Karolina Kurkova is pregnant

Seen here just three weeks ago, Victoria’s Secret model and belly button-less wonder Karolina Kurkova is six months pregnant, according to People:

“Supermodel and actress Karolina Kurkova and her fiancé, film producer Archie Drury have announced that they are expecting their first child,” the statement reads. “The couple have been together for a little over a year.”

Remember the good ol’ days when models did so much heroin they were practically barren? What happened with that? Did we lose a war or something? Honestly, I don’t know. I’ve been harvesting heroin in my love dungeon non-sexual sun room for the past five years. Here model, model…

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