So much for Deanna Hummel. Jon Gosselin very publicly took his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman to France on Saturday where Jon was invited to meet with Christian Audigier about working for the Ed Hardy line which is amazing. Mostly because I was just wondering the other day how Jon Gosselin can do something douchier than wearing a bluetooth all the time, and he pulled it off: Promoting Ed Hardy clothes. Well played. RadarOnline reports:
Jon is meeting with Christian Audigier, one of the bigwigs of the Ed Hardy clothing line. And Hailey is there for more than just fun – we’ve learned she wants to launch her own line of shoes and sandals so Jon promised her a meeting with the Ed Hardy people!
Hailey is the daughter of Kate Gosselin’s doctor Lawrence Glassman, who performed Kate’s tummy tuck. Hailey is 22, Jon is 32.
Hailey was busted by cops for possession of marijuana, hashish and hashish oil in 2005 and a male friend described her as “one of the most wild women I’ve ever met.”
On May 24 Jon and Hailey were caught slipping into the Bourbon Street bar in Nyack and were caught on surveillance tapes obtained by Radaronline enjoying drinks. As they left Jon was spooked by a photographer out front and fled through the back alley, cell phone in hand. By then, Hailey told pals, she and Jon had been secretly dating “for several months.”
Of course, this arrangement makes perfect sense. Dr. Glassman failed to craft a stomach on Kate that wouldn’t make Jon’s penis recoil in fear, so that frees him to bang the good doctor’s 22-year-old daughter in return. It’s practically biblical.
JP1424 | July 12, 2009 at 11:48 am
Jon has a type: plain white girls
http://www.popduds.com/ | July 12, 2009 at 11:49 am
I think he waxes his eyebrows more than she does.
Crapcakes | July 12, 2009 at 11:55 am
How the press thinks Kate is more of a douche than this guy I don’t know…
http://www.dashadyboard.com | July 12, 2009 at 11:55 am
Damn is she ugly or what??
random | July 12, 2009 at 11:55 am
ew. he is gross, so is she. this proves ed hardy is for douches. who knew that doctor’s daughters could be white trash?
Shashay | July 12, 2009 at 11:57 am
She’s 22?! I would’ve guessed mid-30s.
DaShadyBoard | July 12, 2009 at 11:59 am
Damn is she ugly?? http://www.dashadyboard.com
Katie | July 12, 2009 at 11:59 am
Why did he have to ruin the Ed Hardy brand? I was about to buy a swimsuit.. damn.. Seriously though he is the very definition of ugly. He looks mentally retarded his eyes do that down syndrome thing and his mouth is always open. She’s only 22? Look what hard drugs do.. lol.. she looks like 42
Katie | July 12, 2009 at 11:59 am
Why did he have to ruin the Ed Hardy brand? I was about to buy a swimsuit.. damn.. Seriously though he is the very definition of ugly. He looks mentally retarded his eyes do that down syndrome thing and his mouth is always open. She’s only 22? Look what hard drugs do.. lol.. she looks like 42
Sarah | July 12, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Watch out for the murder-suicide, Jon. You know what happens with those young and wild girls.
LPB | July 12, 2009 at 12:17 pm
“I want to design…purses! no, wait, that didn’t work out for Monica.
Shoes! That’s what I want to design, shoes!
I bet I can design shoes better than anyone else. Get me an appointment with someone who will let me design shoes.”
Price | July 12, 2009 at 12:25 pm
he is normal guy that had something abnormal happen to him. he is dealing with it the only way he knows how………………. cheating on his wife.
Alli Watermelon | July 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm
At a distance, I thought she might be hot. Then the sunglasses came off. I wouldn’t call her ugly, but she’s not very attractive. And there is NO way she is 22. If so, she should be dreading her 30th Birthday when people bring her a cake with 50 damn candles.
cko | July 12, 2009 at 12:41 pm
DOUCHE.
eattrn | July 12, 2009 at 12:43 pm
She is a major upgrade but then that isn’t saying much when your last wife dropped out 6 kids at one time. Hardy wear sucked before he started wearing it but now that he has made it his own I can’t think of anything more douchey now.
Rhialto | July 12, 2009 at 12:47 pm
France,motorboat,new girlfriend,business deal.I’ll guess it pays out to be a father of eight and the divorce is only a formality?
Darth | July 12, 2009 at 12:49 pm
He jus didn’t like the mommy and daddy play.
ha | July 12, 2009 at 12:54 pm
everyone should dress like John he wears pants with tiger heads on the ass – that’s right wear those tiger heads! – Ed hardy you support that child support – douche wear is now official
M. | July 12, 2009 at 12:57 pm
She is a tore up looking 22.
