Kim Kardashian in a skintight racing uniform

July 14th, 2009 // 119 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian wearing a skintight racing uniform at the start of the Bullrun Rally 2009 in New York City over the weekend. I don’t know what the hell that is, but it’s nice to see Kim’s there in case anyone needs a spare airbag. “Hey, uh, mine’s not working. Can someone graft some Kim ass for me? Kim ass for car 12, please?”

Because remember, kids, a safe driver is an alive driver. Unless a random drunk hits you then you’re pretty much fucked. The More You Know…

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Comments (119)

  1. eh | July 14, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    eh?

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  2. lizzy | July 14, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    i love how that guy is balantly taking a picture of her ass.

    so sick of this girl.

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  3. hedgehog | July 14, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    pic1: her arse sticks out further than her tits!, She’s got a 48DDD arse

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  4. Nikki | July 14, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    I just found out the other day that she’s 5’2″. Blows my mind.

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  5. ROUGH daddy | July 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Finally! the duchess of derriere! That’s the rear end that changed the Superficial 4ever…

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  6. Jessman | July 14, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    I love her big ol ass. Can’t stand her though.

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  7. twizlah | July 14, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    There were taken in Austin, not NYC. Race ends in NYC. Her ass is huge, but I wold most likely hit it with an unbridled force of hate fucking to rival the ages. And then I would pee on her like Ray-J did and tell my friends. The end.

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  8. No WAY!! | July 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    No way that thing is real!!

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  9. BitchPlease | July 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    In my dreams her ass is filled with beer.
    Uummmm ass!
    Uummmm beer!

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  10. Superbiggerevil | July 14, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Other than act as a human urinal trough for some no-talent wannabe rap asshole, why does this girl warrant attention again?

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  11. The Jerk | July 14, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    So let me get this right, PEPSI is a proud sponser of Kim K. ASSets? I just love the fact that she has to get flown out across half the US to be some sort of representive to an event shes not even participating in.

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  12. eddy | July 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    holy crap.
    that’s all i’m saying.

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  13. what | July 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    if you think thats big, check this out http://scullratt.mybrute.com

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  14. Inmate #2648927 | July 14, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Is that leather? Did they skin a cow?

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  15. MBrossman | July 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    It looks like someone shoved two watermelons down her racing suit

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  16. ZippytheWonderSlug | July 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    I would club every baby seal in the world just to peel her out of that suit and fuck her until either she or I died of pure sexual exhaustion or spontaneous human combustion . Then I want my ashes to be scattered between her tits. What a way to go!!!

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  17. Annie Rexia | July 14, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Are you trying to say a dead driver is unsafe? What if I strapped my Uncle Ned into my Hyundai. He’s a veg. Do you think he would be safe or unsafe? Both? I’ll let you know the outcome.

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  18. sharpie | July 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    TALENTLESS AND FAKE.

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  19. eww | July 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    OK, SO THIS SL*T IS REPPING PEPSI NOW?
    THAT’S IT. IM GOING TO CREATE A S*X TAPE, LEAK IT, DENY THAT I LEAKED IT AND BECOME FAMOUS.

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  20. e-rock | July 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    So I have recently discovered the phenomena that is Kim’s ass– seriously. Apparently women now a days that want a bigger ass, get injections of a synthetic material like collagen that increase the size of their ass!!!! Mystery solved!!!

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  21. Annie Rexia | July 14, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Only 5’2′. Good to know he BF Reggy has a place to put his beer.

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  22. john | July 14, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    no it’s not leather… i wish it was though.

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  23. kkgoaway | July 14, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    this chick has more plastic in her than a barbie doll.

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  24. RichPort's Ghost | July 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    #16 – That was pure poetry man… seriously, I’m choked up…

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  25. bo bo | July 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    What a big turnout.

    Nothing to see here. Just a freak show.

    The thought her, yukkk. You just know whats been there before you. YukYukYuk.

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  26. Really??? | July 14, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    The fatty with hat on in the back is cumming in his jeans right at that moment.

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  27. Initial_G | July 14, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    The heels don’t match the outfit. She should have wore hooker boots. Or are they just called “kim” boots? LOL

    Anyway, that outfit is straining at the seams to hold all that tit and ass at once. Like an overfilled waterballoon.

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  28. Jeff Stickly | July 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    her woman hole is as ugly as her ass.

    I saw it on the video. It is not a pretty snatch.

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  29. Really??? | July 14, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Yes boys…..that’s the face you make. You may not think it looks that retarded, but it does. HAHAHAHA!!!

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  30. winky | July 14, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    what’s up with the crotch area? this outfit obviously doesnt fit her well.

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  31. Darth | July 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Ever seen a racing motorist on high heels?

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  32. Fine Teeth Comb | July 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    WTF, did Nasa develop that cloth? How can that mass of ass be held back by that tight material?

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  33. danny | July 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    What do you suppose the inside of that suit smells like? Goat cheese? Stale falafel?

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  34. rien | July 14, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    I love that no one is actually looking at her, even though she’s standing on stage, and apparently squawking something into a microphone…

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  35. Alli Watermelon | July 14, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    I like Kim, and I also like her body. But I seriously find it HARD TO BELIEVE that an ass can be THAT huge and be so “smooth”. No lumps or bumps. She isn’t a fit, muscular girl…so that ass is NOT muscle. She’s either wearing Spanx/gurdle (sp?) or the chick has bum implants. Either way, her body is hot. I am just really confused…lol

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  36. Vane | July 14, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    People can say whatever the fuck they want about her, but she’s still fucking hot.

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  37. Nero | July 14, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Since when are racing motorists wearing wet suits?

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  38. EB | July 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    If she’s on the track, there should be diagonal yellow stripes on her butt with a sign above that says “Wide Load”

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  39. ESOPHUS | July 14, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    WHO’S KIM KARDASHIAN?

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  40. MM | July 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    I think she looks great. I’d like to see everyone on here criticizing her put that suit on … it takes guts! Shes gorgeous anyway.

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  41. roxy | July 14, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    Guys you’re all dirty pigs.

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  42. duh | July 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    umm of course she looks hot – she has four tons of makeup on and a body that has more plastic surgery than the cat woman. give me a break. with all that, anyone would look great.

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  43. pukey | July 14, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    if and when she ever decides to get those ass implants taken out, her ass will hang down behind her knees.

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  44. e-rock | July 14, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    The funniest part about these pics is WHY THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING THAT OUTFITT?? Like she really would/could drive a race car??? She is a media whore, end of story. Yes, she is mildy attractive (with that much plastic surgery and make up, who wouldn’t be?), but she is TALENTLESS!!! She is on minute 14, yet we feed into this bullshit?? I personally cannot wait until she finally blows up like the State Puff Marshmallow woman, and dissapears from the media. tick tock, tick tock, tick tock…

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  45. Deacon Jones | July 14, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Could you imagine if she walked into a federal prison dressed like that?

    All the black guys would walk through the prison bars like the cop in Terminator 2

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  46. dethbyrd | July 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    damn this girl is stunning…

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  47. jules | July 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    she looks like my gf

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  48. The Jerk | July 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    #47, so your gf looks like a transexual that wears more makeup than a clown does at the circus? Congrats man..

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  50. JJ | July 14, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Notice how she looks flat chested on top but her industrial girdle creates 1/2 of a beach ball lol!

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