Despite the Gosselins issuing a statement that they’d no longer be issuing statements, Jon decided to talk about his relationship with potential gold-digger Hailey Glassman in the latest issue of People and also shot down rumors of their engagement. Via E! News:
“Hailey and I have been family friends for several years and only very recently began dating,” Jon Gosselin explains. “What began as friendship has grown into something more.”
He goes on:
“I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. It’s nice to be with someone who I can confide in and trust and who accepts me for who I am.
Now, the TLC reality star understands that parading around the French Riviera with some new ladyfriend right after filing for divorce is kind of a douche move, but he just wants everyone to understand he’s a regular guy and that’s what regular guys do to move forward.
“I know that my decision to appear publicly with Hailey this weekend will be scrutinized, but I hope that people can see I’m a regular guy who is going through a very difficult time in [my] life and wants to move forward.”
However, Jon denies any engagement plans to the mag, “No. We’re just having a cool time and enjoying each other.”
While I, for one, am a firm believer in the healing power of banging college chicks, I’m also a firm believer in not riding a motorcycle dressed like a 15-year-old cocknozzle. Mostly because it tends to limit access to the aforementioned healing powers regardless of how quickly you can pull up your bank account on an Ed Hardy iPhone. (You know he has one.)
Que | July 15, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Que good dad.
Amy | July 15, 2009 at 4:07 pm
He has to be the biggest douche in all of the universe. Ed Hardy + motorcycle + plus fat ass + no job + 8 children + young (yet extremely unattractive) female = DOUCHE
Amy 2 | July 15, 2009 at 4:11 pm
MID-LIFE CRISIS TIME! Except…he has no money to splurge….he’s only in his 30′s and has 8 kids under the age of 8..so he just looks pathetic…
What | July 15, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Who the fuck cares?! Are you getting paid to post about these retards or something?!!?!
Joe | July 15, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Move forward = banging new girlfriend in Carribean while nanny watches 8 kids.
Zee Brat | July 15, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I salute you Fish. For using only the douchiest pictures of Jon. Good job Sir. Good job.
DeviousJinx | July 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I actually used to side with this guy considering the cuntbag, neutering wife he had to deal with, but I’m very rapidly understanding why she snorted at him like a pig and beat him down when I see the trashy fugly skank that he’s banging and his douchey Ed Hardy shirts…Kate’s silly putty ass isn’t looking AS BAD anymore, although she could still use a good punch to the throat to shut her naghole up!
Jen | July 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I am *so* happy Jon has chosen to “open up” about his new girlfriend. It doesn’t look like she opens up enough.
Jesse Jackson | July 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm
If you shaved his head he’d be a dead ringer for Mr. Potato-Head. Maybe his next show should be Jon + Kate + crack whore. No wait, that doesn’t rhyme. Jon + Kate + skank? Closer, but not quite. Need a word that’s rhymes with runt…
No more douches please | July 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm
#1thru4 Absolutely true. Don’t know what to add
Wish I had his phone # to post so everyone could call direct and inform him what a HUGE DOUCHE he is!! The effect on the kids makes me puke.
lame | July 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm
“She accepts me for who I am”… what is he, fucking retarded? What that fugly famewhore sees in him, is definitely not what he’s thinking. At least he found himself an emotional cripple to feel compatible with, though.
Mon | July 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm
“Wahh wahh wahh, Kate put me in the spotlight” “Boo hoo, I never wanted this publicity!”
Actually, I think he wants the attention just so he can keep showing the public how “cool” he his now. Kate’s bitch, no more! Because nothing screams “hip” like a soccer-dad in bedazzled Ed Hardy, ear-piercing, cigarettes and bloated gut.
Heh, maybe he should hit up her parents for a tummy tuck too.
Cash | July 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm
We really needed 8 photos of this cock-smith riding around on his douche mobile?
Galtacticus | July 15, 2009 at 4:34 pm
He reminds me a bit on Brad Pitt on his motorcycle. . . Cough,cough.
alex | July 15, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I’m all for leaving that cunty ball shriveling shrew of a wife and those bastard kids for banging a gold digging college skank, but at least get a better looking gold digging college skank. I mean she looks better than the last gold digging college skank he was banging, its a step up, but aim higher. with his “fame” he could be banging strip club quality gold digging college skanks.
