Britney Spears really wants you to see her breasts
Here’s the perpetually braless Britney Spears arriving in Copenhagen Saturday. I’m no psychologist, but I’m pretty sure there’s a direct correlation between the amount of breast Britney shows and how fucking crazy she currently is. Judging by these pics, I’d say we’re roughly one areola away from her filming a sex tape in Mexico with Jason Trawick. Then again, I honestly don’t know what else those two could possibly do together. I doubt Britney’s the Scrabble-type unless I missed the part where she learned to read and not mistake game pieces for candy. No, really, her kids are still waiting for Mouse Trap to work its way through.