Kendra Wilkinson in a bikini

July 10th, 2009 // 52 Comments

Because it’s apparently Pregnant Chicks in Bikinis Day on The Superficial, here’s newlywed Kendra Wilkinson in St. Lucia. I’d like to think I’m a better person for posting women engaged in the beautiful miracle of reproduction instead of the typical non-child-bearing anorexics. I mean, those chicks don’t even have breasts for me to ogle while pretending to listen. Plus they can get pregnant, so it’s like sticking my penis in a loaded gun that fires wage garnishing bullets. But anyway, what was I saying again? Oh, right. I’m sensitive now.

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  1. patrick

    hey now

  2. lolwut

    1st

  3. lolwut

    1st

  4. Barney Frank

    If she had swallowed more or taken it in the rear, she wouldn’t be knocked up now would she.

  5. meh

    meh.

    first

  6. Barney Frank

    If she had swallowed more or taken it in the rear, she wouldn’t be knocked up now would she.

  7. patrick

    hey now

  8. rich

    FIRST!!!

  9. lolwut

    1st

  10. Barney Frank

    If she had swallowed more or taken it in the rear, she wouldn’t be knocked up now would she.

  11. Barney Frank

    If she had swallowed more or taken it in the rear, she wouldn’t be knocked up now would she.

  12. kay

    FIRSTTT

  13. meh

    meh.

    first

  14. Can you imagine having to listen to this moron Kendra every day for the rest of your life? She’s dumber than one of her implants.

  15. patrick

    hey now

  16. havoc

    I wonder if the baby will have her annoying fucking laugh? I would totally do this chick every which way, but it would have to be some sort of asphyxiation thing where she couldn’t make a sound. Then….hell yeah.

  17. havoc

    I wonder if the baby will have her annoying fucking laugh? I would totally do this chick every which way, but it would have to be some sort of asphyxiation thing where she could make a sound. Then….hell yeah.

  18. amanda

    time for a more supportive bikini top…

  19. Taz

    id pump her silly!

  20. Galtacticus

    These bunnies reproduce rapidly!

  21. F*ckRandal

    “Plus they can get pregnant, so it’s like sticking my penis in a loaded gun that fires wage garnishing bullets.”

    Genius my man…

  22. Darth

    The old man teached them good how to get pregnant.

  23. Tom K

    She is so nasty! How could anyone marry her? She is a total whore sucking old penis to live in a mansion and now Hank Baskett’s dumb black ass puts a ring on her finger and thinks he has a prize. These black athletes are just dumb!

    Perfect example Steve McNair married to his black wife two kids surprisingly not bad looking and he’s cheating on her with two women one being some ugly big nose Arab bitch and guess what? The towel head blows his fucking head off. What a dumbass she wasn’t even hot! If you’re going to cheat on your wife and die in a murder suicide make sure your mistress is at least hot people.

  24. Parker

    With an ass like that it would have been so easy for her to avoid getting pregnant. Next time just say, anal only.

  25. tom is a retard

    the whore that killed mcnair is not arab, she’s iranian. iran is not an arab country and they don’t speak arabic. but since your just a retard i don’t expect you to understand you ignorant fucking canadian! canadian, american, same thing!

  26. Tad Bit Tipsy

    WHATEVER…. that’s a beer gut on a skanky bitch!!!

  27. pasteve

    Her hair looks terrible, all dry and ..oh wait…that’s the roof on the hut.

  28. juniper

    you know, i caught a little of her show and actually came away feeling sympathy for the big black athlete. she can be a total bitch. that being said, she has a fabulous ass in pic 8.

  29. Ugh. There should be laws against this.

  30. Wow

    As horrified as I was to hear this woman reproduced, I’m now a little more thankful that it at least wasnt with poster # 24 aka “Tom K”.
    If you’re going to spew racist bullshit, at least get your current event related facts straight. Or maybe Fox News is the only station that comes in on the old trailer park satellite dish there.

  31. Ahoffmann

    I think this site should be renamed the Bikinificial. Isn’t there better news out there? C’mon!

  32. can't help it

    She may be annoying, but pregnant ladies are so adorable!

  33. Wow I wonder whats the percentage of milk versus silicone sap in those swollen mams….

  34. Jaxon

    In pic one, when put on full size you can see her bottom is covered in stretch marks.

  35. Maximus

    I find myself wondering why I ever thought seeing her naked would be, you know, worth it.

  36. JustJess

    Who cares if McNair’s whore was Arabic or Iranian (Persian) – I’m e-ja-mi-cated – but they are still all towelheads to me…

    What – because lots of Iranians have light eyes – they think they are special compared to Arabs? Nope sorry – they are still backass-wards and 60 years behind us – to me….gotta blame the faith for that…they just want all their women to cover their heads and be ‘virginal’ for a magical entity in the sky that rains shit upon them if they don’t obey his word…

    Oh, opps sorry – He does anyway… rest in peace Neda…may light hold you in the palm of its hand…

  37. burungi

    Good one #26!!!

  38. burungi

    Good one #26!!!

  39. captain america

    she forgot to SHIT, folks?

  40. rienus-ernst

    He tom hank
    rascist hang ,you much better.
    mother fucker.

    this women are very sexy you cant not handel ye tink
    are you gay .
    not that the are like you.
    rienus
    the netherlands

  41. Iambananas

    That’s going to be a boy! Mark my words!

  42. HOLY!

    i used to think she was so hot i would turn lesbo…then i heard her talk…then laugh..good gawd. i’ll stick with men

  43. Andrada

    She has stretchmarks on her ass… first picture.
    BTW, I think she is just an upstart, ugly and kitsch

  44. maria

    wow she got the body of a boy from the back, thank god for implants!

  45. Uhh! she used to be ok..now she’s damn fugly..

  46. Edeath

    Except anorexic chicks can’t get preggo – they dont get enough food so they literally lose their periods

  47. 37 do you mean afghans have clear eyes? I mean, they got some Russian in their gene pool. Also do you remember “under God” on The Pledge of Allegiance? Does that mean Baby Jesus? Did you make your conclusion of “60 years behind” on your last trip to Dubai or Saudi Arabia? I mean those places including Afghanistan are all the same towel-head Muslim slums. In fact, a sizable chunk of the world is Muslim backarackwards slum, they outnumber like everyone… ya’ll. Qatar=Mogadishu

    44 & 45, thank you for your observations, I almost overlook the ass there. Did you notice she’s wearing earrings also?

  48. Lawn Gnome Council

    @47 Its true anorexics stop mentruating.

  49. Tom K

    LOL! !!!! @ #37.

    Your right #26 how silly of me to not give a shit to find out what she actually was. I just took a guess, I saw some big nose dirty looking whore and assumed she was Arab. Silly me next time I will get my facts straights.

    Edit that McNairs…..(Iranian Whore)

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