Seen here just three weeks ago, Victoria’s Secret model and belly button-less wonder Karolina Kurkova is six months pregnant, according to People:
“Supermodel and actress Karolina Kurkova and her fiancé, film producer Archie Drury have announced that they are expecting their first child,” the statement reads. “The couple have been together for a little over a year.”
Remember the good ol’ days when models did so much heroin they were practically barren? What happened with that? Did we lose a war or something? Honestly, I don’t know. I’ve been harvesting heroin in my love dungeon non-sexual sun room for the past five years. Here model, model…
Photos: Getty
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amanda | July 14, 2009 at 11:32 am
i guess she dosnt have to worry about her bellybuttion popping out in her 3rd trimester…
amanda | July 14, 2009 at 11:33 am
ok, so i cant spell today…
uh | July 14, 2009 at 11:36 am
I’m not feeling the coat-dress.
the infamous danielle | July 14, 2009 at 11:44 am
my goodness, kid rock and this kurkova person look like twins.
Buzz | July 14, 2009 at 11:47 am
Another babe bites the dust!
I hate kids!
RichPort's Ghost | July 14, 2009 at 11:54 am
Good god! Do not click on the link for #5! There’s a lunch and a keyboard I’ll never get back…
Though I’m not surprised it looks like a freakin’ pack of Skittles, ’cause you know, some people like Skittles more than others…
new | July 14, 2009 at 11:55 am
Whi si she?
titsonsnack | July 14, 2009 at 12:06 pm
You fuckin idiots, pregnant babes ensure future babes. Keep ‘em all unspoiled and barren and pretty soon the world is populated with nothin but a bunch of uglies, and geriatric former models.
D4P | July 14, 2009 at 12:08 pm
When I think Country Music Television, I think Sheryl Crowe, Kid Rock, and Karolina Kurkova.
dk | July 14, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Give me her adress so I can send this dumb bitch some food, Christ! The babies gonna look like a crack head. That being said I wouldnt mind putting those twigs bhehindher neck n burying my cock in her
bot | July 14, 2009 at 12:09 pm
She’s a handsome woman.
the infamous danielle | July 14, 2009 at 12:12 pm
#7. …and yet your dumbass continues to click on my name. and dry hump my comments. please go die.
RichPort's Ghost | July 14, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Geeez Danny… that hurt. I thought you fat people were supposed to be jolly?
the infamous danielle | July 14, 2009 at 12:41 pm
The fact that I’m not fat tarnishes your insult. And here I was thinking that ugly and grotesque looking people never get hurt…ya know, because they’ve become immune to the stares and taunts. Guess I was wrong.
RichPort's Ghost | July 14, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Heh heh heh… “tarnishes your insult”… someone’s reading “How to Sound Smart Whilst Blogging”… I give that comment a 3 out of 10, but that’s only because cellulite scares me.
Vince Lombardi | July 14, 2009 at 1:12 pm
The photo of Sheryl Crow, Kid Rock, and Karolina Kurkova got me humming that Sesame Street classic “One of These Things Just Doesn’t Belong Here.”
the infamous danielle | July 14, 2009 at 1:19 pm
-12 out of 10
blur | July 14, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Oh dear. Archie Drury is a scientologist. Bye-bye Karolina.
gotmilk? | July 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm
fading victorias secret models getting knocked up is all the rage!
ROUGH daddy | July 14, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I cant believe cousin it is banging kelli pickler…
Jimmy C | July 14, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Anybody notice in picture #1 she has lightning shooting out of her snatch. Devil child maybe?
Go Baby, Go! | July 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Methinks she chugged the Bob Rock cock.
Go Baby, Go! | July 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Methinks she chugged the Bob Rock cock.
Ugly Swan | July 14, 2009 at 9:53 pm
She stopped being cute years ago.
Phony | July 14, 2009 at 9:58 pm
She’s got an ugly Russian nose and mouth. I don’t think she’s Czech at all. Czechs also don’t have kids because the world is so ugly and full of sickos that want to takeover their beautiful golden city.
DCMikeRotch | July 15, 2009 at 3:33 am
DAMMIT, damaged goods…
Darth | July 15, 2009 at 7:35 am
For which airlines is she working?
Galtacticus | July 15, 2009 at 7:37 am
Is this the latest KGB fashion?
JLC | July 15, 2009 at 8:24 am
finally, someone else noticed the lightning bolt from her vay-jayjay.
memory cards | June 3, 2010 at 3:33 am
He got an ugly Russian nose and mouth. I do not think the Czech’s at all. Czechs do not have any children because the world so ugly and sickos that want to acquire their beautiful golden city is full of.