Channing Tatum in GQ and other news

July 14th, 2009 // 67 Comments

- Tony Romo ditched Jessica Simpson because John Mayer was still texting her. Unless John Mayer was slicing off Tony’s hands before they touched Jessica breasts, he might have overreacted a bit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Megan Fox is pursuing Rain while using Brian Austin Green’s penis as a safety net which, let’s be honest, is probably the best his life will ever get. I’d start setting up hidden cameras, Brian. You’ll thank me later. [The Blemish]

- Jeremy Piven is still trying to bang Hayden Panettiere. Has he tried trapping her under a thimble? I hear that’s effective. [Celebslam]

- Jessica Alba apparently still gets followed by the paparazzi. Your guess is as good as mine. [PopSugar]

- Robert Pattinson in a suit. Now, remember, ladies, don’t bring your laptop in the tub. Unless I’m there to supervise. [Just Jared]

- Daniel Radcliffe thinks it’s cool that people think he’s gay. Especially women. But mostly so they’ll change in front of him allowing him to drop the classic line “Shazam! Harry Potter loves boobies now!” Oh, man, talk about good times. Until the cops show up. [ICYDK]

Photos: GQ
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  1. lori

    With or without a suit (or a bath) Robert Pattinson is for tweens , i.e., brainless, young girls too stupid to know any better. You seem to not know your female audience very well.

  2. jassy63

    Channing Tatum is just plain freaking sexy. I would hurt that man… and he would like it.

  3. fat

    Umm… The Superficial becomes The Homosexual.

    Why is this known ass puncher gracing these pages?

    I just vomitted in my own mouth……

  4. Geoff

    Now, that a hot piece of ass! Yummo! Not that smelly Robert Pattinson who has no ass. Okay, give me a couple of vodka shots and I would tap Robert’s behind, but Channing, oh my.

    On behalf of all the straight women, homosexuals, and Randal, we thank you fish.

  5. Cash

    And we care about this popped-collar douche bag….. why, exactly?

  6. Cat

    I’m buying GQ this issue. A stack of them. Channing Tatum is what all men should aspire to. I need to change my panties.

  7. Miko

    Finally some eye candy for the ladies! HOT!

  8. none

    so hot

  9. none

    wow hot

  10. none

    ok hot

  11. none

    yeah hot

  12. lola

    It looks like he is bouncing the ball with his crotch :) He is undoubtedly very sexy!

  13. lola

    It looks like he is bouncing the ball with his crotch :) He is undoubtedly very sexy!

  14. J

    oh my god so fucking hot! guys, take a lesson!

  15. wasted

    And to think all these women are ‘soooooooo hot’ over this guy.

    Sorry to shatter your dreams ladies but he much prefers man meat.

    Though if you scroll down slightly on the main page you can see that somewhat available fat beast John Gosselin with his rolls of fat falling over the top of his pants. Now there is a catch for some of you!

    If you all do your hair and put on a little make up i don’t think he is that far out of your league.

    Enjoy..!!

  16. RedFantaGirl

    Okay, the Superficial is for guys AND GIRLS!!!!! So stop fucking complaining when the Fish puts some mancandy for us. All of us are tired of seeing fake tits, and anorexic asses…bring on the meat, I say.

  17. Late Night

    Now THIS is a HOT man, not Robert Pattinson. :)

  18. Nikki

    I’m so amused at Megan x Rain. Seriously, I have a huge smile on my face.

  19. whomever

    I really don’t give a fuck if he’s gay. He’s fucking beautiful. Guys, get your hands out of your boxers and hit the gym once in a while.

  20. GG1000

    Sheesh, straight men are SO predictable. Any type of shot of a hot man with the slightest bit of flair and they start howling gay gay gay. I don’t know the man and thus don’t know anything about his preferences, but an art director set up these shots. It doesn’t actually mean he carries an army duffel and puts his glasses in his mouth, OK? And even if he is gay, who cares? Still nice to look at!

  21. ca

    channing tatum…god damn. awesome pics.

  22. channing is hot

    three words: so freakin’ HOT!!!!!!!

  23. Well, he deserves it. He’s so hot… in GQ photos.

  24. Kamakazi Kunt

    Pure sex.

  25. Lyno

    Hey, isn’t GQ a dude’s magazine? This hottie should be in Playgirl…
    …oh wait, they cancelled that a few years ago…
    Aww well, moving on….
    MAN, I’D TAP THAT!!

  26. anon

    this channing tatum guy doesn’t do it for me. at all. and he’s only in shitty movies.

    daniel radcliffe seems really nice in that interview.

  27. Melissa

    Holy Christ, he’s hot as a fuck…

  28. Galtacticus

    The anatomy is a bit David Beckam like and the head resembles Tom Hanks.

  29. Darth

    @36 I’m surprised he didn’t commit suicide yet.

  30. realist

    It’s so ironic that whenever there is a post of some ‘hot’ chick – guys take pleasure in telling any girls that critically examine that girl that she is jealous and insecure – yet those very same morons can’t see how obvious THEIR OWN jealously whenever a hot guy is posted and all they got to say is that guy MUST be gay. so funny. Take your own advice – DON’T HATE and APPRECIATE those these fine men which the majority of males will never resemble a fraction of. Peace

  31. realist

    It’s so ironic that whenever there is a post of some ‘hot’ chick – guys take pleasure in telling any girls that critically examine that girl that she is jealous and insecure – yet those very same morons can’t see how obvious THEIR OWN jealously whenever a hot guy is posted and all they got to say is that guy MUST be gay. so funny. Take your own advice – DON’T HATE and APPRECIATE those these fine men which the majority of males will never resemble a fraction of. Peace

  32. I don’t see the problem… I carry my sunglasses in my mouth all the time… chicks dig that shit…

  33. Mr. Jones

    I’m getting really sick of guys who have their pants below their hip bones. Straight men do not “tease” with their crotches, okay? Straight men keep their pants within an inch of their belly buttons. If you’re playing a “tease” you’re not doing it for women, okay? Let’s get that “straight”.

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  35. OoohhhhhYES!

    @6…That’s how us girls feel about all the skanky pictures of the girls we all have to look at on here while you guys are drooling all over yourselves. Please give us this moment.

    This guy’s sexy as hell. Deal with it.

  36. blp

    #4 agreed. This site is getting too gay now. If the dude to chick ratio keeps going this way you’ll lose the original readers.

  37. Tastytatum

    I’m a woman, and I like some t7a every now and then..

    But this..

    this is el dorado with a dick.

    Back off, fuckers.

  38. The Jerk

    What is this guys track record for shitty movies lately? I’m sure it isnt great nor will be anything good after G.I.JOE bombs at the box office soon with its shitty modernized version. Good luck Channing, you’ll need it when you go back to doing B-Rated movies.

  39. now that’s what i’m talking about.

  40. gotmilk?

    this guy’s face is busted to all hell. sorry, but i’ll take pattinson over this fucker any day.

  41. squibble

    i apologize for disrupting the “channing tatum is hot/gay/talentless/too into cowboy hats” debate, but can someone tell me what’s wrong with megan fox? i know she’s only like 23, but she looks like an adult, dates an adult, and yet pursues zac efron and rain? they look like pixies! hate brian austin green all you want, but he’s a far sight better looking than those two ladies.

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