Here’s Spanish actress/model Ines Sastre on the beach in Marbella Tuesday. You may remember her from such films as Par-delà les nuages and Estela Canto, un amor de Borges which was practically the Spanish version of The Dark Knight. Minus the parts with Batman and the Joker.
NOTE: Apparently, Ines is currently the face of Lancome. — Why not?
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fucker | July 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm
first haha losers
fucker | July 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm
first haha losers
sam hain | July 16, 2009 at 1:44 pm
WTF? that’s not a bikini…
Taz | July 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm
id tap that!
sam hain | July 16, 2009 at 1:48 pm
that’s not a bikini………………..
Duuude | July 16, 2009 at 1:49 pm
This is really the best you can do? Some old chick I’ve never heard of wearing a one-piece? This shit used to be funny, but then you at least had a lot of nudity in place of the humor. Now? Neither.
Its obvious this site has been in a decline but this is just getting ridiculous.
the infamous danielle | July 16, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Look at those ripples! :P
Ann | July 16, 2009 at 1:50 pm
First, not a bikini. Second, that suit looks hideous on her. Third, who the fuck is she and why are you posting this?? This looks like anyone’s sorta-kinda-maybe a little hot Mom. Big meh. :p
ugh | July 16, 2009 at 1:50 pm
okay, this time I am kinda annoyed. She’s not attractive, I have no idea who she is, she’s not famous in this country, and it’s just a picture of her at the beach. Honestly, it is kinda getting old.
Rach | July 16, 2009 at 1:52 pm
why does she have such a fat vagina? :S ew
The Jerk | July 16, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Did I click on the wrong website? I thought I was looking at chicks in bikinis, not a telemundo webpage with people who can barely speak english, let alone wear bikinis that cover their whole body.
DO NOT WANT!
coke and a smile | July 16, 2009 at 1:55 pm
@ #10
Maybe that is where she had that Coke bottle stashed?
Jack | July 16, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I wish I had a bulge that big.
Ann again | July 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Are you trying to impress Gywenth Paltrow by posting a Spanish actress? Or are you trying to give us readers some “culture”. Maybe you’re thinking some of us will google her and then rent one of her movies and be so very impressed by your international taste in film. There has to be some reason for this post other than this site is just beginning to suck that hard.
Skully | July 16, 2009 at 2:03 pm
she looks like she is smuggling tires.
Superbiggerevil | July 16, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Never heard of her.
LawnGnome | July 16, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Superficial has been finding a lot of hoochies lately that I’ve never heard of. That being said, I’d hit it if it was near me.
Rabble Rouser | July 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Lets entertain ourselves
#13 What’s the matter with you jack? were you in a horrible cheese grating accident?
Hey #11 thanks for stating the obvious. Go fuck yourself
#8 lighten up sugar tits. lets see some pictures of you.
#6 go find a site you like better. nobody is asking you to comment here.
#1 & 2 Your wit has no rival. Bravo you beautiful jack ass.
j_bryon | July 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm
It’s my professional opinion that the water must be COLD!
Great nipples, I’d love too see her topless!
Tucker Jay | July 16, 2009 at 2:13 pm
#18…hahaha
:)
you made my day!
Delgo | July 16, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Sexy legs in pic 7… what?
Geoff | July 16, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I am Latin, and I don’t even know who she is. No other celebrities known in this country wearing a bikini this week fish?
#18, you seem tense, go suck some cock and swallow some man cream. That might relax you a bit.
nipolian | July 16, 2009 at 2:19 pm
She may want to get a doctor to take a look at whatever is going on with that camel-toe in pic 6.
smackattack | July 16, 2009 at 2:21 pm
you people CRACK ME UP – I’d like to see some pics of you at the beach you bunch of fat ass computer geeks
if you google her (yes, I did) she has an unbelievably beautiful face, and her body is real…for a real body (not the body of a 21 year old with fake tits) she is beautiful..dudes, this is what a real woman looks like – A WOMAN, not jail bait with implants
DrThrasher | July 16, 2009 at 2:23 pm
http://www.cine5x.com/fotos/ines_sastre_1.jpg
I agree. I would not hit it. Her knees are way to sharp.
lol | July 16, 2009 at 2:27 pm
she has nice…
…boobs?
erinie | July 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm
She’s the Lancome model:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=es&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aes-ES%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=lancome+ines+sastre&btnG=Buscar+im%C3%A1genes&aq=f&oq=
You'reafunnyrady. | July 16, 2009 at 2:30 pm
@18….TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!!! You’re awsome; whoever you are!
