Megan Fox’s ass is awesome and other news

July 10th, 2009 // 102 Comments

- Artie Lange was busted for DUI this afternoon. Wow. It took that long to pick this guy up for driving under the influence? Was the officer feeling lazy today or something? “Hmm… One ticket short. What’s Artie Lange doing?” [PopEater]

- Angelina Jolie flew Shiloh and Zahara on her private plane making her the coolest mom ever. Until she pulls a JFK Jr. — Too soon? [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan continues to be a walking object lesson on the dangers of snorting blow then Tweeting. [Lainey Gossip]

- Paris Hilton showed up in court today to defend herself against a lawsuit that she didn’t properly promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! I don’t get it. Paris Hilton disassociating herself is probably the best thing she could’ve done for this movie. Short of literally dying in the middle of it. [The Blemish]

- David Beckham named his son after Tom Cruise. I’m going to assume this was the only way to rebuff his advances. Nothing like the ol’ “How about we not have butt sex and I name my kid after you?” maneuver. Works every time. [Celebslam]

- Rachael Ray underwent vocal chord surgery and will be unable to speak for a few weeks. But she can still cook and therefore should marry me provided she agrees not too seek alimony in the divorce next month. [ICYDK]

- Joe Simpson wants Ashlee to make an album of Michael Jackson covers. Wow. I didn’t think this guy could do anything worse than be obsessed with his daughters’ breasts, but hats off to you Joe. You pulled it off. [PopSugar]

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  1. dude

    megan i worship ur turd cutter <333

  2. If she wasn’t famous you wouldn’t give her a double take. Flat like a pancake. That’s her back.

  3. Andy

    Awesome? You kidding me? That fold of fat on her back is bigger than her ass.

  4. Her ass fell off

    Hopefully the headline was written in sarcasm. She doesn’t have an ass! Blechh.

  5. dink squeeze

    flat ass

  6. Megan Foxes new Movie is made by this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P71ajRsOq9M Innocent bystaner

  7. superfluous

    She might be an ass, but I still can’t see any ass in those pics…

  8. otto

    where did it go???? i don’t see any… she’s pretty but i have seen better butts

  9. anon

    haha Megan, you are officially busted for all of those booty underwear pics. FLATTY!

  10. Get naked, Megan...

    She’s a hot piece of ass, there’s no doubt. Unfortunately, she ruins in by talking. She’s an example of a not mentally gifted beauty who thinks that, because she’s getting so much attention, she must prove to everyone how smart she is. Unfortunately, everytime she opens her mouth, she pukes “STUPID” all over herself.

    Chick needs to just be in lingerie, bikini’s or naked. Don’t talk, Megan; you spoil it…

  11. Drew

    “If I do recall, her ass used to be pretty damn awesome. I remember seeing a picture of her back before her boobs exploded…

    http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/megan-fox-black-03.jpg

    ^ It’s like her boobs and her ass switched places!

  12. Doc

    Most Americans are use to seeing big butts because most Americans overeat. Only 1 percent of the US population are fit and not fat and the rest have too much fat. Pinch more than an inch and one is medically fat.

  13. BoboBojangles

    Her ass is a failboat, not to mension her attitude is so bitchy. Very un-attractive, it’s obviously true that most men who dig her are young boys, because mature men can tell just by looking at her she’s a bitch. She’d be the girl you’d have sex with just to say you did (if your an asshole) and brag about, but not the kind of girl you’d marry. Ever seen her on an interview? She thinks her shit don’t stink, and to top it off, she talks worse than Paris Hilton! An all-time Retard. She may be pretty to people, but I just don’t see it, because when I stare at her I see a slut, a no-brainer, and a bitch. Plus, she has a smoker body, with the acception of her FAKE breasts. She’s the kind of girl I’d laugh at my brother for marrying, and 3 years down the line when they’re divorcing because she cheated on him. She’s really not that great, and give her a year, and she’ll be just as non-existent as lindsay lohan.

    Oh, and to even compare her to Angelina Jolie is bizarre. As Crazy as angelina jolie is, She at least has smarts when it comes to common knowledge, however I don’t approve on the baby buying. 3 kids is enough, 4 just proves of child labor ;) But to compare Megan Fox to Angelina? LOL, Angelina has years on that skinny minnie. Besides, if you want to say “at least she’s not fat” Look at her before and after pictures before MF got a face job, Her face is one of those baby faces, with the chubby cheeks. I personally think she looked better before, than after. A lot of my guy friends would agree with me, and don’t pull the whole “your gay” because I’m not, and even if I or my friends were, we still have better taste than that Bitch. :)

  14. agentgirl

    Awesome ass? She has NO ASS!

  15. ;)

    thunder thighs and no ass. awesome!

  16. dude_on

    This is probably difficult for the women, and the guy with the friends who aren’t gay… but by default Megan’s ass is awesome. If one were to bang said ass that would be an awesome experience, hence her ass is awesome. This is some really detailed stuff so I won’t bore you, but in defense of her ass I would simply say me and my friends, who aren’t gay, would bounce off that flat ass like no tomorrow.

  17. mikka

    mm.. what butt
    i guess she forgot her butt pad
    ooh i know!! maybe she is on her way to buy some ass

  18. Reagan

    haha you crack me up. But it is too soon for JFK Jr.! RIP. :(

  19. Reagan

    haha you crack me up. But it is too soon for JFK Jr.! RIP. :(

  20. mike

    im sorry but what ass?? she is flat i dont see anything, there nothing to look at sorry

  21. mango dennahan

    Easily arse of the month, until Danny DeVito lets his cheeks hang out in public.

