- Artie Lange was busted for DUI this afternoon. Wow. It took that long to pick this guy up for driving under the influence? Was the officer feeling lazy today or something? “Hmm… One ticket short. What’s Artie Lange doing?” [PopEater]
- Angelina Jolie flew Shiloh and Zahara on her private plane making her the coolest mom ever. Until she pulls a JFK Jr. — Too soon? [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan continues to be a walking object lesson on the dangers of snorting blow then Tweeting. [Lainey Gossip]
- Paris Hilton showed up in court today to defend herself against a lawsuit that she didn’t properly promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! I don’t get it. Paris Hilton disassociating herself is probably the best thing she could’ve done for this movie. Short of literally dying in the middle of it. [The Blemish]
- David Beckham named his son after Tom Cruise. I’m going to assume this was the only way to rebuff his advances. Nothing like the ol’ “How about we not have butt sex and I name my kid after you?” maneuver. Works every time. [Celebslam]
- Rachael Ray underwent vocal chord surgery and will be unable to speak for a few weeks. But she can still cook and therefore should marry me provided she agrees not too seek alimony in the divorce next month. [ICYDK]
- Joe Simpson wants Ashlee to make an album of Michael Jackson covers. Wow. I didn’t think this guy could do anything worse than be obsessed with his daughters’ breasts, but hats off to you Joe. You pulled it off. [PopSugar]
poop | July 10, 2009 at 7:41 pm
yarg
meow | July 10, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Meow!
Katie | July 10, 2009 at 7:42 pm
I wouldn’t say her ass is awesome.. her tits are rockin’ but seriously the ass on this one is lacking… and don’t get me wrong I think she is a hot chick but very overated. And this sorta just adds to it.. you wouldn’t give her ass a second look if she wasn’t famous and what magazines say is “hot”. Most ppl would be busy staring at her chest lol ;)
devel | July 10, 2009 at 7:45 pm
really nothin special, this butt…
doggy all the way | July 10, 2009 at 7:46 pm
I’d eat that. Her body is pretty rockin’. The ass is nice and I’d make a nice meal out of it.
Ashmo | July 10, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Um, sorry, what ass are we talking bout? My coke whore anorexic neighbor has a better lookin ass. Just sayin’, not much to look at.
vanessa | July 10, 2009 at 7:55 pm
what ass?
FRIST!!! | July 10, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Soooo sick of her. Aren’t we all??? God, I want to stick my eyeballs in a blender and set it to frappe..
Tad Bit Tipsy | July 10, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Wow, the only thing she owns that’s not fake.
Parker | July 10, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I would boink her tight ass till she cried for mercy. Of course she’d never do that since she loves anal sex so I’ll probably have to learn how to drive with my weiner in Megan Fox’s butt.
kitty_kat | July 10, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Megan Fox has an ass?
Foo | July 10, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Haha.. looks like the ladies are jealous…
will | July 10, 2009 at 8:11 pm
back fat
TOE-THUMB | July 10, 2009 at 8:15 pm
toe-thumb
seriously
ROUGH daddy | July 10, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Its not horrible, its not going to inspire a c$m flood like Jessica Biel’s….
jacob | July 10, 2009 at 8:17 pm
these are just tight pants. thats like me wearing tight pants and saying hey my package looks awesome, when everybody knows it doesn’t.
Sinamon | July 10, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I’m sorry, to what ass are you referring? she’s smokin hot, i agree, but as far as the junk in the trunk is concerned, it’s as flat as the back of her gas-guzzling car.
spectacles | July 10, 2009 at 8:25 pm
I’ll give it to you that she has nice boobs, but what ass are you talking about? I would say that is the most unflattering ass picture of her that you can find.
Christina Bledsoe | July 10, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Sorry, but Megan Fox has no ass. Her friends up top are looking great as always.
LEB | July 10, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Um… WHAT ass?
Huh? | July 10, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Seriously…..what ass??? I’ll give her for her boobs….but only half credit due to their silicone-ness.
uh | July 10, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Okay, who cares if she doesn’t have a ton of padding in back. At least she’s not fat.
Huh?? | July 10, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Looks like someone stuffed cardboard down her pants…flattyyyy!!!
frank lloyd wright | July 10, 2009 at 9:26 pm
pancake ass and fake tits. what’s so special?
NxIxCxKxMxAxNx | July 10, 2009 at 9:40 pm
toe thumbs FTW
Shari | July 10, 2009 at 9:40 pm
…she doesn’t have an ass.. I don’t get it.
marie | July 10, 2009 at 9:45 pm
personally, I prefer her boobs in these pictures. these jeans were not the most bootay-esque… I love how she’s dressed though…
fred | July 10, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Shari… you like fat people… hang out here http://www.michaelmoore.com/ otherwise STFU cause there ain’t nothing but silly shit coming out of it.
Tom K | July 10, 2009 at 9:53 pm
She is gorgeous but the ass is lacking very flat!!!
Tom K | July 10, 2009 at 9:53 pm
She is gorgeous but the ass is lacking very flat!!!
Tom K | July 10, 2009 at 9:53 pm
She is gorgeous but the ass is lacking very flat!!!
Delgo | July 10, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Are your asshats fitted or the original snap & lock type?
J | July 10, 2009 at 10:02 pm
There is absolutely nothing special about her “ass.” Plus, her tits take on different sizes in every photo shoot. WOMP WOMP!
:/ | July 10, 2009 at 10:02 pm
What ass? She isn’t even that hot. Pretty plain looking.
salliemae | July 10, 2009 at 10:25 pm
If I do recall, her ass used to be pretty damn awesome. I remember seeing a picture of her back before her boobs exploded…
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/megan-fox-black-03.jpg
Asschilee | July 10, 2009 at 10:44 pm
ass? what ass? I see no ass here….
I don’t get why people are all sporting boners for her, she’s mediocre at best.
Mariah | July 10, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Non-existent
TopCat | July 10, 2009 at 11:23 pm
In pic #4
great bubs, flat ass
Alli Watermelon | July 10, 2009 at 11:23 pm
She’s very pretty, but I’m sorry..she does not have an ass lol. It is…flat. But at least its narrow and flat…not WIDE and flat.
titsonsnack | July 11, 2009 at 12:14 am
She has no ass, the back of her legs pretty much just go straight up into her back in these pics.
Pancake ass on overrated chick.
captain america | July 11, 2009 at 1:32 am
it’s pretty funny when a TURD is coming out, folks!!
Chatham | July 11, 2009 at 1:46 am
Her ass is nonexistent.
Far hotter chicks in Vero…which is why she never goes there.
Yeah | July 11, 2009 at 1:55 am
I can’t wait ’til Artie Lange dies.
Nikky Raney | July 11, 2009 at 2:02 am
My ass is bigger than hers and I get told my ass is flat.
RtSS | July 11, 2009 at 3:45 am
Me likey… Those last two images are enough to make me declare, I’d pack her poopchute for her. Hammer her with my schlong. Dig the dirt tunnel. Go hunting for butt nuggets. That some might tight sphincter. Me likey…
Madelaine | July 11, 2009 at 4:08 am
wow, she literally has NO ass. This is so weird, with all the talk of it is assumed it would be amazing. Or at least good. But… it’s like, NOT THERE.
Rogue | July 11, 2009 at 4:11 am
All sweet asses of the world should be insulted by someone even attempting to include that notepad of a BUTT in their category.
Darth | July 11, 2009 at 4:34 am
Two aces? That’s hard to trump.
Nero | July 11, 2009 at 4:37 am
The other two aces are in front.
Rhialto | July 11, 2009 at 4:50 am
She plays open cards?