Brooke Hogan hates her mom. With music-ish noises.

July 20th, 2009 // 37 Comments

Brooke Hogan takes a meaty swing at her mother Linda in the song “Dear Mom” from her upcoming album Redemption. Here are the lyrics:

How could you give up
How could you do that
Why did you leave me
And when you come back
spending all time with him
You can’t even see me
Selfish
What is you
How you mistreated
Your own kids
How could you do that
I know we don’t talk now
How could you turn your back on me
It’s better to live than love you

I have to admit, I’m impressed. Those are some surprisiongly deep emotions for someone who changes back to Dr. Bruce Banner once he calms down. Nicely done.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Katie

    whatever

  2. Taz

    bananna tits!

  3. havoc

    “What is you?”

    JHC….

    .

  4. immune

    of course she hates her mom! linda is 1/2 responsible for her looks…

  5. Rob

    Such a lyrical poet… lol

  6. Amazonians will one day take the Earth back…

  7. Harold

    Its like watching a 2 year old learn to write, a 20 something 2 year old. Surely another future Robert Frost, in the making.

  8. I have a PhD in spam.

  9. The Jerk

    I’d hit it….

    ..with a bat.

  10. The Jerk

    @8..Thank you for your worthless promotional banter..especially considering you’re not even an official Dr. of any practice other than being a complete douchebag..are you sure you arent Jon Gosselin by chance?

  11. ItWorks!

    @ 10…Yeah well, he may not be a real doctor, but you’re a real JERK!
    I got ya, didn’t I? Don’t be offended, you walked right into that one.

  12. Monie

    Too bad she looks just like her mom.

  13. I could do it

    I would like to get totally wasted drunk and cornhole her….as long as she leaves before I wake up.

  14. I could do it

    I would like to get totally wasted drunk and cornhole her….as long as she leaves before I wake up.

  15. Danklin24

    What is you

    WTF does that even mean??

  16. Willie Dixon

    I’ve seen better lyrics translated from music in Anime. Surpised there isn’t a “my anger is thunder singing like my thighs when walking” thrown in there.

  17. Willie Dixon

    I’ve seen better lyrics translated from music in Anime. Surprised there isn’t a “my anger is thunder singing like my thighs when walking” thrown in there.

  18. Christina

    The arseless one!!!

  19. Anonymous

    Is this chick EVER going to go away?

  20. Geoff

    FERGIE AND BROOKE ARE MEN BABY!

  21. titsonsnack

    LOL “What is you”
    huh?

  22. Venom

    WTF, is this the tranny hour?

  23. I’m sorry, “Willie the Shake?”

  24. Gil

    Damn her tits are bomb!!!!

  25. Gil

    Damn her tits are bomb!!!!

  26. yessssss

    Two bagger

  27. At least she looks better here than she did in a pic I saw of her where she looked like she was 41!!!! She was lookin just like mamma Linda

  28. that’s the most ridiculous song I’ve ever heard… dang…

  29. Cumonhertwice

    The lyrics are better than the album cover, what a huge piece o’ crap

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  31. typo

    None of the gold diggers care about their kids. This is sadly typical.

  32. Mr. Jones

    I don’t understand
    why this is called “poetry”
    with a bunch of random thoughts
    broken down in bits
    that don’t even rhyme
    like some 12-year old girl
    writing purple prose
    I’m so confused
    cut me a check
    I’m an “artist”

  33. Mr. Jones

    Hey – I just noticed that my “poem” looks like Brooke’s body side-profile.

    Genius.

  34. Galtacticus

    Her mother must be glad with this text because it means she still cares.If she didn’t give a shit then it would be worse.

  35. Nero

    It’s a kinda anti-love poem.

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  37. Too bad he mom.At least it better here than he did in a picture I saw him feeling that he saw where he was 41! Sounds like! It seemed like mother Linda

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