Because dignity pays jackshit, here’s the Gosselins filming new episodes of Jon and Kate Plus 8 this afternoon. Clearly things were awkward considering Jon decided to parade his 22-year-old gold-digging girlfriend in front of the paparazzi all weekend. Which probably explains why Kate packed her shit and bolted immediately after filming. Also, she’s a germophobe, so I’m surprised she didn’t make Jon wear a HAZMAT suit while handling the children. But, hey, sometimes you gotta look out for Number 1. These two know what I’m talking about. High five!
Photos: Splash News
Richard McBeef | July 16, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Raise your hand if you give a fuck.
alafolie | July 16, 2009 at 2:22 pm
what a massive douchebag
Dufresne | July 16, 2009 at 2:23 pm
AWESOME
AnusMaruader | July 16, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I would be more apt to watch the show if it was called “Jon & Kate plus rape”
No more douches please | July 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Please leave these douches by the wayside, too painful to realize what these two fucks are doing to their kids.
They are scab covered bums.
jennifer | July 16, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Sadly these two are gonna make bank from all this shit. Sadly I have a real job and I suck!
(crosses arms, pouts)
The Jerk | July 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm
People watch this shit still? Maybe the show would be interesting when the girls grow up and do some sort of jailbait and collaborate with MTv to do “Im 16 and pregnant with 8″
timbo | July 16, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Only about 5 years until the oldest kids get their own reality show and 15 years until their “tell all” book.
The Authority | July 16, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Her body is looking GREAT!
Biel | July 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Fact is, these 2 will be their kids parents as long as they live. The more stuff they do together, the better. The quicker they get past the hate and BS they put on each other, the better. The kids gotta know that they are loved in spite of the crap mommy and daddy are dealing with. It takes 2 to mess up a relationship, so they are both to blame. Bu mostly Kate. What a bitch. I’m just happy Jon had enough self esteem left to actually make a play for another women. Dude got beat down.
Joe | July 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm
#9, great if you like the dumpy, old house frau look.
dude_on | July 16, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Dude has every right to wank younger women, and I applaud him for it. Kate is evil. There has never been a more clear cut reason to leave a woman who has birthed 8 of your children. She attempted to devour his soul. Just because she dropped a litter (or two) doesn’t give her the right to become Beelzebub with a scowl and a freaky hairdo. Congrats to Jon. Now let’s all move on and never speak of this again.
Deacon Jones | July 16, 2009 at 3:16 pm
He should give her a wet willy during filming and then go “I might have AIDS now.”
angela | July 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Is that a turd in the foreground of pic 9 with the dog?!
Venom | July 16, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I wish she had gotten up and given him a massive kick in the ass.
GeorgeWBush | July 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@1. Richard McBeef
[Hand slowly begins rise]
@14. angela
No, thats the ganja that rolled out when Kate opened the back door….of the SUV….
Moi | July 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Kate is looking great, you can tell she is working out. Jon on the other hand should really hit the gym because that GUT is growing by the day……and just because he landed a 22 year old party girl shouldn’t give him any false sense of security, she will be gone when the paps loose interest in their relationship.
MikeD | July 16, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Is she launching the red rocket in pic #9??? She does have hairy palms…
Angie Likes Anal | July 16, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Hey 12. By “wank” do you mean “poke with a cattle prod”? If that’s the case, count me in!
marcus | July 16, 2009 at 3:35 pm
pic #9: big fucking mommy titties!
sixpack | July 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I want to shoot a load right in that Pennsyl-tucky hairdo she has.
jbone | July 16, 2009 at 3:44 pm
These two are damn near making Hulk and Linda Hogan look normal. Effin douche bags. Outlook for the 8 kids is not good- 2 alcoholics, 1 eating disorder, 1 TV evangelist, 1 methhead, 1 tranny, 1 crack whore, and 1 reality TV lifer.
too many people in the world | July 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Did this guy have any occupation or profession before this show, or does he think that his life’s work is to make sure that the world’s population doesn’t dwindle.
Upinya | July 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I wonder how many kids are is that red suitcase.
LUNCH | July 16, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Time to go make a sandwich.
Chunkymonkey | July 16, 2009 at 4:17 pm
@24
All 8. If you cut them into little pieces first.
Lin | July 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Kate my have been a B****, but if she must stay to raise all those kids then so should he. DUDE DITCH the 22 year old and grow up.
Paula | July 16, 2009 at 4:46 pm
And I bet TLC pays for Kate’s hotel while she is away. And what a big suitcase! Oh I forgot…Kate is high maintenance now:}
eattrn | July 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm
He needs to work on getting kate to agree to a threesome with the new girl since she obviously is down for it.
Champ | July 16, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I’d motorboat those fake titties if she wore a muzzle. OK – even of she didnt but that’s only because I care.
dink squeeze | July 16, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Kate’s botox wore off.
No more douches please | July 16, 2009 at 5:20 pm
#10–You had me until the end. No more relationships for either ’til thes kids are 18 and gone. I agree she’s a heinous bitch, but that’s cancelled out by what a horrendous douche he obviously is. And stupid douche as well, for he’s just getting used by an attention craving skank.
jajaja | July 16, 2009 at 5:24 pm
way to rip off tmz’s headline?
jejeje | July 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Word… word for word.
titsonsnack | July 16, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I can’t believe she is STILL doing her hair like that.
