Archive for November, 2004

Versace Barbie

November 30th, 2004 // 2 Comments

20041201_fetch_jpg.jpgI didn’t even know that they made this sort of thing. I guess every little girl wants to be just like Versace, so they can get high on cocaine and drink champagne off of naked men’s abs. Not that that’s what Versace does, it’s just what little girls want to do.

View Versace Barbie [Barbie Collector]

Paris Hilton Brunette

November 30th, 2004 // 6 Comments

20041130_philton.jpgTrademark blonde Paris Hilton has gone brunette

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Ashanti

November 30th, 2004 // 6 Comments

20041130_ashanti.jpgI don’t care much for her music (everything she does sounds like backup), but these photos of Ashanti are admittedly hot. I normally frown upon all the bling bling, with the personalized visor and dangling gold chains, but Ashanti pulls the whole thing off. Plus, her choice in shorts is totally fine by me. If you’re going to wear shorts, you might as well make them the shortest damn shorts in the world. Now if only somebody could explain why she’s sweating like a damn maniac.

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Lynn Collins Close Call

November 30th, 2004 // 3 Comments

20041130_lynn.jpgI’m not really familiar with Lynn Collins or any of her work, but apparently she enjoys wearing extremely low cut tops that get about as close to her nipple as humanly possible. I don’t think this constitutes a nipple slip, but it’s about as close as you can get before complete nippleage occurs. And yes I know ‘nippleage’ isn’t a word, but it sounded correct at the time and I’m far too stuck up to correct myself.

View Lynn Collins Nipple Slip [Yahoo -- thanks Vincent]

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Paris Hilton Screwed

November 30th, 2004 // 4 Comments

20041130_paris.jpgAccording to Australian Weekly Magazine, Paris Hilton is planning to quit her pop career before it has even begun. Paris is reportedly devasted by the poor reaction to her debut single Screwed, and is ready to give up for good. “She feels no-one is giving her a chance with her music,” a source revealed. “Hardly any of the radio stations will play her stuff.” Life is so unfair for poor Paris Hilton.

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JoJo Dreams Big

November 30th, 2004 // 2 Comments

20041129_jojo.jpgThe infamously young JoJo is already thinking about her second album and declaring her wish list of collaborators. “This is so weird, but I would really like to work with Dr. Dre…because nobody would expect that.” You know who especially wouldn’t expect that? Dr. Dre. Because last time I checked, Dr. Dre doesn’t work with teenie-bop 14-year olds who dress and act like they’re 18-year old sluts. Seriously, when I saw JoJo’s first music video I figured she was at least 18. Color me surprised when I discovered that she was really just a 6-year old in a 14-year old costume pretending to be an 18-year old girl. Or…something like that.

Read Jojo Wants Dr. Dre For Next Album [MTV]

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