Remember when former Miss USA Ali Landry was the Doritos Girl back in 1998? Yeah, me neither. But notice how that didn’t stop me from posting these pics of her in a bikini in Malibu yesterday.
The Superficial: Maybe Relevancy Should Wear a Bikini. Just Sayin.’
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Moar! | July 12, 2009 at 6:01 pm
MOAR!
cutesy | July 12, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Cute!
erect | July 12, 2009 at 6:09 pm
My cock would lokk great in her ass……
………………..\m/ \m/ ……………………………………
doritoes | July 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm
MY cock would look better!!
Christina | July 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm
MY MASSIVE COCK WOULD EFF HER UP MAN
Pedobear | July 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Her friend in pink is pretty hot, too!
En Fuego | July 12, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Ali is 36 yrs this month w/one kid. What a natural beauty! Pic # 7 is awesome! Shoot for this look ladies…
Walt | July 12, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Who the fuck doesn’t remember that Doritos commercial?
RtSS | July 12, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Dibs! I call dibs on her ass and mouth. I wanna ‘firsts’ for packing the poochute, and I wanna bang the hell out of that mouth as she looks up at me.
Jesse | July 12, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Daymmmmm thats one hella fine MILF!!
Jesse | July 12, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Daymmmmm thats one hella fine MILF!!
richard | July 12, 2009 at 7:19 pm
no visible sign of preggo tummy – impressive.
bossvnnv | July 12, 2009 at 7:22 pm
One fuckable MILFA (mother i’d like to fuck in the ass)
mlf | July 12, 2009 at 7:33 pm
That commercial stood the test of time. Doritos 3Ds, not so much.
bernard | July 12, 2009 at 7:39 pm
what’s up with the giant ring?!?
Taz | July 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm
id pump her silly!
titsonsnack | July 12, 2009 at 7:59 pm
So-and-so in a bikini… this person in a bikini… that person in a bikini…. Yeah it’s an attractive female, whoop-de-shit like we can’t find any pictures of those on the internet. At least try to make some sort of funny caption about it or something. I like it better when this site is more about celeb gossip and ragging on famous people. I’ll come back when summer’s over and this site gets funny again. Sorry, I’m just crabby because I’m a fat old jealous ugly person, or at least I must be because I don’t care about the 50,000th nobody in a bathing suit post.
vito | July 12, 2009 at 8:03 pm
One of the most beautiful women on God’s green Earth!
Grammar police | July 12, 2009 at 8:37 pm
It’s “neither” – not “either”! Silly Superficial writer!
Knee Ya Ha Ha | July 12, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So my friend ‘Frank’ from 16th Floor come over. ‘Frank’, as some of you may, or may not, know watch a lot of movie. Hello ‘Frank’
‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : Hi everybody.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So …’Frank’ – Is this the’;Ali Larter’ from ‘Varsity Blues’ ? Speling mistake ?
Or has the Academy left another worthy actress unrecognized ?
‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : Not sure yet Knee – will check with the Somali Pirate ™ library. In meantime sort of confused at Barney ‘Frank’, a distant cousin’s expression in elevator on this link above here that type of thing.
He looks like the world just farted in it. The world just farted in Barney Frank’s elevator.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh.
cunt | July 12, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Bet you her cunt would taste great….!!
Knee Ya Ha Ha | July 12, 2009 at 9:21 pm
So.
#21 & 22 – you seem to me like real intellectual.
But what you twying to sway here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
Walter | July 12, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I hate her bra. She doesn’t need ruffles to hide small boobs.
ummm | July 12, 2009 at 10:17 pm
her bra? you mean her bathing suit top? wow walter…
Climax | July 12, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Her bikini is so from 20 years ago.
Bang Bang your dead | July 12, 2009 at 10:26 pm
# 7 -
I’d like to shoot you with my 38 special. You’re an idiot!
amanda | July 13, 2009 at 12:36 am
she was beautiful 10 years ago and shes beautiful now
Some Girl | July 13, 2009 at 12:48 am
@#7
If all women looked like her, you’d never get a date again.
Sheva | July 13, 2009 at 1:12 am
Trying to remember her and then wow, she’s a mom? That’s the real American way. She looks tremendous.
She had dated that douchebag Slater right? Then he went and did a couple of donkeys and donkey girls in Mexico. She found out and dumped his ass.
10 of 10 for being a smart chick, not just lovely. Respeck!
Tom K | July 13, 2009 at 1:47 am
It’s a shame this pretty girl was ever married to that Mexican scum Mario Lopez. Poor girl.
Galtacticus | July 13, 2009 at 2:10 am
Hello! Perfect body!
Kcdilla | July 13, 2009 at 2:13 am
This is all fine and dandy… but do you know where the Geekologie writer is?….
I miss him. ;_;
Kcdilla | July 13, 2009 at 2:14 am
This is all fine and dandy… but do you know where the Geekologie writer is?….
I miss him. ;_;
Kcdilla | July 13, 2009 at 2:14 am
This is all fine and dandy… but do you know where the Geekologie writer is?….
I miss him. ;_;
Kcdilla | July 13, 2009 at 2:16 am
Sorry, didn’t mean to spam. My computer had a brain fart…
Rhialto | July 13, 2009 at 2:19 am
After all those time she’s still beautifull.She’s blessed with beauty,she’s a true miss.
Mike Walker | July 13, 2009 at 5:06 am
WHATS THAT STUFF AROUND THE TOP OF HER LEG NEAR THE CROTCH???!!! LOOKS INFECTED!!
http://i13.tinypic.com/6ow8ppw.jpg
EuropeanGirl | July 13, 2009 at 5:13 am
giant ribbon on the child head, and posed stuff. How natural.
Maybe this whatever-your-name-is is trying to return on tv or something and need this shit on magazines.
Anyway, so boring.
suxtobeu | July 13, 2009 at 6:19 am
#7 thanks for the tip
#28 LMAO – you made my day, or at least my morning
richard | July 13, 2009 at 6:52 am
@37 it’s wet sand you dumb shit
GodHatesUgly | July 13, 2009 at 7:49 am
One of the greatest MILFs of all time.
GodHatesUgly | July 13, 2009 at 7:51 am
One of the greatest MILFs of all time.
blueberrypancake | July 13, 2009 at 8:14 am
RtSS – stop watching so much bad porno!
hotels | July 13, 2009 at 8:19 am
Not bad mama.
Mr. Jones | July 13, 2009 at 8:34 am
Lipo-vac brought to you by Hoover.
’cause nothing sucks like a Hoover.
havoc | July 13, 2009 at 9:17 am
Pure, hot, MILF-y goodness….
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RichPort's Ghost | July 13, 2009 at 9:33 am
She’s hot… I’d definitely clean her toilet with your toothbrush.
hacksaw | July 13, 2009 at 9:41 am
I’d hit it.
mikeock | July 13, 2009 at 9:47 am
You can stop posting pictures of every other chick in a bikini now. You’ll never top this, ever. Megan Fox can drop dead tomorrow.
amanda | July 13, 2009 at 10:47 am
@37
you know how i can tell youve never seen a woman up close? you think wet sand looks like an infection! time to get out of moms basement…