Kim Kardashian hosted the Three Olives Vodka Bubble Launch Party at Greenhouse in SoHo last night, and just looking at her guest list is a strong indicator of Kim’s “star power.” C’mon, she invited such powerhouses as her own sister, Lance Bass, Danielle the homewrecker from Real Housewives of New Jersey who turned out to be a former coke mule/kidnapper, and no joke, a chick I went to college with who was November’s Playmate of the Month – in 2001. So was Andy Dick busy last night? Because he seems like the final piece to this puzzle.
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Who cares how much of a draw she is? When is she going to do another sextape?
A huge draw? What is she, a muralist?
(swish!!!)
Damn I couldve made that party if I was still partying….
I want you all to watch the little animated ad that keeps popping up on the top right of this page titled “Education Update”
I swear, read this broad’s lips, shes saying “I give great blow-jobs”
I’m not even kidding, watch her lips
Grown men shouldn’t be blowing bubbles in public like that.
gee kim, your natural beauty is just astounding…
UMM no. wtf is up with the mask of make up? so gross.
gee kim, your natural beauty is just astounding…
UMM no. wtf is up with the mask of make up? so gross.
Love her outfit…… she looks weird in these pics though…. too much makeup.
Kloe looks hot!!!!!!!!!!!! beautiful!
Kim is hooked up with a football player. Do you you think she might ever just shoot him and then herself? It would save her hearing the “I’m so full of love I just got to share” speech that Reggie is sure to have planned when she catches him with some girl in the shower.
Lance doesn’t look as fat as he used to. He does look at bit gayer though.
She needs to fire her make-up artist…her forehead is a total different color than the rest of her face…poor girl!
An old shoe worn by Andy Dick would’ve completed this puzzle. psssh.
It’s Lindsey Vuolo, with an E not an A – you should know that if you went to IUP with her
It’s Lindsey Vuolo, with an E not an A – you should know that if you went to IUP with her
you went to iup?
you went to iup?
IS THAT THE JOKER IN PHOTO #8?
That first photo just screams blow job.
Dayum……
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You went to IUP???
Sexy!
IUP as in Indiana University of Pennsylvania???
Shit FISH, we probably partied together..
She has got, hands down, the ugliest legs in the industry. It doesn’t matter how much she works out – they are just BAD. The shape, everything. They are FUGGGGGLY.
I accidentally clicked on the picture of Danielle. So much for having Papa John’s tonight with Eureka! Maybe next week too.
they even invited the evil beet which was just pathetic. it’s like she [beet] thinks she’s the next perez hilton or something. for fucks sake, she barely updates her own site.
A party just isn’t a party until LANCE BASS shows up.
I can’t see past the forehead either. KK is NOT a star. She is a tabloid whore and there are worse things to be.
Khloe is looking hot!!
LOL such poweful guests…
Maybe sh should go and make another porno tape
Does Khalouie have to horn in on everything Kim does? And, Jesus, Kim, nice raccoon look ya got there…
Does Khalouie have to horn in on everything Kim does? And, Jesus, Kim, nice raccoon look ya got there…
she needs more makeup.
She’s useless but less useless then half the people here I bet.
another american who’s losing it?
I have always defended and supported Kim Kardashian in this column, but even I’m getting sick of her.
I agree with #1…we need a new sex video. Or at least some naked pics.
Nice open round pie-hole in pic number 1… I believe I would have to play the game of ‘hide the sausage’ with that ‘invitation’. Plus she’s lost weight in her face. She looks good, but I know her secret. She hangs out with f-ugly chicks. Khloe is just butt ugly. And what is that other creature she is with? No wonder she looks so inviting. Well, that and her lips rounded like an oral sex blow-up doll.
My god, fire the makeup artist. What the hell is with all that highlighter and the white concealer under the eyes?????? Not good.
old face en no legs.
bones and no tits
rienus
the netherlands-stompe klomppen.
old face en no legs.
bones and no tits
rienus
the netherlands-stompe klomppen.
Her legs have become thinner and somehow her head too!? Did her brains shrink or did she get a haircut?
She’s blowing the air out of her head!
Did someone piss on her?
i went to iup too!
Hahahah funniest post in a while, ‘Fish- the Andy Dick comment just slayed me.
Kim has hooked up with a football player. Do you think that he can never just shoot her and then himself? The hearing “I’m so full of love to share I just” speech that is planned to Reggie when he catches her in the shower with a girl was sure would save.