Here’s Whitney Port hitting South Beach yesterday while taking time off from her Hills spin-off The City. Anyone else read the words “Hills spin-off” and reflexively try to give yourself a vasectomy because, God forbid, you bring a child into this insanely fucked up world? Or was that just me? Also, really starting to wish I didn’t use a spork. But it was handy. MEDIC!
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azzman | July 20, 2009 at 12:14 pm
HAHAH!! FIRST!!!
ID BREAK THAT!
Pat | July 20, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Nice bruises.
Erica | July 20, 2009 at 12:16 pm
LOL that black fuzz looks like her pubes are growing out of her bikini bottoms.
dedalus | July 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Classy bruises…
No tits, no ass, no go.
Rock Steady | July 20, 2009 at 12:21 pm
She’s hot but that black fringe is NOT flattering… like a nasty giant bush is about to gobble up that bikini.
Take it all bitch | July 20, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Yes the bruises shape mysteriously like fingerprints screams class.
At the same time it makes the desire to pound her in half even more.
If some guy is holding on to you so tight that he is leaving bruises…you might be a wild and fantastic fuck.
I think it’s time for a trip out to Miami and hang around South Beach for awhile.
JayOne | July 20, 2009 at 12:24 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Dude, you KILL ME!!!! Please do stand-up!
badruffle | July 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm
that ruffle was a bad choice, wasn’t it. it does really look like bush.
but – no tits? for someone thin and without implants, in that style of swim suit (which could make anyone look smaller chested), she actually has some decent sized knockers.
no ass? yes. you are right there, but at least its not lumpy.
overall a nice body, shape, weight, etc.
and her face is pretty.
Casey | July 20, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Why does it seem to be that she always has bruises?
Juh | July 20, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Serious design problems in that bikini.
NicoleG015 | July 20, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Wow Whitney enjoying summer break while paparazzi enjoying taking picture.
stretch mark removal
Funeral Guy | July 20, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Fucking ugly. Not hot at all. The bikini bottom makes her look like an Armenian with a black pube rug that can’t be contained.
Dirk Diggler | July 20, 2009 at 12:42 pm
#3, I came here to say the same thing.
Taz | July 20, 2009 at 12:45 pm
id pump her
Buell | July 20, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Are you serious? You find this girl attractive? Please…
Throbbing Meat Pipe | July 20, 2009 at 12:49 pm
That’s what a bitch should look like. Que all the fatties talking about 12 year old boys and high standards. You are NOT supposed to look like Serena Williams you disgusting pigs. Run to the fridge and drown your sorrows until hubby gets back from work.
DP Trainer | July 20, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I see some underboob in picture one.
RichPort's Ghost | July 20, 2009 at 12:56 pm
My dick would sprout arms and tenaciously hold onto my thigh, screaming in horror, if I told it to fuck her…
Actually, that’s not very believable… because I meant my shins… it would hold onto my shins…
Maggie May | July 20, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Lmao!!! now thats hilarious
JC | July 20, 2009 at 1:03 pm
those black ruffles on the bikini bottoms look like a GIANT BLACK BUSH trying to come out… lol
jesus | July 20, 2009 at 1:03 pm
gawd what a sloppy old ass she has. i’d hit it….
Jimbo | July 20, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Is that fur or her bush poking out of her bikini??
Deacon Jones | July 20, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Nice body.
FISH, try to dig the video up of Erin Andrews from ESPN – she was taped by a peeping tom in her hotel room with a spy cam.
“I’d buy that for a dollar!”
very.very.observant | July 20, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Same weird ass as the lohan…like I told LiLo, ‘I’ll pass’.
Jay Gatsby | July 20, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Nice Rolex lol
Jon | July 20, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Clearly I’m not the only pervert who reads the site as I am apparently the 5th person in the first 25 comments to say that her bikini bottom makes it look like she has a giant 70′s bush.
Wow! | July 20, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Sex is no good unless you’re bruised up afterwards. Am I right? Yes I’m right.
Smith | July 20, 2009 at 1:21 pm
v sexy female
Smith | July 20, 2009 at 1:21 pm
v sexy female
Wow! | July 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm
@ 18…HAHAHA! Nice.
ROUGH daddy | July 20, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Ill bet she can carry twins on her upper hip with no distress, they wont even slide down…other than that she looks swell…Whitney is a port!
ken bodine | July 20, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I agree with #20 – first glance at those ruffles and I thought WTF!? There’s somebody who needs a waxing
Duuude | July 20, 2009 at 1:36 pm
@23… It is not that hard to find. If you know how to use torrents you should be ok. EA is sooo fucking hot. She does not disappoint.
The Jerk | July 20, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Nice, just what I wanted to see this morning..saggy tits and bruises on her thighs. Thank you SF.com for posting more useless pictures of these whores from THE HILLS. You can stop it now.
AmericanWhiteTrash | July 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm
No ass
RtSS | July 20, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I’d bend her over like in image #17, and drill her until she was wet and screaming for more. Then I’d dig deep into that dirt tunnel of hers. She’s a fine POA.
RtSS | July 20, 2009 at 2:11 pm
After ‘reviewing’ these images, that has to be the ugliest bathing suit ever. How the heck can you have money coming out the Whaazooo, and go into some store, and say… “Oh, this suit is so cute, I think I’ll buy it…”? How does that happen? Those bruises look like finger / grab marks from when someone was scrogging her from behind. Good to know she likes it rough in the poopchute.
toobroketoeat | July 20, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Looks like a young Uma Thurman.. Flabby tits and ass, but a nice lay no doubt!
UUUUUUUUUMMMAA
Erik | July 20, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I love the fingermark bruises from when she gets folded up by a pretzel and is railed.
ballsack | July 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
looks like she really needs a wax!
ballsack | July 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
looks like she really needs a wax!
titsonsnack | July 20, 2009 at 6:35 pm
#39 I’m trying to picture someone getting folded up by a pretzel, it’s kind of interesting.
LOL Fagz, u like to imagine other doods having sex.
Tom K | July 20, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Fucking nasty! She looks like she is 80 yrs old. What are those on her upper thigh liver spots. Ugly!
Darth | July 20, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Shouldn’t she get a good shave? Her pubic hair is growing out of her bikini panties.
Rhialto | July 20, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Somethign tells me that this girl isn’t a natural blonde.
pirhan | July 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm
A black lined bikini bottom is not the best of ideas…
Galtacticus | July 20, 2009 at 8:00 pm
It’s no wonder that women were wearing long legged swimming wear about a century ago.
Disgruntlordd | July 20, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Any Port in a storm my friends.
Gando | July 20, 2009 at 8:11 pm
What’s Abraham Lincoln doing in her panties?
ETphonehome | July 20, 2009 at 9:19 pm
She looks like Borat’s sister from the waist down…NNIIICCCEE!!!!