- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend’s new video. Surprisingly, it doesn’t involve torture and/or Jew hating. I’m shocked. [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emmanuelle Chriqui’s breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam]
- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got married, and I debated whether to include them here, the shortbus of posts. Read into that what you will. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Jon Gosselin smokes cigarettes now. I will pay him $25 million to ash in Kate’s porcupine do on the first post-divorce episode. And by $25 million I mean this doodle of a naked Kim Kardashian telling me to land the Millenium Falcon on her ass. [Just Jared]
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had a date night just like a normal couple. Until they threw gold bricks at puppies. I’m kidding. Just Nicole did. Because she’s dead inside. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Britney Spears choreographed the newest song on her tour herself, so if you’re a ticketholder, prepare yourself for three-to-five minutes of dancers kicking toddlers in the face to get at a pile of french fries. [PopSugar]
Ljutefisk | July 13, 2009 at 9:26 pm
I can’t fap to this.
159 | July 13, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Where’s Robert Pattinson?
timmy the frisky virus | July 13, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Fish, you really outdid yourself with that Britney comment. Bravo.
Randal | July 13, 2009 at 9:44 pm
David, just wanted to take the time to say you’ve really turned yourself around after going to therapy and may you continue down the road of success that you’ve always been able to find. Great to see that smile again too!
Randal
drawstring | July 13, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Daivd… pic 3… pull your fucking pants up freak. That poor girl ain’t interested in seeing the lonely sea snake you have hiding in your pants.
Perhaps if you lost some weight you fat cunt your pants might fit you.
Less beer and start working out buddy..!!
JungleRed | July 13, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Right, so we’ll let this hot mess troll on the beaches, but not the preggos.
OhYes | July 13, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Mm-mm. More Duchovny, please!
Richard McBeef | July 13, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Someone with art talent please draw a picture of the millenium falcon on kk’s ass.
I CALL britney A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | July 13, 2009 at 11:49 pm
The Britney comment is MONEY! I laughed so hard. Thank you.
patrick travis | July 14, 2009 at 1:41 am
That joker needs some sun. He needs to lay out for a week.
pop | July 14, 2009 at 1:54 am
He needs to stay off the Pop Tarts.
Fat cunt he is..!!
Erica | July 14, 2009 at 3:49 am
That is actually the perfect body IMO. Not too skinny with too defined muscles, a little bit of meat on him, yet muscle definition.
Captain Han Solo | July 14, 2009 at 7:09 am
Jesus. Make all the spelling and punctuation mistakes you want here on you little booby blog, but for fuck’s sake DO NOT MISSPELL THE NAME OF MY SHIP!!! Even Chewie can spell that shit right, and he’s retarded.
Gando | July 14, 2009 at 8:27 am
He works out and that’s why he likes the beach and the water.
Darth | July 14, 2009 at 8:33 am
Lots of people don’t care in what shape they are.That’s landscap pollution,unless you really can’t help it.
Nero | July 14, 2009 at 8:38 am
He should get hanged for 2 minutes to stretch out his neck a little more.The rest of his body is allright.
wtf | July 14, 2009 at 8:41 am
Do people really think that is a fat body??? Jesus, he looks great.
He is the only person in Hollywood that I would ever have sex with. He’s hot.
uh | July 14, 2009 at 9:15 am
@5
Wow, so guys call obviously fit people fat also. I thought that was just an insecure lady thing.
Guys that are too chiseled and defined just seem gay to me. Duchovny is hot.
amoi | July 14, 2009 at 9:25 am
Duchovny is hotter with clothes on. Preferably a suit.
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Montana | July 14, 2009 at 11:29 am
My wife told me that if I had six pack abs I could sleep with other women.
I said, “I KNOW.”
…wrong answer.
april | July 14, 2009 at 11:36 am
yeah, most dudes are better with their clothes on.
dciple | July 14, 2009 at 11:52 am
uhm where do u see fat ? the man has f*cking tight abs, I wish I have abs
like that when I’m 50
me | July 14, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I wish I was fat and out of shape like him.
@ 5 & 11 do you type stupid shit just to be asses?!!!!!
Trish | July 14, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I love David Duchovny so so so SO much.
lol | July 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm
lol @ fat comments
most of you commenting look like 360lbs of chewed gum,
bunch of fat stupids
Sabrina | July 14, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Who is the black child with Hugh Jackman?
STL Hawkeye | July 14, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Anyone heard when Californication is coming back on? Maybe my favorite show.
neo geo | October 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm
he looks great! IMHO!
jinny | November 17, 2009 at 9:35 pm
look great with little muscle…
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memory cards | June 3, 2010 at 3:39 am
David, just to say you really turned himself around after going to therapy and you continue down the road to success may be that you have always been able to find time to take was. Great to see that smile again!