You'reafunnyrady. | July 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm
“lighten up sugar tits.” HAHAHAHAHA, Whew!
Misty | July 16, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Call me crazy but I really think she’s wearing a maxi-pad under her “bikini”.
Am I?
Galtacticus | July 16, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Is this a corset or a swimsuit?
Darth | July 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Is that an elegant dolphin in the 11th photo? Or is that Ines Sastre?
e-rock | July 16, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@ #24- smackattack- actually she DOES have implants. She’s not 21, but she does have implants, and looks gorgeous too!! I don’t know what everyone is complaining about, she looks great!! Healthy, happy looking, I enjoyed staring at her!!
RichPort's Ghost | July 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Seriously, would you like to wake up next to face in picture #5?
(shudder)
She looks like Fire Marshall Bill…
Mama Pinkus | July 16, 2009 at 3:00 pm
not sure who she is but she would do much better with more support on top and perhaps a darker color swimsuit
Huh | July 16, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I would love to be president of the FUPA club.
cavy | July 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm
10. Rach
Fat Vagina?! I don’t even know what that means, but I think it’s funny as hell! LMAO!
pinecone | July 16, 2009 at 3:56 pm
bulgeeeee!!
@30 – ummm why would she be wearing a maxipad under her bikini? it’d just soak up water and not serve its purpose
nw | July 16, 2009 at 4:06 pm
She is only unknown to uncultivated morons.
She used to be not so ugly (litote and euphemism):
http://www.unafrasecelebre.com/famosas/imagenes/ines-sastre.jpg
(for instance).
EuroNeckPain | July 16, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Ines has been in every magazine for the last 10 years and more. If you saw her face with makeup, you’d recognize her.
I knew a guy who had been at University with her (litterature). He was so proud, although she probably never noticed him. He was an ugly short fat guy. However he would say “ha, that’s my friend Ines !” everytime he saw an ad with a closeup of her.
And by the way, you shouldn’t complain that you have to put up with people who are not famous in your country. Other countries are forced to put up with the latest C-list bastard/cunt produced by the US showbiz industry.
Wow | July 16, 2009 at 4:41 pm
This woman is neither fat nor ugly. Sorry she has some class and isn’t wearing dental floss to cover her naughty bits. You just have to look at these pictures to see that this woman also loves life and THAT, my friends, is genuinely beautiful.
renee gaude | July 16, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Uh someone said she’s not even pretty…..uh yeah right
check her out here
http://www.unafrasecelebre.com/famosas/imagenes/ines-sastre.jpg
The Rake | July 16, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Is she aware that she is donning a one-piece? What year is this ’56? Also, is that her child? Doesn’t she know kids are OUT!!!
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
Funeral Guy | July 16, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Nice titties, but her belly is really schlubby.
Funeral Guy | July 16, 2009 at 7:27 pm
#42 I’ll grant you that she cleans up pretty good.
speak_to_a_gyno_now | July 16, 2009 at 8:52 pm
fat vagina? Is that a medical term? I’ll look it up on WebMD
Lola | July 16, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Ines is the Lancome model…helloo
JW | July 16, 2009 at 11:01 pm
For all the dumbasses commenting about a “fat” vagina, it’s a real issue that affects about 25 percent of women. The pelvic bone actually protrudes outward, so there’s nothing “fat” about it…just a difference in skeletal composition. Quit being such assholes. Not all women look like the Hustler pics. If she were a vapid reality star, maybe your criticism is justified, but come on, this woman is just the face of Lancome, not Heidi Montag.
run | July 17, 2009 at 1:37 am
Pic 6….
Run kid, run for your life…… we ain’t sure what it is either but with teeth on it like that, it will fuck you up and spit you out.
Nice pointies though… is it my time to breast feed??
Ya Mum | July 17, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Looks like she thinks beach swimming is a full contact sport and has forgotten to remove her hector.
I’m used to a much higher quality from this site. Is this the start of the decline? Scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one.