Jon Gosselin is not a clothing designer

The Superficial / July 14, 2009

Despite both Christian Audigier and Jon Gosselin telling media outlets the two were starting a children’s clothing line together, Audigier’s reps began denying the project today. Us Weekly reports:

“Christian is absolutely not starting a kids’ clothing line with Jon,” a rep for Audigier tells Us. “As of right now, there is no clothing line in the works between them at all.”
Gosselin — an Ed Hardy fan — and his 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman spent the past few days on board Audigier’s yacht in St. Tropez in the French Riviera.

The two however spent last night getting shitfaced in St. Tropez, so I wonder what could’ve gone wrong. I mean, c’mon, Jon wore red plaid shorts and a white T-shirt while dining in France with a noted fashion mogul. No one wears an outfit like that unless they’re closing, baby. Also, the man clipped a cellphone to his belt, people. Seriously, you don’t fuck with that unless your cock’s made of checks. Am I right? Hell yeah, I’m right. Land this baby, Gosselin!

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