Ing | July 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm
@13 …lmao
agreed
Nero | July 12, 2009 at 1:01 pm
My head is moving from the left to the right and back.Am i watching a tennis match? Or the sword of Damocles? It’s a long run till the kids are adult.
Courtyardpigeon | July 12, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Oldest looking 22 year old I’ve ever seen. Also, this guy knows how to pick ‘em.
Galtacticus | July 12, 2009 at 1:06 pm
He’d better pimp this girl and make some hard cash outta her.
Lexi | July 12, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Seriously, does anyone else see the slight resemblance of Kate in this girl??????
stephareeno | July 12, 2009 at 1:13 pm
DUDE! Put the reverse Kate-mullet on this chick and *pow* instant Kate pre-8.
Jon is douchier than Criss Angel and Spencer Pratt combined.
Rae | July 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm
What an asshole I feel sorry for Kate and the kids. Im sure his kids will love to see him flaunting himself with other woman What a douche bag. He will regret everythiing he did.
sin | July 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm
He is taking her places he will never be able to go to again after the divorce and the huge child support payment.
This girl IS Kate Lite. Same physical features that attracted him to Kate without the nut job baggage.
Gando | July 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm
He should pimp Deanna Hummel too.
Pilatunes | July 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Jon & Kate Gosselin are a vortex of douche.
rachel | July 12, 2009 at 1:41 pm
he makes me sick.
pixie | July 12, 2009 at 1:45 pm
As a loyal follower of the show, I will never, I repeat NEVER, watch the show again if that douche bag & his beat up girlfriend appear on it. Does this guy realize his kids are going to Google him in a few years?? Even though I think Kate pushed him away with her bitchiness, Jon Gosselin is a way bigger loser than Kate will ever be.
Umair | July 12, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Jon’s 15 minutes are up.
Chuck Nunchuck | July 12, 2009 at 2:12 pm
22…..
22?
TWENTY-TWO??????????
!
lina | July 12, 2009 at 2:21 pm
he should die, he need to stay with his 8 kids. i hate him, i am sorry for his kids, they gonna read this when they grow up. very bad father!!!
Love | July 12, 2009 at 2:31 pm
# 30 HE MAKES ME SICK TOO
#34 I HATE HIM TOO
Prof | July 12, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I knew the mood toward this guy was going to change. Almost everyone was going on about how much of a freaky control bitch Kate was (is) and Jon really needs to step up and grow a pair! Of course, as soon as he does find his balls (moving on with his life, actually gets a gf, smiling again, etc.) he’s now suddenly viewed as a big asshole. I’m just saying ladies if you decide to emasculate your husband to the extend Kate did, in view of the public no less, I don’t care how much of a weak, broken spirit, man-child you have all it takes is one PYT to give a damn about him and your relationships gone!
sux | July 12, 2009 at 2:37 pm
# 5 you hit the nail on the head!!!!!!
Jackie | July 12, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Twenty-two?!?!?! I am 22, and if I looked like that I would want to die. Kate’s in her 30s and looks better than this chick. Jon is a doucher. Team Kate.
deb spivey | July 12, 2009 at 2:55 pm
yucky guy – yucky clothes – they deserve each other –
I feel sorry for those 8 children -
deb spivey | July 12, 2009 at 2:55 pm
yucky guy – yucky clothes – they deserve each other –
I feel sorry for those 8 children -
bribios | July 12, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Heh, 22. Right.
Tad Bit Tipsy | July 12, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Who’s the Armenian Gangster in all pink???
sickonenin | July 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm
woohoo go jon
Kmm | July 12, 2009 at 3:33 pm
People need LARGER FUCKING SUNGLASSES!!!
what? | July 12, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I can’t blame him for leaving Kate, but he pretty much just left all 8 of his children as well….sometimes there are more important things in the world than whoring around – he should be 100% focused on those kids, with or without Kate. And people think I’m selfish for being childfree, yeesh!
Every picture I see of him, I think, “What a douche!”
ROUGH daddy | July 12, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Nothing like new skins…good for him!
gimme-a-break | July 12, 2009 at 3:57 pm
yucky guy – yucky clothes – they deserve each other –
I feel sorry for those 8 children -
Lets hope these 2 dont have 8 | July 12, 2009 at 4:06 pm
that chick looks more of a beast than Kate!!! damn she must do meth if she is only 22 and looks like that. but the guy is a freak so i guess its a good match.. what is the point of all this
STOP ARTIFICIALLY FERTILIZING INSANE PEOPLE TO HAVE SO MANY BABIES!!!
whoa there | July 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm
she DOES NOT LOOK 22!!!
Jamie's Uterus | July 12, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I hope he continues to publicly humiliate Kate every chance he gets. Kate was absolutely horrible to him throughout the entire show. She deserves everything she gets and more.