Katy Perry’s breasts are huge and other news

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2009

- Shia LaBeouf is jogging shirtless again. Somewhere Megan Fox almost got turned on but had sex with Brian Austin Green instead so he’d run to Starbucks for her. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hugh Hefner is out of his fucking mind. (In case Jayde Nicole’s face wasn’t proof enough.) [Celebslam]

- Lindsay Lohan’s fall Fornarina ads look exactly like her. If she was a vampire with more than -50% body fat. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Hayden Panettiere hates being a celebrity. Which is kind of funny considering she’s really not that famous. Not counting Munchkin Land. [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Hunter Parish (Weeds) poses for the August issue GQ. Jesus Christ. Who isn’t in that magazine this month? At this point, I’d bet money my grandmother has her own spread with Pauly Shore. — Okay, maybe not with Pauly Shore. Let’s keep it realistic. [Just Jared]

- Leonardo DiCaprio hearts the environment by riding his bike around London. In related news, Leonardo DiCaprio was raped today by a gang of British women in a HUMMER…. [PopSugar]

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