1/100th of Scarlett Johansson’s bra! Bust out the bubbly! Oh, wait…

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2009

You can tell how slow of a morning it’s been when I’m excited about the top of Scarlett Johansson’s bra. (Whee!) However, on a more serious note, her breasts are definitely shrinking. And I don’t know what she’s paying her agent for, but if I were him, I’d be funneling an entire McDonald’s into her mouth until those things grew back. (Read: I’d be one of those sensitive agents you can talk about your feelings with. And boys!)

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