Russell Brand shoots down Lindsay Lohan

The Superficial | July 13, 2009 - 1:11 pm

Despite an on/off relationship with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan reportedly attempted to hook up with Russell Brand last weekend at Diddy and Ashton Kutcher’s Fourth of July party. Surprisingly, Russell turned her down even though he has a reputation for fucking pretty much anything in sight including a ton of prostitutes in Vegas Saturday night on Diddy’s private jet. The Sun reports:

A source said: “Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn’t want anything to do with her. He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.”
The comic jetted to Las Vegas with P Diddy yesterday and on a video blog, filmed en-route on the rapper’s private plane, the pair joked that they would be using the services of some ladies of the night.

Jesus. Getting shot down by Russell Brand? That’s like having a dildo sprout legs and say “Hell no, lady” before jamming itself in a light socket. Or Paris Hilton. Same diff.