Darth | July 15, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Is he trying to be like Brad Pitt?
huh? | July 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm
guess he’s now a walking ED HARDY billboard.
The model father for the 21st century!
Awesome Andy | July 15, 2009 at 4:39 pm
That Ed Hardy crap must be some one of the worse clothes ever created.
Who acutally wears that shit?
Good God Almighty | July 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm
@4…You do realize you’re on a GOSSIP site don’t you? What the HELL is wrong with people?
moi | July 15, 2009 at 4:43 pm
@13 hahaha douche mobile, the helmet really adds to it as well.
I look at these pics and think wtf what did Jon and Kate ever see in eachother….they are so different. I’m not a big fan of Kate either but It seems unfair that Jon gets to change his life drastically while Kate has to be the “Mom”. Not all guys would act like this, flaunting their 22 year old play thing around so soon after divorce proceedings, his excuse is lame. Yes move on with your life and date but it takes a special bread of douche to be that insensitive imo.
Rhialto | July 15, 2009 at 4:44 pm
The kid looks as cantankerous as the parents are.
ok | July 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I give up on this guy. Theres nothing that can be said that hasnt already been said, but I need to speak my mind..
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more desperate mid-life crisis in my life. Motorcycle, girl 10 years older than him, douchebag clothing, earrings, hanging out with douchebag fashion designers. Wow, talk about a perfect storm of douchebag behaviors.
I felt sorry for him at first, but come on dude, do you really have to drag around this trashy whore days after filing for divorce? He’s not only looking like a douchebag, but affecting his kids. They’re going to know about all of this. They’re going to see the photos of daddys new whore on the internet, the ones where shes acting like a fucking stupid college slut doing drugs. Ugh, what a fucktard both of them are.
Nero | July 15, 2009 at 4:48 pm
@21 Sometimes you just realize all of sudden.This never might have happened.
havoc | July 15, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Well…#22 pretty much summed it up nicely….
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Mon | July 15, 2009 at 4:50 pm
#7: Couldn’t agree with you more! I used to feel bad for Jon and sided with him after seeing all of Kate’s nagging and criticism. Now she’s actually looking like the better of the two! The best thing she can do now is keep quite about his antics, because he’s making a fool of himself quite nicely on his own.
Regan | July 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Ed hardy wardrobe = douche bag. There’s really nothing more to say.
i dont' get it | July 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm
yeah, i don’t get why you keep posting about this retard. he looks like he has down syndrome. i just don’t get who are the retards that actually watching his show!
Junior | July 15, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Daddy, why have you got my potty on your head?
big teeth | July 15, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Who knew what a turn for the rancid this turd would take? I used to think him a good natured, but hen-pecked and nagged, fellow who was bearing up under a large responsibility. Now, he’s just a rotten douche who does not deserve one kid, much less eight..
sally | July 15, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I’ve always thought most chinos are CRAZY and this is living proof. Also, he’s got some complex goign on, because i’m sure he’s ding dong is small since he’s got some asian on him and he probably feels all macho and tough riding that bike, thinking he is super cool…stick to your roots and ride a bicycle!!
sally | July 15, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I’ve always thought most chinos are CRAZY and this is living proof. Also, he’s got some complex goign on, because i’m sure he’s ding dong is small since he’s got some asian on him and he probably feels all macho and tough riding that bike, thinking he is super cool…stick to your roots and ride a bicycle!!
Douche alert | July 15, 2009 at 5:09 pm
The ironic thing is that Ed Hardy designers are probably pissed that Jon has single-handedly made their clothing line jump-the-shark. Nothing like a desperate soccer-dad to make your clothing line appeal to the cool crowd.
fuzzy Tingle Times | July 15, 2009 at 5:10 pm
I love how his clothing and other wares seem to get more and more douche baggy every photo op.
