- Tony Romo ditched Jessica Simpson because John Mayer was still texting her. Unless John Mayer was slicing off Tony’s hands before they touched Jessica breasts, he might have overreacted a bit. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox is pursuing Rain while using Brian Austin Green’s penis as a safety net which, let’s be honest, is probably the best his life will ever get. I’d start setting up hidden cameras, Brian. You’ll thank me later. [The Blemish]
- Jeremy Piven is still trying to bang Hayden Panettiere. Has he tried trapping her under a thimble? I hear that’s effective. [Celebslam]
- Jessica Alba apparently still gets followed by the paparazzi. Your guess is as good as mine. [PopSugar]
- Robert Pattinson in a suit. Now, remember, ladies, don’t bring your laptop in the tub. Unless I’m there to supervise. [Just Jared]
- Daniel Radcliffe thinks it’s cool that people think he’s gay. Especially women. But mostly so they’ll change in front of him allowing him to drop the classic line “Shazam! Harry Potter loves boobies now!” Oh, man, talk about good times. Until the cops show up. [ICYDK]
lori | July 14, 2009 at 8:56 pm
With or without a suit (or a bath) Robert Pattinson is for tweens , i.e., brainless, young girls too stupid to know any better. You seem to not know your female audience very well.
jassy63 | July 14, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Channing Tatum is just plain freaking sexy. I would hurt that man… and he would like it.
Richard | July 14, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Wow. Hot.
fat | July 14, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Umm… The Superficial becomes The Homosexual.
Why is this known ass puncher gracing these pages?
I just vomitted in my own mouth……
Geoff | July 14, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Now, that a hot piece of ass! Yummo! Not that smelly Robert Pattinson who has no ass. Okay, give me a couple of vodka shots and I would tap Robert’s behind, but Channing, oh my.
On behalf of all the straight women, homosexuals, and Randal, we thank you fish.
Cash | July 14, 2009 at 10:00 pm
And we care about this popped-collar douche bag….. why, exactly?
Cat | July 14, 2009 at 10:28 pm
I’m buying GQ this issue. A stack of them. Channing Tatum is what all men should aspire to. I need to change my panties.
Miko | July 14, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Finally some eye candy for the ladies! HOT!
none | July 14, 2009 at 10:45 pm
hooot
none | July 14, 2009 at 10:49 pm
hot!
none | July 14, 2009 at 10:50 pm
so hot
none | July 14, 2009 at 10:51 pm
wow hot
none | July 14, 2009 at 10:54 pm
hot!
none | July 14, 2009 at 10:57 pm
hot
none | July 14, 2009 at 10:58 pm
hot
none | July 14, 2009 at 10:59 pm
ok hot
none | July 14, 2009 at 11:00 pm
yeah hot
none | July 14, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Hot!
lola | July 14, 2009 at 11:39 pm
It looks like he is bouncing the ball with his crotch :) He is undoubtedly very sexy!
lola | July 14, 2009 at 11:39 pm
It looks like he is bouncing the ball with his crotch :) He is undoubtedly very sexy!
J | July 14, 2009 at 11:40 pm
oh my god so fucking hot! guys, take a lesson!
wasted | July 14, 2009 at 11:46 pm
And to think all these women are ‘soooooooo hot’ over this guy.
Sorry to shatter your dreams ladies but he much prefers man meat.
Though if you scroll down slightly on the main page you can see that somewhat available fat beast John Gosselin with his rolls of fat falling over the top of his pants. Now there is a catch for some of you!
If you all do your hair and put on a little make up i don’t think he is that far out of your league.
Enjoy..!!
RedFantaGirl | July 15, 2009 at 12:06 am
Okay, the Superficial is for guys AND GIRLS!!!!! So stop fucking complaining when the Fish puts some mancandy for us. All of us are tired of seeing fake tits, and anorexic asses…bring on the meat, I say.
Late Night | July 15, 2009 at 1:05 am
Now THIS is a HOT man, not Robert Pattinson. :)
Nikki | July 15, 2009 at 1:22 am
I’m so amused at Megan x Rain. Seriously, I have a huge smile on my face.
whomever | July 15, 2009 at 1:51 am
I really don’t give a fuck if he’s gay. He’s fucking beautiful. Guys, get your hands out of your boxers and hit the gym once in a while.
