Britney Spears still hates bras and other news

- Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys has cancer. I thought I’d start off depressing then work my way up. [PopEater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is pissed Scarlet Johansson made the cover of Entertainment Weekly for Iron Man 2 and she didn’t. Although, in Scarlett’s defense, listening to her talk would be worth the sex. Gwyneth… I dunno. [The Blemish]

- John Mayer knows the way into Jessica Simpson’s heart/breasts. And it doesn’t involve steak. I’m speechless. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jeffrey Donovan blames Benadryl for his DUI. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan attempts to ward off the paparazzi with a squirt gun. I guess Sam’s penis wasn’t nearby. Who knows? [Celebslam]

- Tom Cruise went clubbing with the Beckhams last night. I wonder what’s that like? Besides the perpetual hiding of ACME dynamite in Victoria’s purse. Ha, that wascally Tom. [PopSugar]

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