I’ve tried to ignore her for so long, but it looks like the Lindsay Lohan flood has finally hit the shores of The Superficial. And despite how horrible that analogy was, the fact remains that you can’t go three sites without some mention of her nipples showing, her breasts popping out, or her…well…boobs. Unsurprisingly, the internet community cares less about Lindsay’s work and more about that unbelievable rack of hers. At age 17, Lindsay seems to have hit puberty in a hard way. So hard, in fact, that her growing breasts have left scars. You know what else leaves scars? Surgery.
I honesty don’t understand all the hype surrounding Lindsay. Yes, she has big boobs and yes she has trouble keeping them in her shirts, but that’s not really so different than most other celebrities out there. The only difference between Lindsay Lohan and say Keira Knightley, is that Keira has a pretty face to go along with those nipples of hers.
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The latest trends in Hollywood seem to be the increasingly popular see through shirt and the infamous trucker hat. I’m all for the see through shirts, but the whole trucker hat thing has got to stop. How do these celebrities not see how ugly they look? Whoever started this fad needs to be punched in the balls and have “Ashton sucks” tattooed onto their face. Nobody looks good with a trucker hat. Not guys, not girls, not celebrities, not even truckers. The only thing a trucker hat says about you (besides what horrible taste you have) is that despite how rich you are, you enjoy looking like you just woke up from your trailer park. 
Setting all kinds of land-speed records, Jennifer Lopez married Marc Anthony Saturday evening in a hush-hush ceremony in the back yard of her Los Angeles mansion, according to Us Weekly.
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