Penelope Cruz’s sister Monica was spotted vacationing in Ibiza on Thursday, and I can’t help but wonder, who’s the more famous Cruz sister? And I know what you’re thinking “C’mon, Penelope dated Tom Cruise and was up for an Oscar.” True, but on the same token, Monica is on this site and in a bikini. So it’s basically a toss-up. In fact, not even NASA knows for certain and, on a related note, have threatened to launch me into space if I keep asking. Which, jokes on them, was my plan all along. I’m gonna bang a moon-maid!
Photos: Flynet
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who is the glowing stay puft marshmallow man, powder?
who is the glowing stay puft marshmallow man, powder?
Pull your hitched up top down dummy. Oh by the way, yummy and do-able. Course not by me.
#2 you’ll never taste blah you fag.
Oh- is that Casper with her, or a cast member of Twilight?
She would look better and more balanced out if her boobs were bigger but she looks good overall. I can’t believe she has no cellulite whatsoever! Most women her age do. Especially since she’s not skinny. I’m jealous!
I’m so old I remember when this site used to be funny. Seriously? I could go to about 5 million other sites to see celebs in their bikinis. You’re old news, fish.
omfg, I love picture #6. the man in the speedo with the hairy legs and obviously waxed back with an angelina-esque tattoo… the two gay guys in the background frotting….
Dynamite. Marvy ass!
Oh meu estimat Déu, si us plau, deixi que el meu penis violació reiterada i suportar tots els meus fills
(didn’t know I spoke Catalan, didja?)
She is on fire, but you are not funny. Not even a little bit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B3nica_Cruz
@9 – true, but aren’t most Latin men (Spanish, Italian, Mexican, etc..) gay to begin with?
Is that not the whitest person alive!
Oh, sweet image #11… Face down, ass up!!! I would do this woman, any way she wanted. Then I would do her hard and rough, the way I wanted. Such a beautiful rounded ass. I approve.
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For the record: Peneolope Cruz wasn’t just “up for an oscar” She WON.
http://www.reuters.com/article/filmNews/idUSTRE51M19B20090223
@9 – HAHAHAH thank goodness i’m not alone. that picture is all sorts of funny. the guy’s girly hip tattoo is killing me. and the two gays in the background is hilarious. you forgot the sanjia [idk how u spell it] looking guy to the left of her
PERFECT body type! Yummy!!
I would bust nuts on that sluts butt.
Hola! Fresh meat!?
Is that ass harassing her?
Her ass is kind of sloppy looking.
Healthy looking girl! Could be good in cutting wood and carry it home with her strong legs.
Her ass looks kind of sloppy.
Superficial Writer: fail! This post didn’t even make me crack a smile. Trying way too hard!!! I mean, “NASA”? WTF! Common sugar, get some good material.
now that is a beautiful woman. smoking.
now that is a beautiful woman. smoking.
Jeez
Did you miss her bikini did not cover her….duh
Jeez
Did you miss her bikini did not cover her….duh
Hmm What a spain in the ass this cruz is,,,she does have cellulite, ill say its about 165pound with no pigment….
Well, her sister is way hotter.
she is fat.
Fine ass on her. I’d have no qualms over buttfucking this girl.
Good looking meaty body!
In picture #6 are those two dudes in the background getting ready for a PDGA? (public display of gay affection) Yuch!!!
Why does she look like a man? Way too masculine for me
Why are these on here?
anybody who thinks she looks like a man failed biology.
GORGEOUS! Both her and P.
yeahhhhh sexyyy baby
#38 because you’re a homo from Greenwich Village
Only a cocksucker or a pizza-faced virgin could deny that her ass is fine
She looks pretty damn bangable. That ass looks like it would grip my cock between her buns quite nicely. Her bikini top looks way too small for those titties. Overall pretty hot, and I would have zero qualms about sticking it into that pooper until I shot a nice warm load up in there.
poor thing has no waste! other than that pretty
oops waist
@6… I thought that was the guy from the movie POWDER…. and he’s probably gay with all the stupid tatoos…
She has an overall good body with great skin tone but she seriously needs at least C cup breasts to be considered HOT!
fat fat fat