Jon Gosselin is not a clothing designer

July 14th, 2009 // 116 Comments

Despite both Christian Audigier and Jon Gosselin telling media outlets the two were starting a children’s clothing line together, Audigier’s reps began denying the project today. Us Weekly reports:

“Christian is absolutely not starting a kids’ clothing line with Jon,” a rep for Audigier tells Us. “As of right now, there is no clothing line in the works between them at all.”
Gosselin — an Ed Hardy fan — and his 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman spent the past few days on board Audigier’s yacht in St. Tropez in the French Riviera.

The two however spent last night getting shitfaced in St. Tropez, so I wonder what could’ve gone wrong. I mean, c’mon, Jon wore red plaid shorts and a white T-shirt while dining in France with a noted fashion mogul. No one wears an outfit like that unless they’re closing, baby. Also, the man clipped a cellphone to his belt, people. Seriously, you don’t fuck with that unless your cock’s made of checks. Am I right? Hell yeah, I’m right. Land this baby, Gosselin!

Photos: Flynet
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  1. No more pregnant bellies please, ohhh the torture…

  2. Lejla

    First.

  3. Jon's belly is growing

    I’ll bet a Jon Gosselin clothing line would outsell Mary Kate & Ashley clothes at Walmart.

  4. alexalexalex

    Audigier looks like Billy Bob Thorton and appropriately they are both douche bags.

  5. alexalexalexalex

    Audigier looks like Billy Bob Thorton and appropriately they are both douche bags.

  6. Max Planck

    Smokers still suck.

  7. BitchPlease

    WOW he’s a shoe-in for the pretentious douchebag of the year! Looking at that sour puss on Kates’ face made me sympathetic to him long ago, but it’s perfectly obvious he’s given up all thoughts of being any other kind of father but absent douchebag.Why can’t the deserving like him just die an autoerotic death and be done with it.

  8. BitchPlease

    Oh –#1 hilarious
    Also what’s with the leathery, oversunned douche wearing leather?
    Looks like a roast that’s been in the oven waaaaaaaaay too long

  9. Misty

    Is is weird that belly’s like that make me hot? Seriuosly, I want to know.

  10. kels

    why would anyone choose to be with him? he’s asian, so that means he’s got a small wee wee. plus, he’s not even cute. look at that gut- yuck! he’s a douchebag

  11. kels

    why would anyone choose to be with him? he’s asian, so that means he’s got a small wee wee. plus, he’s not even cute. look at that gut- yuck! he’s a douchebag

  12. el ces

    Hey Fish, I can’t comment on the Drew Barrymore post?

    I wasn’t gonna say anything bad. Her hair IS nice.

  13. amoi

    That tanned thing is revolting! Worse almost than Jon’s pale, flabby gut!

  14. jay

    that’s what you call a GORDO CHINO!

  15. jay

    that’s what you call a GORDO CHINO!

  16. jay

    that’s what you call a GORDO CHINO!

  17. BitchPlease

    Oh –#1 hilarious
    Also what’s with the leathery, oversunned douche wearing leather?
    Looks like a roast that’s been in the oven waaaaaaaaay too long

  18. AmericanWhiteTrash

    I can’t decide who the bigger cheese ball is. Tho that over tanned doctor looks like a reject from The Village People. Yea, he wins it..

  19. canuckchick

    so much for the guy who just wanted to be Jon, not famous, not anything….looks like we have another attention seeking whore…watch our Lilo!

  20. suzy

    omg that gut is SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK John – do a sit up! goddamn!

  21. what?

    LOL at #1! Great, I forgot what I was going to write! XD

  22. OMG don’t they look just a bit gay to you!

  23. timbo

    He is so much cooler now that he is sporting ear rings.

  24. jzhz

    Gah – please stop posting photos of that fat fuck.

  25. what does that mean?

    So does having both your ears pierced mean that you’re the best catch ever?

  26. Dude looks like a tubby Billy Bob Thornton.

  27. Disgruntlordd

    cocaine is a hell of a drug

  28. Amy

    I just puked after seeing this. I hate leather and I hate fat protruding guts. Jon should live in a cave.

  29. ouch

    Yesterday David had his fat gut out and now this…..

    My eyes are bleeding here.

    Enough of the porkies and get me some more babes to bat off over.

  30. darin

    SINCE WHEN ARE ASIANS FAT? MAN, HE HAS A GUT. LAY OFF THE HAMBURGERS AND STICK TO YOUR ROOTS–RICE, CHOP SUEY, NOODLES…OH, AND SOME KARATE!

  31. darin

    SINCE WHEN ARE ASIANS FAT? MAN, HE HAS A GUT. LAY OFF THE HAMBURGERS AND STICK TO YOUR ROOTS–RICE, CHOP SUEY, NOODLES…OH, AND SOME KARATE!

  32. I honestly can’t tell who looks douchier in these photos. Fucking toss-up.

  33. Albin Bainbridge

    @ 31

    Gosselin is Half-Korean. Chop suey is Chinese-American and Karate is Japanese. Also, I know plenty of overweight Asians.

    Anyway, I never knew a 32-year-old could go through a midlife crisis… but here we are, and Ed Hardy clothes look terrible so I’m not surprised the designer looks like a homosexual version of Mad Max.

  34. Melissa

    He may not be a clothing designer, but he’s still a tubby dumb ass.

  35. bah

    wow I didn’t think you could make ed hardy clothes look more pathetic or like someone clinging desperately to their youth, but Mr. Gosselin has proved me wrong. Congrats

  36. Sammy the Shank

    Yes Misty, it’s weird. You need psychiatric help. ;-)

  37. dee B Cooper

    Can we stop with posts about this fatass? I come to this site for naked bitches and to see if LL died of a drug overdose yet.

  38. Fried Abortion

    He looks the Pregnant man…wait even the Pregnant man has more class, at least he’s devoted to his wife and doesn’t pimp out his kids to make a buck.

  39. LivewireT

    LOL @39 He does look like the pregnant man!

  40. LivewireT

    LOL @39 He does look like the pregnant man! That just made my night

  41. Jackie

    hahaha@1

  42. alibi

    Jon is finally out from under the demanding witch. He deserves a vacation. I’m surprised that she didn’t make him take the kids with him. Go on, Jon, have a good time!

  43. Darth

    How about a pregnancy clothing line?

  44. Rhialto

    How about a beer belly clothing line? That’s unique.

  45. That dude in the 80′s motorcycle jacket looks like he’s about to have himself a little takeout…

  46. linda

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  47. pasteve

    These are the saddest bear / twink photos I have ever seen.

  48. Mirjam

    I just cannot believe the “bal_s” this guy have to appear in public with his new 22 year old girlfriend when at home he has 8 kiddos to look after. What kind of father is he anyway. Kate is a go-gether and has a good head on her shoulder, and yes, of course she had to nag him. He has no guts, he is a pushover. She should count her lucky stars that she got rid of him. Let any other idiot take these left overs… He is an ugly douchbag. Even if he got rid of those flabs, he still would be ugly. And I would NEVER buy anything that this guy has to offer anyway, what did he ever do in life? But riding on the fame of his kiddos. Thanks to Kate he is where he is now in life, so soon does he forget.

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