Despite both Christian Audigier and Jon Gosselin telling media outlets the two were starting a children’s clothing line together, Audigier’s reps began denying the project today. Us Weekly reports:
“Christian is absolutely not starting a kids’ clothing line with Jon,” a rep for Audigier tells Us. “As of right now, there is no clothing line in the works between them at all.”
Gosselin — an Ed Hardy fan — and his 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman spent the past few days on board Audigier’s yacht in St. Tropez in the French Riviera.
The two however spent last night getting shitfaced in St. Tropez, so I wonder what could’ve gone wrong. I mean, c’mon, Jon wore red plaid shorts and a white T-shirt while dining in France with a noted fashion mogul. No one wears an outfit like that unless they’re closing, baby. Also, the man clipped a cellphone to his belt, people. Seriously, you don’t fuck with that unless your cock’s made of checks. Am I right? Hell yeah, I’m right. Land this baby, Gosselin!
ROUGH daddy | July 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm
No more pregnant bellies please, ohhh the torture…
Lejla | July 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm
First.
Jon's belly is growing | July 14, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I’ll bet a Jon Gosselin clothing line would outsell Mary Kate & Ashley clothes at Walmart.
alexalexalex | July 14, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Audigier looks like Billy Bob Thorton and appropriately they are both douche bags.
alexalexalexalex | July 14, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Audigier looks like Billy Bob Thorton and appropriately they are both douche bags.
Max Planck | July 14, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Smokers still suck.
BitchPlease | July 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm
WOW he’s a shoe-in for the pretentious douchebag of the year! Looking at that sour puss on Kates’ face made me sympathetic to him long ago, but it’s perfectly obvious he’s given up all thoughts of being any other kind of father but absent douchebag.Why can’t the deserving like him just die an autoerotic death and be done with it.
BitchPlease | July 14, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Oh –#1 hilarious
Also what’s with the leathery, oversunned douche wearing leather?
Looks like a roast that’s been in the oven waaaaaaaaay too long
Misty | July 14, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Is is weird that belly’s like that make me hot? Seriuosly, I want to know.
kels | July 14, 2009 at 4:47 pm
why would anyone choose to be with him? he’s asian, so that means he’s got a small wee wee. plus, he’s not even cute. look at that gut- yuck! he’s a douchebag
kels | July 14, 2009 at 4:47 pm
why would anyone choose to be with him? he’s asian, so that means he’s got a small wee wee. plus, he’s not even cute. look at that gut- yuck! he’s a douchebag
el ces | July 14, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Hey Fish, I can’t comment on the Drew Barrymore post?
I wasn’t gonna say anything bad. Her hair IS nice.
amoi | July 14, 2009 at 4:54 pm
That tanned thing is revolting! Worse almost than Jon’s pale, flabby gut!
jay | July 14, 2009 at 5:06 pm
that’s what you call a GORDO CHINO!
jay | July 14, 2009 at 5:06 pm
that’s what you call a GORDO CHINO!
jay | July 14, 2009 at 5:06 pm
that’s what you call a GORDO CHINO!
BitchPlease | July 14, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Oh –#1 hilarious
Also what’s with the leathery, oversunned douche wearing leather?
Looks like a roast that’s been in the oven waaaaaaaaay too long
AmericanWhiteTrash | July 14, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I can’t decide who the bigger cheese ball is. Tho that over tanned doctor looks like a reject from The Village People. Yea, he wins it..
canuckchick | July 14, 2009 at 5:25 pm
so much for the guy who just wanted to be Jon, not famous, not anything….looks like we have another attention seeking whore…watch our Lilo!
suzy | July 14, 2009 at 5:33 pm
omg that gut is SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK John – do a sit up! goddamn!
what? | July 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm
LOL at #1! Great, I forgot what I was going to write! XD
mike@newsmediaimages.com | July 14, 2009 at 5:45 pm
OMG don’t they look just a bit gay to you!
mike@newsmediaimages.com | July 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
OMG they do look a little gay don’t they? http://www.newsmediaimages.com/blog/
timbo | July 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm
He is so much cooler now that he is sporting ear rings.
jzhz | July 14, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Gah – please stop posting photos of that fat fuck.
what does that mean? | July 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm
So does having both your ears pierced mean that you’re the best catch ever?
casualencounters.com/blog | July 14, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Dude looks like a tubby Billy Bob Thornton.
