David Duchovny shirtless and other news

The Superficial / July 13, 2009

- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend’s new video. Surprisingly, it doesn’t involve torture and/or Jew hating. I’m shocked. [PopEater]

- Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui’s breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam]

- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got married, and I debated whether to include them here, the shortbus of posts. Read into that what you will. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Jon Gosselin smokes cigarettes now. I will pay him $25 million to ash in Kate’s porcupine do on the first post-divorce episode. And by $25 million I mean this doodle of a naked Kim Kardashian telling me to land the Millenium Falcon on her ass. [Just Jared]

- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had a date night just like a normal couple. Until they threw gold bricks at puppies. I’m kidding. Just Nicole did. Because she’s dead inside. [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Britney Spears choreographed the newest song on her tour herself, so if you’re a ticketholder, prepare yourself for three-to-five minutes of dancers kicking toddlers in the face to get at a pile of french fries. [PopSugar]

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