if she doesn’t believe in underwear like me). I like how she was considerate enough to open up her dress and give everybody a peek at her ass. Most classy ladies like Paris usually keep their asses to themselves, hidden ever so rudely by their clothes. And some of them don’t even have sex with every person that they meet, making crazy videos and distributing them all over the internet. Pfft, and they call themselves classy.

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Gisele Bundchen Taxi Premiere

November 8th, 2004 // 2 Comments

20041108_gisele.jpgI don’t think a single person ended up watching Taxi which is a damn shame. Not because the movie was good or anything, but because Gisele Bundchen deserves to be in a successful movie. Yup, a nice successful movie where she appears nude and has numerous sex scenes with me. I think somebody should make a movie like that. It would win all sorts of awards and probably be hailed as the most important film of this generation.

Oh, and how is it that when a hot Brazillian supermodel does the ‘peace sign’ pose it looks totally awesome, but when some Asian schoolgirl does it it looks like annoying crap? Wait, nevermind, I just answered my own question. Hehe, hot Brazillian supermodels. Can they do no wrong?

View Gisele Bundchen Taxi Premiere Photos – thanks David

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Tara Reid Nipple Slip Video

November 8th, 2004 // Leave a Comment

Remember that time when Tara Reid was a complete idiot and let her dress fall off to reveal her horribly screwed up breast implants? Well, my friends, there’s a video of the entire horrifying incident. And it’s not until you see the video do you truly understand the absent mindedness of everybody’s favorite ugly “pretty girl.” I’d say more but I’m sure you’re already peeing yourselves in excitement.

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Anna Beatriz Barros JLo Ads

November 8th, 2004 // 1 Comment

I have zero interest in JLo’s line of lingerie, but Anna Beatriz Barros seems to be doing her darndest to change that fact. And there’s really nothing more persuasive than a supermodel in a pair of panties. Well except for Tony Robbins. That guy can speak!

– thanks Ann

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