Madonna’s tour claims a life

July 16th, 2009 // 44 Comments

Part of Madonna’s “Sticky and Sweet” stage set collapsed today in France leaving one person dead and six injured, according to BBC News:

Technicians were setting up the stage at the Velodrome stadium in Marseille when the partially built roof fell in at around 1715 (1515 GMT).
The concert, planned for Sunday, 19 July, has now been cancelled, officials announced.
The cause of the accident was not clear.
The roof “started shaking and collapsing” gradually, said Marseille city councillor Maurice Di Nocera.
“Since it did not collapse right away, that allowed several people to get out, to avoid being hit,” he said.

A likely excuse. Until the autopsy reveals the body had no bones. DUN DUN DUNNN!

But, no, seriously, condolences to the family who has to rationalize why their loved one died trying to light a one million year old dancing corpse in a top hat. I wouldn’t even know where to begin.

Photos: WENN
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  1. First! Yeah, that photo killed my erection.

  2. me

    i say keep the lights off, gf!

  3. LawnGnome

    I wonder if she really plays that guitar.

  4. grobpilot

    …and she wasn’t there to get her head taken off? Fuck.

  5. lol

    How do ppl find her attractive? she looks like Willam Defoe w/longer hair, but somehow less feminine

  6. Head On

    I saw that movie “Knowing” last night, and this was predicted in the numbers. All aliens know that she’s a no talent, old slut that should die.

  7. Fish and Finger Pie

    she has ugly fingers!

  8. She's my Hero

    Well, at least she killed a Frog.

  9. Misty

    What a freakin’ weirdo. My God!

  10. c45

    no videos?

  11. drea

    She’s beginning to look plastic. Stop the botox!

  12. Deacon Jones

    Wow, I hate to say this, but her ass looks fucking awesome

  13. Matthew

    madonna and her fake british accent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is from detroit no one is buying her accent!

  14. EuroNeckPain

    Maybe there is some terrorist group who is aiming at ageing popstars. They got Michael but missed Madonna.

  15. Randal

    I’ve seen you twice in concert Madonna and I must say, each time you’ve put on a killer show and even after all of these years, you still look stellar! Accidents happen, so play safe.

    Randal

  16. Lloyd Johnson

    I wonder if she “can’t stop crying” about this…

  17. nipolian

    On the bright side……it happened in France.

  18. gil

    sounds to me like Madonna blew the roof off that place

  19. Zanna

    @15 – she puts on a “killer” show or her show just killed someone?

    Knock ‘em dead, Madonna.

  20. jeffrey

    Who’s Madonna?

  21. Kay

    omg i just saw emma watson’s boobies around and about the world wide web. Get on it superficial!

  22. Kay

    omg i just saw emma watson’s boobies around and about the world wide web. Get on it superficial!

  23. i think this accidents not put any bother on madonna. every time she has killer show. so..next time better luck…….

  24. Too bad it didnt fall on her old ass

  25. She looks like she is melting.

  26. kukluxcharlie

    I would rape the shit out of madonna

  27. KuKluxCharlie

    I want to grab madonna and punch her in her faking face until shes ddead then rape here is that weird????

  28. KuKluxCharlie

    I want to grab madonna and punch her in her faking face until shes ddead then rape here is that weird????

  29. Valerie

    Hahaha Randall always warms my heart ?

  30. fuzzy Tingle Times

    an a metaphor for what also happened to her vagina during this tour.

  31. Wow, with all that surgery and cheekbone Madonna is beginning to look like myself and Debbie Harry.

  32. Yoda

    Did the dude really die in an accident, or do Madonna just suck all his blood and devour his carcass?

  33. So can we say Kaballah has claimed another victim?

  34. Galtacticus

    A terrible accident,building stages of this size can be quite dangerous.

  35. Darth

    MJ burnt his hair on stage.Stages aren’t without risks.

  36. Rhialto

    She looks a bit different on these photos.She reinvents and transforms herself all the time.

  37. Christian

    a death, no matter how it happnened, shoud not be fodder for a pathetic blog. sorry that you’re not up in the ranks for gossip websites. too bad you couldn’t do as much for society and the world as she has done. better luck next time.

  38. sebastianudo

    “…But, no, seriously, condolences to the family who has to rationalize why their loved one died trying to light a one million year old dancing corpse in a top hat. I wouldn’t even know where to begin.” jajajajajaja sos un genio

    saludos

  39. DCMikeRotch

    Thank’s for including that quote description, Fish. Because I assumed it was her left labia that collapsed on someone.

  40. Dane

    When did Slash bleach his hair

  41. Dane

    When did Slash bleach his hair

  42. Dane

    When did Slash bleach his hair

  43. vezna

    She never promoted herself using a cheap, tacky brand of sexuality when younger-Why now…Dresses flatter her-not Leotards or tights….

  44. If she is truly “devastated” she should go ahead with the show and give the money to the families or the local hospital who is treating the victims as a direct result of this incident – the families will get an insurance settlement anyway but it’s more the symbolic gesture. Waxing lyrically on stage and a dedicated song… sorry that’s hardly devastation.

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