Lindsay Lohan has a production company? How the hell…

July 12th, 2009 // 26 Comments

It took me about three days to process this information, but apparently Lindsay Lohan has her own production company with her fashion-line partner Kristi Kaylor called Unforgettable Prods, according to The Hollywood Reporter:

The duo are developing several projects including a TV show called “Faux Real,” described as “Entourage” for the fashion world.
There’s also a game show involving dating tentatively called “That’s What Friends Are For” and a “docu-cause” TV show the pair will produce in conjunction with a charitable organization.
Kaylor said they’re also in the midst of optioning a couple of books — one for film and the other for TV.
Lohan and Kaylor intend on weaving digital media into everything they create at Unforgettable.
“We’re taking a 360-degree approach,” Kaylor said. “Lindsay is 23 years old, and she’s so plugged in to mobile media.”

“Plugged into mobile media?” Really? I had no idea coking your face off then Twittering on your BlackBerry was considered a marketable trait for a production company. This has to be the worst investment idea I’ve ever heard, and I once spent my life savings trying to teach Sea-Monkeys to rob a bank. Dammit, why couldn’t their little fins hold a gun?!

Photos: WENN

  1. BitchPlease

    How does she keep hanging on. Celebrity welfare? 14:55 and counting!

  2. Steve

    first

  3. Stinky

    Lindsay has what it takes to keep Hollywood’s finger on the pulse of sloppy-ass skank!

  4. Tina

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site***http://tinyurl.com/qtmujw***last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
    looooooooool

  5. I thought it was a produce company myself…nothing wrong with a little hustling…

  6. For me it’s not so much that she has a production company (every celebrity does), but the fact that she called the company “Unforgettable Productions” that makes Lohan come off as ballsy.

  7. Ella

    Who the hell would want to work for Lindsay? Honestly….

    These people must be making a boatload of money…..

  8. Benabob

    Coke and a blackberry sounds really fucking fun.

  9. You know, at this point I’m convinced that TheSuperficial is the *only* thing keeping her career going. “Hi, I’m Lindsay Lohan, as seen in The Superficial, can I just sleep under your porch for a few days….I got nowhere else to go…”

  10. sin

    Thats code for her coke dealings. She like to use other peoples products.
    Although she usually has to trade sex and blow jobs fro it since she has no income. Give he a Coke or a Red Bull, a little cocaine and you to can have a sex party with her.

  11. Matthew

    hohan! can we ban her just like douche and miss douchebags?

  12. Alison

    Sam! We need another $50,000 for the production company and can u text *********** and tell him I’m good for half a key but I need it 2nite.

  13. Albin Bainbridge

    “We’re taking a 360-degree approach,” Kaylor said. “Lindsay is 23 years old, and she’s so plugged in to mobile media.”

    I’m always taken aback by that. This girl is only 23 years old, and she looks as worn out as can be.

  14. joe m

    Who is more qualified than Lindsay?
    She has the beauty,brains,experience,connections,etc.
    She’s probably the busiest person in entertainment.

  15. Nathiest

    Faux Real sounds good. Anyhoo, duh! Lindsay is rich everyone knows that but you bone heads on the web.

  16. Balls McCoy

    Few pretty girls I’d not want to have sex with, Lindsay tops the list.

  17. Tom K

    Who did she have to fuck and suck to get that?

  18. saywhatgirl

    Does she own another pair of shoes… I mean seriously!? The last 50 pics taken of her have been in the same damn shoes

  19. Darth

    Is she finally going to take a serious job?

  20. Nero

    How about recycling empty Red Bull cans? Big $$!

  21. Mr. Jones

    “We’re taking a 360-degree approach,”

    Talk about a tight business model – just throw out every little half-baked idea, load it down with dujour mediatech babble, and see what sticks. Oh yeah, and have some worn-out cokehead skankbag on your board.

    Seriously, they would be much better off investing their money in some kid’s lemonade stand. I promise you, the risk and return would be much, much better. That, or liquidate their assets into 100 dollar bills and flush them, one by one, down the toilet.

  22. Using your Blackberry screen as a coke mirror does not necessarily make you a techie… I mean, it made me one, but I’m the exception.

  23. Alex

    “We’re taking a 360-degree approach,” Kaylor said. “Lindsay is 23 years old, and she’s so plugged in to mobile media.”

    This Kaylor is a dumb cocaine permits – 360 degrees will take you back where you first started

  24. Alex

    “We’re taking a 360-degree approach,” Kaylor said. “Lindsay is 23 years old, and she’s so plugged in to mobile media.”

    This Kaylor is as dumb cocaine permits – 360 degrees will take you back where you first started

  25. Ginger L.

    There’s a lot of money in producing cheap raincoat lesbian porn. The ROI is great. The quality sucks, but you wouldn’t believe your return of investment

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