1/100th of Scarlett Johansson’s bra! Bust out the bubbly! Oh, wait…

October 21st, 2009 // 70 Comments

You can tell how slow of a morning it’s been when I’m excited about the top of Scarlett Johansson‘s bra. (Whee!) However, on a more serious note, her breasts are definitely shrinking. And I don’t know what she’s paying her agent for, but if I were him, I’d be funneling an entire McDonald’s into her mouth until those things grew back. (Read: I’d be one of those sensitive agents you can talk about your feelings with. And boys!)

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  1. Andie

    I don’t think she had plastic surgery. She’s got pics out there of when she was younger and she still had those cheekbones and the same nose. I think she’s totally beautiful. That said, the dress was a bad choice and so was the heavy makeup. She doesn’t need all that crap on her face, and I thought she was cuter a little heavier.
    She still looks amazing though. Did you know she’s a twin? She has a twin brother. So does Ashton Kutcher.

  2. Boogeyman King Dong

    You can tell she’d like enormous things.

  3. Darth

    Her face looks a bit swollen in the last pic.It could be too much make-up as well.

  4. Steve

    She is soooooooooooo gorgeous!!!!!

    I love Scarlett!!!!!

  5. investigator

    Firstly I agree that especially if you had that other (in)famous red dress (Golden Globes 2006) in your mind, she looks very thin. And probably is too, because she trained for a physical movie role (Iron Man sequel).

    Here is a picture from 2005:
    http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5079/ref2005boy.jpg

    And here is a paparazzi picture taken only couple of weeks ago:
    http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4728/ref2009paparazzi.jpg

    There is difference but maybe not as shocking as these photos in the red dress mislead.

  6. Name

    Ugh seriously she hasn’t had plastic surgery. Drop it! Watch Home Alone 3 (I think). She’s the same girl just well-styled and with makeup and hair dye.

  7. Name

    Ugh seriously she hasn’t had plastic surgery. Drop it! Watch Home Alone 3 (I think). She’s the same girl just well-styled and with makeup and hair dye.

  8. Jenna

    She could be wearing a boob-minimizing bra.. that’s what it looks like to me.

    They can turn D’s (and higher) into C’s or B’s. At least visually.

    Women usually wear them so their boobs aren’t busting out in certain outfits/shirts… like this low-cut dress.

    Has nobody else heard of this or something?? I guess you’re all dudes.

  9. investigator

    #58, yeah maybe, but likely situation is that she has lost some weight or at least toned up.

  10. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a)

    Fug.

  11. Shes got a great new song out.

  12. I’d stil do her in a heartbeat!

  13. Nancy Stephens

    Ryan Reynolds married a slut- he married the BIGGEST LITTLE DISEAED WHORE IN HOLLYWOOD-and its a good thing he is talking adoption because any kids he has w/his little whore of a wife would probably all have AIDS-just like Scarlett herself!Ryan didn’t mind the rsiks he was taking though- all he cared about was f***ingScarlett every night because she is younger- and there is NOTHING she won’t do in bed-she’s learned a lot of tricks from being every other man’whore!

  14. Nancy Stephens

    That being said, this dress is a nice color but the cut isn’t right for her body-hey didn’t Ryan just throw her a25th bday bash in NYC? She was in Tokyo around the time of his 33rd bday-thats where this Moet and Chandon party was-so I wonder if SHE thew HIM a bday bash-given that they ARE married and there’s supposed to be GIVE AND TAKE in a relationship…

  15. Jess

    I believe that she did have breast implants but got them removed.

  16. Emma

    Wow, she looks very classy!! You guys are just being haters because she doesn’t look slutty like all the other celebrities that reveal their breasts on every occasion.

  17. Ana
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey kim! Did I win the tickets to go celebrate new years with you in vegas? If I did my number is 8057607397.plllzzz tell me I won.

  18. guillermina
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the ticket doll??? But I can fin any number???? I wish I can have the ticket for my BEAUTIFULL daughter who is really crazy for you!!

  19. godforbidowright
    Commented on this photo:

    could do a great photographic series of “Oversized Things With Scarlett Johansson”

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