Disgruntlordd | July 14, 2009 at 6:32 pm
cocaine is a hell of a drug
Amy | July 14, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I just puked after seeing this. I hate leather and I hate fat protruding guts. Jon should live in a cave.
ouch | July 14, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Yesterday David had his fat gut out and now this…..
My eyes are bleeding here.
Enough of the porkies and get me some more babes to bat off over.
darin | July 14, 2009 at 8:02 pm
SINCE WHEN ARE ASIANS FAT? MAN, HE HAS A GUT. LAY OFF THE HAMBURGERS AND STICK TO YOUR ROOTS–RICE, CHOP SUEY, NOODLES…OH, AND SOME KARATE!
darin | July 14, 2009 at 8:02 pm
SINCE WHEN ARE ASIANS FAT? MAN, HE HAS A GUT. LAY OFF THE HAMBURGERS AND STICK TO YOUR ROOTS–RICE, CHOP SUEY, NOODLES…OH, AND SOME KARATE!
http://www.popduds.com/ | July 14, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I honestly can’t tell who looks douchier in these photos. Fucking toss-up.
Albin Bainbridge | July 14, 2009 at 11:11 pm
@ 31
Gosselin is Half-Korean. Chop suey is Chinese-American and Karate is Japanese. Also, I know plenty of overweight Asians.
Anyway, I never knew a 32-year-old could go through a midlife crisis… but here we are, and Ed Hardy clothes look terrible so I’m not surprised the designer looks like a homosexual version of Mad Max.
Melissa | July 14, 2009 at 11:34 pm
He may not be a clothing designer, but he’s still a tubby dumb ass.
bah | July 14, 2009 at 11:55 pm
wow I didn’t think you could make ed hardy clothes look more pathetic or like someone clinging desperately to their youth, but Mr. Gosselin has proved me wrong. Congrats
Sammy the Shank | July 15, 2009 at 1:20 am
Yes Misty, it’s weird. You need psychiatric help. ;-)
dee B Cooper | July 15, 2009 at 2:48 am
Can we stop with posts about this fatass? I come to this site for naked bitches and to see if LL died of a drug overdose yet.
Fried Abortion | July 15, 2009 at 4:34 am
He looks the Pregnant man…wait even the Pregnant man has more class, at least he’s devoted to his wife and doesn’t pimp out his kids to make a buck.
LivewireT | July 15, 2009 at 5:10 am
LOL @39 He does look like the pregnant man!
LivewireT | July 15, 2009 at 5:10 am
LOL @39 He does look like the pregnant man! That just made my night
Jackie | July 15, 2009 at 6:09 am
hahaha@1
alibi | July 15, 2009 at 6:43 am
Jon is finally out from under the demanding witch. He deserves a vacation. I’m surprised that she didn’t make him take the kids with him. Go on, Jon, have a good time!
Darth | July 15, 2009 at 7:14 am
How about a pregnancy clothing line?
Rhialto | July 15, 2009 at 7:20 am
How about a beer belly clothing line? That’s unique.
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RichPort's Ghost | July 15, 2009 at 8:31 am
That dude in the 80′s motorcycle jacket looks like he’s about to have himself a little takeout…
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pasteve | July 15, 2009 at 9:08 am
These are the saddest bear / twink photos I have ever seen.
Mirjam | July 15, 2009 at 9:14 am
I just cannot believe the “bal_s” this guy have to appear in public with his new 22 year old girlfriend when at home he has 8 kiddos to look after. What kind of father is he anyway. Kate is a go-gether and has a good head on her shoulder, and yes, of course she had to nag him. He has no guts, he is a pushover. She should count her lucky stars that she got rid of him. Let any other idiot take these left overs… He is an ugly douchbag. Even if he got rid of those flabs, he still would be ugly. And I would NEVER buy anything that this guy has to offer anyway, what did he ever do in life? But riding on the fame of his kiddos. Thanks to Kate he is where he is now in life, so soon does he forget.