Jesse | July 16, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Ok.. WHAT THE FUCK. I understand Kate was a bitch, and I understand they were really young when they got married and really young when they had kids, and he complained about he never got his “partying days” out of the way, which is clearly what he is attempting to do right now. I get it, I understand those feelings. But when you’re TEN YEARS into the goddamn marriage and you have EIGHT children.. it’s time to SUCK IT UP, grow a pair of balls, and accept the responsibility of the fact that not only do you have multiple children, but you raise these children very publicly, on national television, in front of MILLIONS of people. How STUPID can you be?! When you’re nearing 35, married and with children, is definitely NOT the time to be like “Hmm, I’d like to party and nail a few skanks and get it out of the way.” In a few months the novelty of partying and banging whore after whore, will get real tiresome real quick, he’ll be missing the life he had, and go crawling back to Kate. I’d bet my life on it. Pathetic loser..
Jesse | July 16, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Ok.. WHAT THE FUCK. I understand Kate was a bitch, and I understand they were really young when they got married and really young when they had kids, and he complained about he never got his “partying days” out of the way, which is clearly what he is attempting to do right now. I get it, I understand those feelings. But when you’re TEN YEARS into the goddamn marriage and you have EIGHT children.. it’s time to SUCK IT UP, grow a pair of balls, and accept the responsibility of the fact that not only do you have multiple children, but you raise these children very publicly, on national television, in front of MILLIONS of people. How STUPID can you be?! When you’re nearing 35, married and with children, is definitely NOT the time to be like “Hmm, I’d like to party and nail a few skanks and get it out of the way.” In a few months the novelty of partying and banging whore after whore, will get real tiresome real quick, he’ll be missing the life he had, and go crawling back to Kate. I’d bet my life on it. Pathetic loser..
kanut | July 16, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Jon would not be getting any if Kate had not exploited everyone in the first place. Let’s say Kate had selectively reduced the fetuses (which is common in these cases), making the family fairly unremarkable in the world of reality TV. Or, she could have determined this wasn’t the most healthy situation for her family and canceled after one season. He still might have had to suffer, and would have ended up fat and dateless, in a studio apartment with a bottle of lotion by his bedside. He should be thankful for her craziness.
I don’t feel bad for either of them.
Charity | July 16, 2009 at 6:14 pm
37: I love you and agree 100%
bint | July 16, 2009 at 6:56 pm
#s 33 & 34
The headline was copied complete, WITH the spelling mistake…
Jeff | July 16, 2009 at 7:14 pm
lol jon and kate plus awkward
Jamie's Uterus | July 16, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I’d just love to see him beat her on camera, on the TV show. Most American men that are pussy whipped into watching that drivel would jump up and cheer. She is a horror show.
The show could be called Jon & Kate, plus all the hate!
Crabby Old Guy | July 16, 2009 at 7:41 pm
36/37 – SPOT ON. Time for this assclown to grow a dick and be a man. Get a fucking real job (assuming there are any left by the time the current assclowns in Washington get done with all of us – but that’s a different issue) and take care of your family.
So your wife is a bitch – most of ‘em are (especially when they realize that they married a loser like him).
Maybe if he wasn’t such a pathetic excuse for a man, she’d be happier. It’s hard enough raising a couple of children – but EIGHT? And doing the TV crap? When exactly did this country become so totally fucked up anyway?
Personally, I blame Dr. Spock (no, not the guy on Star Trek) – promoted a bunch of self-indulgent baby boomers who think not having full HD/Cable is too hard of a life!
No more douches please | July 16, 2009 at 8:11 pm
NEXT ON TLC—Lil Jon and Kate
37 & 39 You are both correct
pam | July 16, 2009 at 10:00 pm
#43 soooo funny!! lol. I hope that was Jon’s suitcase that she was putting in the truck. I wouldn’t spend 5 minutes with him if I were her. Oh wait, yes I would, to open the door every other weekend help the kids into into his ‘sports car, lol and to cash his child support cheques. He is a huge loser.
Jackie | July 16, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Kate looks great. Jon is a fat slobby slob.
36/37 is right.
Mon | July 17, 2009 at 12:25 am
Heh. I bet Kate bitch-slapped the Ed Hardy right off of him.
Kate: What the f*ck are you wearing??
Jon: You don’t get it Kate, I’m a man now.
Kate: Colin, Aden and Joel have bigger balls than you, you bedazzled fool. Now take that shit off and move these lawn chairs.
Jon: Ok. [sniffles under breath] “I’m a man now… I’m a man now…”
Iambananas | July 17, 2009 at 1:15 am
So, the question is: did the Superficial steal this title from TMZ or did TMZ steal it from Superficial?
mact | July 17, 2009 at 3:03 am
Jon is obviously suffering from post-traumatic-stress-syndrome from being married to that horrible woman. I’m sure he got to know her plastic surgeon’s daughter really well in the last few years; Kate was in for tummy tuck, lipo, fake boobs, etc. He probably had more and better conversations with her than he ever did with the shrew. And don’t forget Kate told him shortly after Christmas that the marriage was over and she didn’t want him. He has spent more time with the kids in the last year than Kate (on her book tours for a book someone else wrote). Can’t stand her.
Rhialto | July 17, 2009 at 7:30 am
Perfect example for “the show must go on”.