Channing Tatum in GQ and other news

- Tony Romo ditched Jessica Simpson because John Mayer was still texting her. Unless John Mayer was slicing off Tony’s hands before they touched Jessica breasts, he might have overreacted a bit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Megan Fox is pursuing Rain while using Brian Austin Green’s penis as a safety net which, let’s be honest, is probably the best his life will ever get. I’d start setting up hidden cameras, Brian. You’ll thank me later. [The Blemish]

- Jeremy Piven is still trying to bang Hayden Panettiere. Has he tried trapping her under a thimble? I hear that’s effective. [Celebslam]

- Jessica Alba apparently still gets followed by the paparazzi. Your guess is as good as mine. [PopSugar]

- Robert Pattinson in a suit. Now, remember, ladies, don’t bring your laptop in the tub. Unless I’m there to supervise. [Just Jared]

- Daniel Radcliffe thinks it’s cool that people think he’s gay. Especially women. But mostly so they’ll change in front of him allowing him to drop the classic line “Shazam! Harry Potter loves boobies now!” Oh, man, talk about good times. Until the cops show up. [ICYDK]

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