Lindsay Lohan has a production company? How the hell…

July 12th, 2009 // 26 Comments

It took me about three days to process this information, but apparently Lindsay Lohan has her own production company with her fashion-line partner Kristi Kaylor called Unforgettable Prods, according to The Hollywood Reporter:

The duo are developing several projects including a TV show called “Faux Real,” described as “Entourage” for the fashion world.
There’s also a game show involving dating tentatively called “That’s What Friends Are For” and a “docu-cause” TV show the pair will produce in conjunction with a charitable organization.
Kaylor said they’re also in the midst of optioning a couple of books — one for film and the other for TV.
Lohan and Kaylor intend on weaving digital media into everything they create at Unforgettable.
“We’re taking a 360-degree approach,” Kaylor said. “Lindsay is 23 years old, and she’s so plugged in to mobile media.”

“Plugged into mobile media?” Really? I had no idea coking your face off then Twittering on your BlackBerry was considered a marketable trait for a production company. This has to be the worst investment idea I’ve ever heard, and I once spent my life savings trying to teach Sea-Monkeys to rob a bank. Dammit, why couldn’t their little fins hold a gun?!

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Comments (26)

  1. BitchPlease | July 12, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    How does she keep hanging on. Celebrity welfare? 14:55 and counting!

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  2. Steve | July 12, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    first

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  3. Stinky | July 12, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Lindsay has what it takes to keep Hollywood’s finger on the pulse of sloppy-ass skank!

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  4. Tina | July 12, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site***http://tinyurl.com/qtmujw***last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
    looooooooool

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  5. http://www.popduds.com/ | July 12, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

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  6. ROUGH daddy | July 12, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    I thought it was a produce company myself…nothing wrong with a little hustling…

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  7. Enrique | July 12, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    For me it’s not so much that she has a production company (every celebrity does), but the fact that she called the company “Unforgettable Productions” that makes Lohan come off as ballsy.

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  8. Ella | July 12, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Who the hell would want to work for Lindsay? Honestly….

    These people must be making a boatload of money…..

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  9. Benabob | July 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Coke and a blackberry sounds really fucking fun.

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  10. Republibot 3.0 | July 12, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    You know, at this point I’m convinced that TheSuperficial is the *only* thing keeping her career going. “Hi, I’m Lindsay Lohan, as seen in The Superficial, can I just sleep under your porch for a few days….I got nowhere else to go…”

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  11. sin | July 12, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    Thats code for her coke dealings. She like to use other peoples products.
    Although she usually has to trade sex and blow jobs fro it since she has no income. Give he a Coke or a Red Bull, a little cocaine and you to can have a sex party with her.

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  12. Matthew | July 12, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    hohan! can we ban her just like douche and miss douchebags?

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  13. Alison | July 12, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    Sam! We need another $50,000 for the production company and can u text *********** and tell him I’m good for half a key but I need it 2nite.

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  14. Albin Bainbridge | July 12, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    “We’re taking a 360-degree approach,” Kaylor said. “Lindsay is 23 years old, and she’s so plugged in to mobile media.”

    I’m always taken aback by that. This girl is only 23 years old, and she looks as worn out as can be.

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  15. joe m | July 12, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Who is more qualified than Lindsay?
    She has the beauty,brains,experience,connections,etc.
    She’s probably the busiest person in entertainment.

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  16. Nathiest | July 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Faux Real sounds good. Anyhoo, duh! Lindsay is rich everyone knows that but you bone heads on the web.

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  17. Balls McCoy | July 13, 2009 at 1:06 am

    Few pretty girls I’d not want to have sex with, Lindsay tops the list.

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  18. Tom K | July 13, 2009 at 1:49 am

    Who did she have to fuck and suck to get that?

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  19. saywhatgirl | July 13, 2009 at 5:59 am

    Does she own another pair of shoes… I mean seriously!? The last 50 pics taken of her have been in the same damn shoes

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  20. Darth | July 13, 2009 at 7:40 am

    Is she finally going to take a serious job?

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  21. Nero | July 13, 2009 at 7:45 am

    How about recycling empty Red Bull cans? Big $$!

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  22. Mr. Jones | July 13, 2009 at 8:10 am

    “We’re taking a 360-degree approach,”

    Talk about a tight business model – just throw out every little half-baked idea, load it down with dujour mediatech babble, and see what sticks. Oh yeah, and have some worn-out cokehead skankbag on your board.

    Seriously, they would be much better off investing their money in some kid’s lemonade stand. I promise you, the risk and return would be much, much better. That, or liquidate their assets into 100 dollar bills and flush them, one by one, down the toilet.

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  23. RichPort's Ghost | July 13, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Using your Blackberry screen as a coke mirror does not necessarily make you a techie… I mean, it made me one, but I’m the exception.

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  24. Alex | July 13, 2009 at 11:24 am

    “We’re taking a 360-degree approach,” Kaylor said. “Lindsay is 23 years old, and she’s so plugged in to mobile media.”

    This Kaylor is a dumb cocaine permits – 360 degrees will take you back where you first started

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  25. Alex | July 13, 2009 at 11:24 am

    “We’re taking a 360-degree approach,” Kaylor said. “Lindsay is 23 years old, and she’s so plugged in to mobile media.”

    This Kaylor is as dumb cocaine permits – 360 degrees will take you back where you first started

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  26. Ginger L. | July 16, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    There’s a lot of money in producing cheap raincoat lesbian porn. The ROI is great. The quality sucks, but you wouldn’t believe your return of investment

    Reply

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