November 01, 2004

Ashlee Simpson Challenges Avril Lavigne As Most Annoying Singer

Ashlee Simpson is going on tour in January despite the fact that she's the current laughing stock of the music industry. I mean, when Avril Lavigne starts lecturing your integrity as a singer, you know you've hit rock bottom. Avril says, quote, "There are a lot of people out there today who have become stars only because they have connections and only because they have money and for the wrong reason. And it sucks." Hey, you know what else sucks, Avril? You. As much as I think Ashlee Simpson is an untalented blame-placing shmuck, Avril Lavigne will always be the queen of lameass wannabe punk. I'd like to say more, but my mother wouldn't like the things that would come out of my mouth if I did. She says no to profanity.