Britney Spears really wants you to see her breasts

July 12th, 2009 // 40 Comments

Here’s the perpetually braless Britney Spears arriving in Copenhagen Saturday. I’m no psychologist, but I’m pretty sure there’s a direct correlation between the amount of breast Britney shows and how fucking crazy she currently is. Judging by these pics, I’d say we’re roughly one areola away from her filming a sex tape in Mexico with Jason Trawick. Then again, I honestly don’t know what else those two could possibly do together. I doubt Britney’s the Scrabble-type unless I missed the part where she learned to read and not mistake game pieces for candy. No, really, her kids are still waiting for Mouse Trap to work its way through.

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Comments (40)

  1. Erina | July 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Really… Again?

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  2. Anon | July 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    As long as it’s not her pussy again.

    Actually I don’t want to see her saggy deflated tits either.

    Why can’t this be Jessica Simpson

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  3. tyler | July 12, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    she can do no wrong, love her.

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  4. metrosexual guy | July 12, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Why does she look so masculine compared to me?

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  5. roxy | July 12, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    In fact, Britney’s been a very good girl recently. As I see she’s not crazy anymore, she’s a sexy mama and her tour is going very well. Wish her all the best :)

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  6. Bert | July 12, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Someone should shoot this bitch and save her kids from a Michael Jackson lifestyle, Redneck version.

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  7. amoi | July 12, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Is the sorta overweight older guy in the pics with her this Jason person to whom you refer? Or is that a bodyguard? Her taste in men seems to swing wildly across the spectrum of… uh, men types.

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  8. Galtacticus | July 12, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Is our mobile atm in the region? That’s a good timing!

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  9. amoi | July 12, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    I found my answer (Google of course) and am somewhat relieved to see that Jason is younger and better-looking than the dude up there. I infer from these pics that anyone can be a bodyguard, as long as you’re tall.

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  10. Anexio | July 12, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Sorry, I don’t see any teat.

    But I do see some flapjacks. Got any bacon?

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  11. eattrn | July 12, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    I vaguely remember the time when I wanted to see her breasts.

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  12. erect | July 12, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    Do you think i would be allowed to stick my stiffy in her tight ass hole?

    …………….\m/ \m/ ………………………

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  13. joe m | July 12, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    No 27 year old woman has boobs as firm as they were at age 17.
    That’s life. Deal with it.

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  14. vito | July 12, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Britney Spears and I finally have something in common. She wants to expose her tits and I wanna look!

    However, my eyesight ain’t what it used to be so I may have to use Braille to get the best look at them.

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  15. jojo | July 12, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    why does she always look like crap????

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  16. mel | July 12, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    So does Jayden know how to walk, or…

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  17. missywissy | July 12, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    yeah, those kids are too big to be carried around.

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  18. missywissy | July 12, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    oh lord, I was typing the same time the singles person was too!

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  19. SLUTney SUCKS (literally) | July 12, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Why anybody gives this hillbilly retard with a 6th grade education & mentality any attention is beyond me. She’s abused her kids, she’s still abusing drugs, she’s still as mentally retarded & stupid as she’s always been. Nothing changes.

    If I had to quote a recent SLUTneyism, to summarize how stupid she is & how little she’s grown, this would be it: “Mah pussay is a-hangin’ out”.

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  20. meee | July 12, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    kids, not kid’s. GRAMMAR

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  21. redneck | July 12, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    She looks poor indeed.

    Only lower point she can go is to be seen kissing a black man…..

    Diseased black cock would infect her even worse than she already is.

    Putrid skank..!!

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  22. bitch | July 13, 2009 at 12:45 am

    You dumb cunt. There’s nothing wrong with her. You can’t even write a funny article anymore, just boring personal attacks with no basis. Leave her the FUCK alone

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  23. Balls McCoy | July 13, 2009 at 12:58 am

    brit’s being a mom and is still getting shit for it?

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  24. VtFarmboy | July 13, 2009 at 1:17 am

    is it me or does the kid look whacked out on drugs too???

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  25. Shitney is a joke | July 13, 2009 at 2:09 am

    She’s so intent on flashing it’s pathetic. I guess daddy spears put an end to her pussy flashing; now all she has left is showing off her deflated titty bags. Shitney is just that; SHIT.

    Given what a retard she is, I’m surprised she hasn’t been found standing on a street corner naked from the waist down, pissing all over herself. I hope everyone finally realizes what a joke & how untalented she truly is; maybe she’ll just disappear. The world would definitely be better for it…

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  26. Lisa | July 13, 2009 at 3:30 am

    I’m telling you it’s the hideous brown boots! Whenever she starts wearing ugly brown boots she starts going crazy! She wore some with Adnan, etc.

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  27. Urbanspaceman | July 13, 2009 at 5:20 am

    Why the hell does that child still have a bottle?

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  28. EuropeanGirl | July 13, 2009 at 5:22 am

    ewww I hope this is a cheap wig.
    how can a girl with a personal hairdresser, trainer, stylist look always like she’s a crackwhore?

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  29. Boogeyman King Dong | July 13, 2009 at 7:25 am

    I need some fresh cash.In which hotel is she right now?

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  30. Nero | July 13, 2009 at 7:30 am

    We’ll be nice to her,where exactly is she staying again??

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  31. RichPort's Ghost | July 13, 2009 at 10:42 am

    I dance badly and take crappy pictures, so I should be a shoo in to be her next ex-husband.

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  32. Nero | July 13, 2009 at 11:13 am

    I’ll keep an eye on the lobby. . . @29 Keep your eyes on the back entrance! When you see her,just grab her!

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  33. Really? | July 13, 2009 at 11:24 am

    @13…HAHAHAHA! Poor sap. Wanna bet?

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  34. colt13 | July 13, 2009 at 11:53 am

    I happen to like Britney’s sippy cups hanging out!

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  35. Jose | July 13, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    mmm, Britney-Hot-Tits. We love er. She’s just not being revealing enough though lately :/ I dont care that her tits arnt packed with silicone and augmented to the “perfect shape”. I like em the way they are. So keep showing them off, preferably with nice hard pokies included. Its very sexy and the more intent there is to show, the sexier I find it. If those vag shots were premeditated, then thats all the better :P

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  36. your Bedazzler (TM) ain't magic... | July 13, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    #’s 15 and 28 -I completely agree with you.
    How on earth does this woman ALWAYS look like she’s been chewed up and spit out?
    And please don’t tell me it’s because she’s a hardworking mother of two…

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  37. Kaylee | July 13, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Looks like a normal amount of cleavage to me. I show more cleavage than that for God’s sake. She may be a trainwreck but come on this isn’t even newsworthy. Yeah she looks like a truck ran over her but other than that…whatever. No big deal.

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  38. Duke Steele | July 13, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    AGAIN!! Again shes carrying that kid. What the fuck is her problem? Put the kid down and work on carrying yourself upright, you skank!

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  39. Duke Steele | July 13, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    AGAIN!! Again shes carrying that kid. What the fuck is her problem? Put the kid down and work on carrying yourself upright, you skank!

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  40. Give_the_girl_a_break! | July 15, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    She’s carrying ‘the kid’ because there’s prob hundreds of paps in front of her, and its prob safer just to carry him. She can’t move without a being swamped by cameras.
    Why don’t people just give her a break. I’m not being all ‘crazy fan-ish’ but comeon, she’s got an album out, seeing the kids 50/50 with Kevin, touring the whole world, so she’s not doing too badly for herself considering she was carried off on a gourney, sectioned and practically forbidden from seeing the kids alone not too long ago!

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