  22. Gongom

    I like how people are saying that Megan Fox isn’t hot when they’re probably acne-ridden ugly teenagers with unbelievably high standards. That’s right, that attitude won’t get you laid, ever.

  23. dio

    what ass?

  24. ==========D

    I have a great young german girl getting her starfish pounded. Anyone want the link. She is over 18. The guy is hammering her a$$

  25. anne

    megan has no ass… gosh.. all this publicity surrounding her is blinding you from reailty.. damn!

  26. bossvnnv

    Don’t get me wrong, as I’d totally destroy her asshole with my cock, but damn, that bitch has no butt at all…just a pretty face.

  27. ihatePETA

    Megan is super pretty. I want that Lamb wallet she has.

  28. Jim

    Dude, what ass? I’d still fuck her and all, but seriously what ass do you keep talking about.

  29. wait, where is it?

    Not hating, just stating…

  30. Hammertime

    Yeah, she’s hot, but come on. She’s not the hottest thing in the world. Tits look good here, but I saw better asses on the walk to work this morning.

  31. megan

    what ass? she’s got nothin. her ass is actually not attractive at all to me. she may be “hot” but that’s when she’s attacked by her makeup artists. she’s quite the bitch apparently.

  32. steff

    What ass? Megan Fox has no ass whatsoever

  33. Katie

    #53 said it ;) lol

  34. yikes

    Okay Superfish, we forgive you because we know you are seriously jonesin’ for Megan Fox- but SHE SERIOUSLY HAS NO ASS. Sorry.
    But she DOES have the coveted TOE THUMB, thank god…

  35. Max Planck

    Another one of those dumb hats. Huh?

  36. ha!

    That ain’t an ass, that’s a manhole cover… ; )

  37. D. Richards (Louse.)

    What “ass?” . . . All I see is a continuation of spine — yummy.

  38. Blair Bradshaw

    OMG I love those Siwy Denim Jeans!!! I got mine at bloomingdales.com but I think you could get them from Singer22.com too! I’m obsessed with mine and LOVE that M FOX <3

  39. Blair Bradshaw

    OMG I love those Siwy Denim Jeans!!! I got mine at bloomingdales.com but I think you could get them from Singer22.com too! I’m obsessed with mine and LOVE that M FOX <3

  40. Faketitsaredisgusting

    Megan Fox’s ass is FLAT, and other news.

    Suits the story a little better don’t you think?

    Butt flossing with your jeans, does not a great ass make.
    How can people be so blind, or maybe a more fitting word would be stupid.

  41. bkoc

    omg it does look really flat which is crazy cuz i just saw a pic of her at the premire of transformers with a perky toned ass in a seethrough type black sweater dress. wdf what a major difference!!! so is she wearing a butt pad? crazy!!! well then she got caught!!! lol celebrities are mostly fake, and it’s funny how people hold them on a pedestal like they’re perfect when clearly they are not. if we all had make up artists, extensions, fake tans, and boob pads n butt pads then we’d all look perfect too. Oh and by the way am i the only person who thinks that in some pics when she puts her hair all back she can somtimes resemble an alien with the shape of her head?

    click on this to see her with a butt pad:

    http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/megan-fox-black.jpg

  42. omg it does look really flat which is crazy cuz i just saw a pic of her at the premire of transformers with a perky toned ass in a seethrough type black sweater dress. wdf what a major difference!!! so is she wearing a butt pad? crazy!!! well then she got caught!!! lol celebrities are mostly fake, and it’s funny how people hold them on a pedestal like they’re perfect when clearly they are not. if we all had make up artists, extensions, fake tans, and boob pads n butt pads then we’d all look perfect too. Oh and by the way am i the only person who thinks that in some pics when she puts her hair all back she can somtimes resemble an alien with the shape of her head?

    click on this to see her with a butt pad:

    http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/megan-fox-black.jpg

  43. omg it does look really flat which is crazy cuz i just saw a pic of her at the premire of transformers with a perky toned ass in a seethrough type black sweater dress. wdf what a major difference!!! so is she wearing a butt pad? crazy!!! well then she got caught!!! lol celebrities are mostly fake, and it’s funny how people hold them on a pedestal like they’re perfect when clearly they are not. if we all had make up artists, extensions, fake tans, and boob pads n butt pads then we’d all look perfect too. Oh and by the way am i the only person who thinks that in some pics when she puts her hair all back she can somtimes resemble an alien with the shape of her head?

    click on this to see her with a butt pad:

    http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/megan-fox-black.jpg

  44. McSweeney

    Ass? Where? You mean the sheet of drywall affixed to her back?

    This chick is severely overrated – she looks like an android.

  45. bryan

    damn, I’d stick my tongue in that tight ass!!!

  46. robert

    NO ASS! I’d take small tits/big ass any day over big tits/small ass. Ass is so much more useful, good padding for doggy style and something to grab onto to thrust better. okay too much detail guys?

  47. Captain Alpha Bravo

    ^ No, no not at all. You’re exactly right.

  48. Read the 45th comment! HOLY SHIT, you people are HILARIOUS!! LMFAO!!

  49. Beediee

    Her ass is flat and to make it worse she is wearing heels and her ass looks flat. (heels perk up asses)-so her ass is almost concave and saggy ….yuck ….saw her in transformers …looked like a little vietnamese 9 year old boy…

  50. U ppl r jst fuckin lame, d0es it l0ok like megan cares abt wat the all l0sers think!! N dats wat ur, jst plain 0ld l0sers

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