Kendra Wilkinson in a bikini
Because it’s apparently Pregnant Chicks in Bikinis Day on The Superficial, here’s newlywed Kendra Wilkinson in St. Lucia. I’d like to think I’m a better person for posting women engaged in the beautiful miracle of reproduction instead of the typical non-child-bearing anorexics. I mean, those chicks don’t even have breasts for me to ogle while pretending to listen. Plus they can get pregnant, so it’s like sticking my penis in a loaded gun that fires wage garnishing bullets. But anyway, what was I saying again? Oh, right. I’m sensitive now.