Now she’s working out. Seen here leaving her trainer’s house on Monday, Jessica Simpson’s family is concerned for her emotional well-being after her recent break-up with Tony Romo, according to People:
So far, Simpson has been coping with the split by living a low-key life and seeking solace with her parents, who “encourage her to go out and have a good time, like she did this week,” says the Simpson family friend.
But when she’s out in public, “she feels she’s being judged by the world and opts to hide out at home,” says the friend. “The family feels bad for Jessica. They worry for her a lot.”
That wasn’t always the case. “The family used to have such faith in [Jessica] and they worried about Ashlee,” says the family friend. “Now they are fully confident in Ashlee’s choices and they worry most of their days about Jessica. It seems she just can’t catch a break.”
How big of a train wreck is Jessica Simpson at home that her parents think she should aspire to marry Pete Wentz and have a child named Bronx Mowgli? I mean, Christ, what’s she doing? Sitting around crying while using a hammer to make sandwiches? “Jessica sad. Jessica make peanut butter go SMASH so Tony love Jessica again. Jessica promise no ask for babies no more. Jessica need sledge hammer for jelly.”
Booger | July 22, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Mischia first!
RichPort's Ghost | July 22, 2009 at 1:48 pm
They’re just upset that their gravy train is derailing…
NoMoreDouches | July 22, 2009 at 1:49 pm
ALL ABOARD
Joe Mason | July 22, 2009 at 1:52 pm
There is always porn for Jess.
dk | July 22, 2009 at 1:55 pm
What she needs to do is learn how to vomit up her lunch, dinner and VOILA, problem solved. Hell, id even fuck the ho.
Harold | July 22, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I wish she was more like my lover.
billy | July 22, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Maybe if she wasn’t such a prude , she could hang on to a guy!
jesus | July 22, 2009 at 2:16 pm
lose 12 pounds and do something about that acne bitch. then maybe i will fuck yo if you promise not to fart.
andy7171 | July 22, 2009 at 2:16 pm
so pretty, so put upon
Delgo | July 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I wish she was more like Ashlee too. Just not in her bra.
Matt | July 22, 2009 at 2:23 pm
She needs to accept that she’s not exceptional in any way, and that she needs to do what all girls should do: exercise more, eat less, and don’t try to talk.
Science Ted | July 22, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Parents always worry most about the retarded child. Ashlee is eccentric, but of normal intelligence. Jessica, on the other hand, is a perfect example of inbred hillbillyism – exagerrated body parts that self destruct over time.
Joe "Toolboy" Simpson | July 22, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Jessica need sledge hammer for jelly.
daddy loves it when you call it a “sledgehammer”. now don’t tell mommy we were in the “jelly jar” again…
pasteve | July 22, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Be more like Ashlee? So, what, they want her to have even less talent?
Anonymous | July 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Maybe this idiot family should think about not shoving this no-talent down the throats of the entire populace on a daily basis. She has enough money…….she should just go away. There’s not much left for her. No movies, no music career, another reality show? No thanks. Just leave and enjoy your money. You won’t be missed.
jumpin_j | July 22, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Peanut butter go smash? Whaaaa?
Anonymous | July 22, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I still love that clip of her moronic sister getting booed off the stage by 70,000 people at the Orange Bowl. Utterly priceless.
blugardenia | July 22, 2009 at 2:41 pm
thank goodness i never went through a breakup publically. the comments here are ruthless. her money makes money in her sleep, people. & that romo guy looks like a tool anyway.
Narcissist | July 22, 2009 at 2:47 pm
God have mercy. Aspire to be like Ashlee Simpson? What a cruel, psychologically traumatizing thing to say. Her parents should be arrested for child abuse.
Don’t worry Jess. I like you more than your parents do.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | July 22, 2009 at 2:52 pm
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
SHE GAINED A FEW LBS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN PEOPLE ARE CALLING HER FAT, UGLY, HER BF LEFT, AND SHE IS WORKING OUT AGAIN.
PROOF THAT ALL YOU NEED IS TO BE SKINNY AND THE ALL YOU DUMB WHITE PEOPLE WILL LOVE HER AGAIN. YOU CALL ME DUMB, LOOK AT YOUR STANDARDS. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND 20 LBS DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE SOMEONE UGLY.
JUST BECAUSE SHE IS NOT ANOREXIC DOES NOT MAKE HER UGLY.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ROUGH daddy | July 22, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Every1 is not the same! leave her alone…and Pappy Joe get those small camera’s out her bedroom pronto!
Id help jess shed some weight! im the best! with no hanky panky…
Tony Romo's penis | July 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Maybe if she wasn’t so clingy she would hang on to a guy?
