- Jake Gyllenhaal’s Prince of Persia official photo looks Middle Eastern. Not counting Jake. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nick Lachey has never stopped loving Jessica Simpson. Which is why he’s going to need to bang a bunch of strippers before deciding to get back together. Because of all the love. [Celebslam]
- Jim Cavaziel was in a motorcycle accident caused by a crazed lunatic throwing a bicycle at him. Dammit, Mel! [PopEater]
- Katie Price might star in a remake of Baywatch. Huh. So there is a legitimate use for her. Weird. [Just Jared]
- Lauren Conrad mocks Heidi Montag’s Playboy cover. Wait. Did Lauren Conrad just do something interesting? Or did I take the bad acid again? Shiiiiit. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Zac Efron is learning how to scuba dive. Will he bang a mermaid or a merman? Only time will tell. (Note: Go near Ariel and I’ll cut you.) [PopSugar]
BONUS NEWS: The Most Fucked Up Thing I’ve Read All Day.
JT | July 17, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Foreget KEndra and her fake ass titties oh and first!?
Rain | July 17, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Kendra & Hank make a cute couple!
alafolie | July 17, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Feist
Gwen | July 17, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Okay, no. Just, no. That CAN’T be true.
evianobaby | July 17, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Kendra could actually look quite classy there, if she covered up the cleavage which just screams “porn!”
evianobaby | July 17, 2009 at 8:44 pm
btw the comment that lauren made about heidi was about the implants saying “they’re not going to pay for themselves” which is rude, vindictive and funny.
evianobaby | July 17, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Anyone else think that kendra looks like ‘seven of nine’ from star trek in these photos?
Delgo | July 17, 2009 at 9:05 pm
no trekkie
pure evil | July 17, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Persia (Iran) isn’t in the middle east, its in Eurasia. I guess being a misogynistic douche doesn’t make you smart. Nice one SW.
Orion Pax | July 17, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Persians ARE NOT WHITE!! Where ever you consider Persia to be in the world. Jake Gyllenhaal as a perisan. I heard Tom Hanks is gonna be in a Spike Lee movie next year called, “The last Nigga on Earth”
PAZUZU | July 17, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Ummm, Time for a history lesson quarter wits: With the overthrow of the Sassanian dynasty in AD 641 (that’s a hell of a long time ago by the way) by the Arabs and the conversion of the country to Islam, the history of ancient Persia ended. Anyone currently claiming to be from Persia is likely to be trying to avoid modern stereotyping with regard to Iranians (bummer). Maybe you guys should crack a book before shreiking at each other over a culture gone for nearly 1500 years.
devilsrain | July 17, 2009 at 11:54 pm
11. The persians I know refer to themselves as Persian, not Iranian. So yea they probably dont know what theyre talking about and you do. Congrats smart ass you can use the internet machine.
uh | July 17, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Sexist and superficial by day
Experts on the history of Eurasia and the Middle East by night
Galtacticus | July 18, 2009 at 7:03 am
Though she looks more ‘square’.I can’t see much of the pregnancy yet.
Darth | July 18, 2009 at 7:05 am
This is the way how she looks in about 25 years.
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MissGrundy | July 18, 2009 at 8:19 am
15 Darth–Your command of the English language is atrocious.
7evianobaby–not on her best day could she compare to the fine ass that is Jeri Ryan
Forget history lessons here, waste(gigantic waste)of time. Who cares
your mama | July 18, 2009 at 10:33 am
Stupid white boys lose another one. Nobody wants a flabby, psycho boring white boy with a hairy back
John | July 18, 2009 at 11:04 am
shez v sexy
John | July 18, 2009 at 11:06 am
v sexy
gowankyourself | July 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm
White boys lose another #18? Actually, this african american is having Hugh’s sloppy seconds–a white guy with a wrinkled cock–sucka.
Nero | July 18, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Aren’t there enough humans on this planet yet?
gowankyourself | July 18, 2009 at 3:52 pm
There are more than enough–kill yourself!
Darth | July 18, 2009 at 4:17 pm
A girl her age gotta think on her pension!
StEvec | July 19, 2009 at 8:20 am
she’ll dump his ass as soon as he gets cut from the Eagles…..he’s a marginal player
stats | July 19, 2009 at 10:13 am
kendra looks cute in that dress
Pilatunes | July 20, 2009 at 11:56 am
God, who the fuck would want to end up with one of Hef’s sloppy seconds. GROSS!
Narcissist | July 22, 2009 at 9:29 am
Don’t care for these pics. You see? Mischa Barton could probably wear her hair like that. Not Kendra. All I see is nose and eyeliner and beach balls now.
Last pic: Yo yo look I made a beige baby! Whattup whattup yo yo yo!
Narcissist | July 22, 2009 at 9:57 am
@ 7 evianobaby – She reminded me more of Jimmy Durante, or maybe Joe E. Ross from “Car 54 Where Are You?”. Except with melons stitched into them.
Rachel | July 30, 2009 at 12:35 am
“I heard Tom Hanks is gonna be in a Spike Lee movie next year called, “The last Nigga on Earth” LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL