Monica Cruz in a bikini

July 10th, 2009 // 58 Comments

Penelope Cruz’s sister Monica was spotted vacationing in Ibiza on Thursday, and I can’t help but wonder, who’s the more famous Cruz sister? And I know what you’re thinking “C’mon, Penelope dated Tom Cruise and was up for an Oscar.” True, but on the same token, Monica is on this site and in a bikini. So it’s basically a toss-up. In fact, not even NASA knows for certain and, on a related note, have threatened to launch me into space if I keep asking. Which, jokes on them, was my plan all along. I’m gonna bang a moon-maid!

Photos: Flynet

  1. RaraAvis

    Her bikini top looks strange and not very comfortable. But it’s nice to see a woman with a healthy body. No kids, obviously.

  2. Kodos

    Doesn’t have a mustache like Penelope does.

    Obviously the *hotter* Cruz sister……

  3. FACE

    I would completely crush this bareback riding.

  4. dirk

    She wouldn’t shit right for a month.

  5. I’d risk any communicable disease Europe has to offer to test her weight on my face scale.

  6. Sotto Cinco

    Looks hot but she needs to quit hanging with that Pale Ale.

  7. MP

    She’s pretty and her body is nice, but that suit is not flattering and probably at least two sizes too small. She’d look better in a less revealing number that fit well.

  8. She looks pretty damn bangable. Ass like that she would hold my cock between the buns looks very well. For those titties her bikini top looks way too small. Overall very hot, and I in the pooper sticking in there until I shot a nice warm load will have zero qualms about.

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