Avril Lavigne | July 22, 2009 at 3:01 pm
OMG those two should hook up wit sum sk8ter bois I know. yah n we can drink sum molson dry say “about” a 100 times yah ay
I HATE FAT BITCHES | July 22, 2009 at 3:05 pm
@20 – Everything about your posts sounds fat.
I bet $20 you are an overweight white bitch with a chip on her shoulder because white dudes don’t want shit to do with your fat ass. You get your lovin from the brothas, who for some reason love a fat white bitch. Now you have convinced yourself that it is some problem with white dudes rather than the two garbage bags filled with cottage cheese that you call your ass.
jesus | July 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm
@24, yeah but i bet the neegros love her fat disgusting ass.
Jessica's congealed globular fat cells | July 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Maybe if she hadn’t hit rock bottom & gotten those cheesy calf implants, her head would be screwed on straight.
Skel | July 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I think she’s beautiful and looks great.
eil | July 22, 2009 at 3:47 pm
poor girl..she might be a little superficial but she didn’t deserve that kind of break up one day before her b-day
twzzlrgirl | July 22, 2009 at 3:52 pm
This is what happens when you have no talent, are pushed into “performing” even though you have no talent, and then you don’t know when to go away gracefully. Jessica has an adequately pretty face and a fair body (when she’s not blimped out). But, she can’t act, sing, dance…nothing. So, why is she a celeb??
Right now, she’s pretty worthless and is looking for a celebrity marriage to “boost” her career. Hey, Jess….why not try and do something with your life, something with some purpose? Then maybe you’d actually feel good being a productive member of society.
Ellie | July 22, 2009 at 3:56 pm
I think what the parents meant to say is “we wish she had learned to trap a man with pregnancy like her sister Ashlee”. Ouch – but true!
Ellie | July 22, 2009 at 3:58 pm
These sister are the new Hiltons – famous for being infamous not for ANY talent.
rub one out for me Jessica | July 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I would hit that like Joe Jackson at a Jackson 5 concert.
michelle | July 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I miss the old Superficial writer
michelle | July 22, 2009 at 4:13 pm
What happened to the writing on this site? Sad to see it’s gone so downhill.
mizzty | July 22, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I think what she needs to do is act like a fucking adult and tell her parents to get the fuck out of her life and career.
Ever notice how all the unstables like Britney, Lindsay and such have parents running their careers and normal people like Dakota Fanning and the Harry Potter kids have managers who are managers and parents who are parents
B | July 22, 2009 at 4:39 pm
This was literally the best post that you’ve ever written.
Xan | July 22, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I swear in those pictures I can hear her singing that song from The Wizard of Oz: “If I only had a brain…………….” sorts fits – she has the blankest most vacant eyes ever, like Mr. Ed on downers.
Xan | July 22, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I swear in those pictures I can hear her singing that song from The Wizard of Oz: “If I only had a brain…………….” sorts fits – she has the blankest most vacant eyes ever, like Mr. Ed on downers.
Xan | July 22, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I swear in those pictures I can hear her singing that song from The Wizard of Oz: “If I only had a brain…………….” sorts fits – she has the blankest most vacant eyes ever, like Mr. Ed on downers.
Xan | July 22, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Shit. Sorry about the triple hit.
dumbass | July 22, 2009 at 5:07 pm
quadruple now douchebag
Kelley | July 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I agree with #15 … right on. Pick one of your own and go have some babies.
Mehh ... | July 22, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I don’t think Jess looks so bad. She looked like ‘effin Skeletor back in her Daisy Duke days. Maybe 5-10 lb loss, and she’d look good.
frankie steel | July 22, 2009 at 5:53 pm
If the dumbass is so insecure and worried about public scrutiny, she should date a regular guy and the press won’t be hounding her as much. Otherwise, get used to the tabloid pictures, bimbo.
lili | July 22, 2009 at 6:11 pm
http://www.jimastyle.com
They need to leave her alone!
Tom K | July 22, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Agreed #15.
At least miss piggy is working out. She needs to drop a few so she can get hot again before she vanishes into has-been world.
vito | July 22, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Hey #20…I agree with you. I think Jessica’s a doll.
But why do you insist on typing in all caps? It’s ill-mannered.
Maggie May | July 22, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Aw…she does look sad :(
Poor thing I know what shes going thru
Atleast she has ppl that love her and are concerned for her…once she realizes that her frown will turn upside down and whats important will now be visible.
chloe | July 22, 2009 at 8:31 pm
why does she thinking people are judging her…cuz she doesn’t have a man? is that all this stupid hag cares about?
Pilatunes | July 22, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Please let this women and her whole family get defrauded by the likes of Madoff. I’d love to see them flat broke as punishment for being such complete and utter nothings.