Remember when former Miss USA Ali Landry was the Doritos Girl back in 1998? Yeah, me neither. But notice how that didn’t stop me from posting these pics of her in a bikini in Malibu yesterday.
The Superficial: Maybe Relevancy Should Wear a Bikini. Just Sayin.’
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MOAR!
Cute!
My cock would lokk great in her ass……
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MY cock would look better!!
MY MASSIVE COCK WOULD EFF HER UP MAN
Her friend in pink is pretty hot, too!
Ali is 36 yrs this month w/one kid. What a natural beauty! Pic # 7 is awesome! Shoot for this look ladies…
Who the fuck doesn’t remember that Doritos commercial?
Dibs! I call dibs on her ass and mouth. I wanna ‘firsts’ for packing the poochute, and I wanna bang the hell out of that mouth as she looks up at me.
Daymmmmm thats one hella fine MILF!!
Daymmmmm thats one hella fine MILF!!
no visible sign of preggo tummy – impressive.
One fuckable MILFA (mother i’d like to fuck in the ass)
That commercial stood the test of time. Doritos 3Ds, not so much.
what’s up with the giant ring?!?
id pump her silly!
So-and-so in a bikini… this person in a bikini… that person in a bikini…. Yeah it’s an attractive female, whoop-de-shit like we can’t find any pictures of those on the internet. At least try to make some sort of funny caption about it or something. I like it better when this site is more about celeb gossip and ragging on famous people. I’ll come back when summer’s over and this site gets funny again. Sorry, I’m just crabby because I’m a fat old jealous ugly person, or at least I must be because I don’t care about the 50,000th nobody in a bathing suit post.
One of the most beautiful women on God’s green Earth!
It’s “neither” – not “either”! Silly Superficial writer!
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So my friend ‘Frank’ from 16th Floor come over. ‘Frank’, as some of you may, or may not, know watch a lot of movie. Hello ‘Frank’
‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : Hi everybody.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So …’Frank’ – Is this the’;Ali Larter’ from ‘Varsity Blues’ ? Speling mistake ?
Or has the Academy left another worthy actress unrecognized ?
‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : Not sure yet Knee – will check with the Somali Pirate ™ library. In meantime sort of confused at Barney ‘Frank’, a distant cousin’s expression in elevator on this link above here that type of thing.
He looks like the world just farted in it. The world just farted in Barney Frank’s elevator.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh.
Bet you her cunt would taste great….!!
So.
#21 & 22 – you seem to me like real intellectual.
But what you twying to sway here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
I hate her bra. She doesn’t need ruffles to hide small boobs.
her bra? you mean her bathing suit top? wow walter…
Her bikini is so from 20 years ago.
# 7 -
I’d like to shoot you with my 38 special. You’re an idiot!
she was beautiful 10 years ago and shes beautiful now
@#7
If all women looked like her, you’d never get a date again.
Trying to remember her and then wow, she’s a mom? That’s the real American way. She looks tremendous.
She had dated that douchebag Slater right? Then he went and did a couple of donkeys and donkey girls in Mexico. She found out and dumped his ass.
10 of 10 for being a smart chick, not just lovely. Respeck!
It’s a shame this pretty girl was ever married to that Mexican scum Mario Lopez. Poor girl.
Hello! Perfect body!
This is all fine and dandy… but do you know where the Geekologie writer is?….
I miss him. ;_;
This is all fine and dandy… but do you know where the Geekologie writer is?….
I miss him. ;_;
This is all fine and dandy… but do you know where the Geekologie writer is?….
I miss him. ;_;
Sorry, didn’t mean to spam. My computer had a brain fart…
After all those time she’s still beautifull.She’s blessed with beauty,she’s a true miss.
WHATS THAT STUFF AROUND THE TOP OF HER LEG NEAR THE CROTCH???!!! LOOKS INFECTED!!
http://i13.tinypic.com/6ow8ppw.jpg
giant ribbon on the child head, and posed stuff. How natural.
Maybe this whatever-your-name-is is trying to return on tv or something and need this shit on magazines.
Anyway, so boring.
#7 thanks for the tip
#28 LMAO – you made my day, or at least my morning
@37 it’s wet sand you dumb shit
One of the greatest MILFs of all time.
One of the greatest MILFs of all time.
RtSS – stop watching so much bad porno!
Not bad mama.
Lipo-vac brought to you by Hoover.
’cause nothing sucks like a Hoover.
Pure, hot, MILF-y goodness….
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She’s hot… I’d definitely clean her toilet with your toothbrush.
I’d hit it.
You can stop posting pictures of every other chick in a bikini now. You’ll never top this, ever. Megan Fox can drop dead tomorrow.
@37
you know how i can tell youve never seen a woman up close? you think wet sand looks like an infection! time to get out of moms basement…