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This poor model is getting his panties in a bunch because Absolut improperly distributed this fake ad created for HBO’s Sex in the City. I don’t really understand the complaint though, because I always figured the more publicity the better. Maybe the guy is suddenly embarrassed. I mean, I’d be embarrassed too if where I was supposed to have a penis I had a bottle of Absolut instead. How are you even supposed to have sex with that thing? It just won’t work.

This is about as much fame as Jason Lewis is ever going to have so he should just ride it out. Sure, he might be forever known as the Absolut Penis Dude but that’s a pretty minor setback for all that popularity. Just look at our good friend William Hung. He’s learned to ride out his 15 minutes and so should this guy. He could become some sort of underwear model for CK or something, marketing a special brand of underwear for vodka-bottle-penis people everywhere.

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When you’re a 20-something girl, not wearing a bra is often times a good idea. When you turn into an almost-40 woman? Well it’s really not such a good idea anymore. That whole gravity thing kind of ruins what might otherwise be a perfectly nice looking breast.

If I ran this country, there would be a law enacted that forced women over the age of 30 to wear a bra. There would be exceptions of course, so that women would be able to wander into a local testing agency where they would determine if their breasts were firm enough to go braless. If they pass, then they would get a license which would have to be renewed every couple years or so. It’s a good plan. Really it is.

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