Kim Kardashian is a superstar. Kind of.

July 10th, 2009 // 45 Comments

Kim Kardashian hosted the Three Olives Vodka Bubble Launch Party at Greenhouse in SoHo last night, and just looking at her guest list is a strong indicator of Kim’s “star power.” C’mon, she invited such powerhouses as her own sister, Lance Bass, Danielle the homewrecker from Real Housewives of New Jersey who turned out to be a former coke mule/kidnapper, and no joke, a chick I went to college with who was November’s Playmate of the Month – in 2001. So was Andy Dick busy last night? Because he seems like the final piece to this puzzle.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. Yes

    Who cares how much of a draw she is? When is she going to do another sextape?

  2. A huge draw? What is she, a muralist?

    (swish!!!)

  3. Damn I couldve made that party if I was still partying….

  4. Deacon Jones

    I want you all to watch the little animated ad that keeps popping up on the top right of this page titled “Education Update”

    I swear, read this broad’s lips, shes saying “I give great blow-jobs”

    I’m not even kidding, watch her lips

  5. quake

    Grown men shouldn’t be blowing bubbles in public like that.

  6. lizzy

    gee kim, your natural beauty is just astounding…

    UMM no. wtf is up with the mask of make up? so gross.

  7. lizzy

    gee kim, your natural beauty is just astounding…

    UMM no. wtf is up with the mask of make up? so gross.

  8. Jen

    Love her outfit…… she looks weird in these pics though…. too much makeup.

  9. JC

    Kloe looks hot!!!!!!!!!!!! beautiful!

  10. ThisCouldHappen

    Kim is hooked up with a football player. Do you you think she might ever just shoot him and then herself? It would save her hearing the “I’m so full of love I just got to share” speech that Reggie is sure to have planned when she catches him with some girl in the shower.

  11. Hammertime

    Lance doesn’t look as fat as he used to. He does look at bit gayer though.

  12. VM

    She needs to fire her make-up artist…her forehead is a total different color than the rest of her face…poor girl!

  13. the infamous danielle

    An old shoe worn by Andy Dick would’ve completed this puzzle. psssh.

  14. Nick

    It’s Lindsey Vuolo, with an E not an A – you should know that if you went to IUP with her

  15. Nick

    It’s Lindsey Vuolo, with an E not an A – you should know that if you went to IUP with her

  16. todd

    you went to iup?

  17. todd

    you went to iup?

  18. GrandpaMccain

    IS THAT THE JOKER IN PHOTO #8?

  19. havoc

    That first photo just screams blow job.

    Dayum……

    .

  20. tati

    You went to IUP???

  21. TheJoker07

    Sexy!

  22. Deacon Jones

    IUP as in Indiana University of Pennsylvania???

    Shit FISH, we probably partied together..

  23. Tate

    She has got, hands down, the ugliest legs in the industry. It doesn’t matter how much she works out – they are just BAD. The shape, everything. They are FUGGGGGLY.

  24. pasteve

    I accidentally clicked on the picture of Danielle. So much for having Papa John’s tonight with Eureka! Maybe next week too.

  25. lm

    they even invited the evil beet which was just pathetic. it’s like she [beet] thinks she’s the next perez hilton or something. for fucks sake, she barely updates her own site.

  26. JesusHChristthatsalotofeyeshadow

    A party just isn’t a party until LANCE BASS shows up.

  27. lola

    I can’t see past the forehead either. KK is NOT a star. She is a tabloid whore and there are worse things to be.

  28. Khloe is looking hot!!

  29. LOL such poweful guests…

    Maybe sh should go and make another porno tape

  30. joejoe

    Does Khalouie have to horn in on everything Kim does? And, Jesus, Kim, nice raccoon look ya got there…

  31. joejoe

    Does Khalouie have to horn in on everything Kim does? And, Jesus, Kim, nice raccoon look ya got there…

  32. Champ

    she needs more makeup.

  33. Brea

    She’s useless but less useless then half the people here I bet.

  34. captain america

    another american who’s losing it?

  35. vito

    I have always defended and supported Kim Kardashian in this column, but even I’m getting sick of her.

    I agree with #1…we need a new sex video. Or at least some naked pics.

  36. RtSS

    Nice open round pie-hole in pic number 1… I believe I would have to play the game of ‘hide the sausage’ with that ‘invitation’. Plus she’s lost weight in her face. She looks good, but I know her secret. She hangs out with f-ugly chicks. Khloe is just butt ugly. And what is that other creature she is with? No wonder she looks so inviting. Well, that and her lips rounded like an oral sex blow-up doll.

  37. Madelaine

    My god, fire the makeup artist. What the hell is with all that highlighter and the white concealer under the eyes?????? Not good.

  38. rienus-ernst

    old face en no legs.
    bones and no tits
    rienus
    the netherlands-stompe klomppen.

  39. rienus-ernst

    old face en no legs.
    bones and no tits
    rienus
    the netherlands-stompe klomppen.

  40. Galtacticus

    Her legs have become thinner and somehow her head too!? Did her brains shrink or did she get a haircut?

  41. Darth

    She’s blowing the air out of her head!

  42. Jamie's Uterus

    Did someone piss on her?

  43. katie

    i went to iup too!

  44. perfect

    Hahahah funniest post in a while, ‘Fish- the Andy Dick comment just slayed me.

  45. Kim has hooked up with a football player. Do you think that he can never just shoot her and then himself? The hearing “I’m so full of love to share I just” speech that is planned to Reggie when he catches her in the shower with a girl was sure would save.

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