DeviousJinx | July 15, 2009 at 5:15 pm
#32 – Not sure where you’re from, but the only people around here that actually wear Ed Hardy are desperate soccer dads and douchebag middle life crisis havin’ assholes! Ed Hardy is probably thinking CHA-CHING because that seems to be their target demographic!
oh dear | July 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm
They made fun of Ed Hardy in a ZAC EFRON movie! (17 Again). Jon thinking that this makes him look cool is even worse than when Kate thought she was hot stuff with the “sassy bob”.
RichPort's Ghost | July 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I’m not sure if anyone noticed that distinct scent of Summer’s Eve when they clicked on this douche…
Shara | July 15, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Jon should star on the next Rock of Love…he makes Bret Michaels proud
Motorcycle – check
Sex with a skank – check
Douchy Ed Hardy clothes – check
15 minutes of fame – check
Aimee | July 15, 2009 at 5:32 pm
“family friend” huh. ladies, just goes to show, your man’s female friends will be all over those sloppy seconds the minute you toss it.
Aimee | July 15, 2009 at 5:35 pm
#16, yeah, it’s called a mid life crisis. When you spot that first gray pube you go through denial about getting old by ditching your wife and start riding motorcycles -the latter of which is essentially a penis on wheels.
Venom | July 15, 2009 at 5:41 pm
What a douche.
kelly | July 15, 2009 at 5:59 pm
He looks like he has down syndrome…not trying to be mean, but some asians look that way…not attractive.
kelly | July 15, 2009 at 5:59 pm
He looks like he has down syndrome…not trying to be mean, but some asians look that way…not attractive.
frankly... | July 15, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Dear Jon,
You have your balls back, that we know. But how about celebrating in a little class, shall we?
1) Hire a personal trainer. When one yearns to revive their youth, strive for a youthful figure. More so, spare tires are very unbecoming to ladies of the younger generation.
2) Instead of Ed Hardy, use your reality-famous money for something a little more slick. A little Armani goes a long way.
3) Date up. We understand the need to make your ex-wife jealous with a younger woman. But not a 22-year-old trainwreck. Let’s aim for a 26-year-old sexy librarian type.
4) Upon divorce from suburban life, we all want to separate ourselves from the mini-van. And although buying a new set of wheels will always be cliche for a new bachelor, at least invest in a luxury car. A Mercedes perhaps? Your options are many, yet a hog is not one of them.
Until these introductory steps are followed, you continue to make a fool of yourself, thus rendering attempts in asserting your new found virility counterproductive. More importantly, not only will you justify years of nagging and criticism from Kate, but you have made yourself an easy target for many laughs and jeers from you ex-wife for months to come.
PS5725 | July 15, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Hey it’s not nice to talk about this guys gaungs like that! I’m sure he doesn’t have any, because that pusscrotch he’s dating is only 22 and already leading him around like a goon. This dude is less than attractive, and I don’t care how much money he has, it would be hard to find anyone man or woman who would crawl on that tiny eraser in his pans. ” I don’t think He even has the Pencil to be called a pencil dick.” He’s short, fat, and just palin stupid.
I hope his first old lady reams his ass, he deserves it!
dink squeeze | July 15, 2009 at 6:54 pm
The next person who calls Jon a “douche” is a DOUCHE! God get an imagination! DUH!
Rae | July 15, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Everytime I see him I cant stand him more and more. Hang in there Kate and the KIDS
Kill Him | July 15, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Kate could get rid of this tart in two minutes. All she has to do is tell John that he get the kids the whole summer.
Albin Bainbridge | July 15, 2009 at 7:54 pm
@ 20
In one of the earlier episodes Kate said that she is attracted to Asian men and that she immediately wanted to be with Jon at first sight. Honestly, I don’t see how anyone can look at Jon and immediately desire him, and he dressed like a jackass in his youth too. Gelled, spiked hair and sunglasses.
@ 35
Damn, when Zac Efron makes fun of the clothes you wear you know you’ve hit rock bottom.
evil cat | July 15, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I smell male menopause
cathleen | July 15, 2009 at 9:38 pm
hes having a mid-life crisis