GG1000 | July 15, 2009 at 1:55 am
Sheesh, straight men are SO predictable. Any type of shot of a hot man with the slightest bit of flair and they start howling gay gay gay. I don’t know the man and thus don’t know anything about his preferences, but an art director set up these shots. It doesn’t actually mean he carries an army duffel and puts his glasses in his mouth, OK? And even if he is gay, who cares? Still nice to look at!
ca | July 15, 2009 at 2:30 am
channing tatum…god damn. awesome pics.
channing is hot | July 15, 2009 at 3:05 am
three words: so freakin’ HOT!!!!!!!
iOnlinePhilippines | July 15, 2009 at 3:07 am
Well, he deserves it. He’s so hot… in GQ photos.
Lose 100 Pounds | July 15, 2009 at 4:35 am
Cool
Kamakazi Kunt | July 15, 2009 at 5:19 am
Pure sex.
Lyno | July 15, 2009 at 5:21 am
Hey, isn’t GQ a dude’s magazine? This hottie should be in Playgirl…
…oh wait, they cancelled that a few years ago…
Aww well, moving on….
MAN, I’D TAP THAT!!
anon | July 15, 2009 at 6:11 am
this channing tatum guy doesn’t do it for me. at all. and he’s only in shitty movies.
daniel radcliffe seems really nice in that interview.
Melissa | July 15, 2009 at 6:52 am
Holy Christ, he’s hot as a fuck…
Galtacticus | July 15, 2009 at 6:54 am
The anatomy is a bit David Beckam like and the head resembles Tom Hanks.
Darth | July 15, 2009 at 6:56 am
@36 I’m surprised he didn’t commit suicide yet.
realist | July 15, 2009 at 7:09 am
It’s so ironic that whenever there is a post of some ‘hot’ chick – guys take pleasure in telling any girls that critically examine that girl that she is jealous and insecure – yet those very same morons can’t see how obvious THEIR OWN jealously whenever a hot guy is posted and all they got to say is that guy MUST be gay. so funny. Take your own advice – DON’T HATE and APPRECIATE those these fine men which the majority of males will never resemble a fraction of. Peace
realist | July 15, 2009 at 7:09 am
It’s so ironic that whenever there is a post of some ‘hot’ chick – guys take pleasure in telling any girls that critically examine that girl that she is jealous and insecure – yet those very same morons can’t see how obvious THEIR OWN jealously whenever a hot guy is posted and all they got to say is that guy MUST be gay. so funny. Take your own advice – DON’T HATE and APPRECIATE those these fine men which the majority of males will never resemble a fraction of. Peace
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RichPort's Ghost | July 15, 2009 at 8:27 am
I don’t see the problem… I carry my sunglasses in my mouth all the time… chicks dig that shit…
Mr. Jones | July 15, 2009 at 8:39 am
I’m getting really sick of guys who have their pants below their hip bones. Straight men do not “tease” with their crotches, okay? Straight men keep their pants within an inch of their belly buttons. If you’re playing a “tease” you’re not doing it for women, okay? Let’s get that “straight”.
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OoohhhhhYES! | July 15, 2009 at 9:00 am
@6…That’s how us girls feel about all the skanky pictures of the girls we all have to look at on here while you guys are drooling all over yourselves. Please give us this moment.
This guy’s sexy as hell. Deal with it.
blp | July 15, 2009 at 9:08 am
#4 agreed. This site is getting too gay now. If the dude to chick ratio keeps going this way you’ll lose the original readers.
Tastytatum | July 15, 2009 at 9:54 am
I’m a woman, and I like some t7a every now and then..
But this..
this is el dorado with a dick.
Back off, fuckers.
The Jerk | July 15, 2009 at 10:01 am
What is this guys track record for shitty movies lately? I’m sure it isnt great nor will be anything good after G.I.JOE bombs at the box office soon with its shitty modernized version. Good luck Channing, you’ll need it when you go back to doing B-Rated movies.
april | July 15, 2009 at 11:45 am
now that’s what i’m talking about.
gotmilk? | July 15, 2009 at 11:52 am
this guy’s face is busted to all hell. sorry, but i’ll take pattinson over this fucker any day.
squibble | July 15, 2009 at 12:17 pm
i apologize for disrupting the “channing tatum is hot/gay/talentless/too into cowboy hats” debate, but can someone tell me what’s wrong with megan fox? i know she’s only like 23, but she looks like an adult, dates an adult, and yet pursues zac efron and rain? they look like pixies! hate brian austin green all you want, but he’s a far sight better looking than those two ladies.