Jon Gosselin flaunts new girlfriend in France

July 12th, 2009 // 180 Comments

So much for Deanna Hummel. Jon Gosselin very publicly took his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman to France on Saturday where Jon was invited to meet with Christian Audigier about working for the Ed Hardy line which is amazing. Mostly because I was just wondering the other day how Jon Gosselin can do something douchier than wearing a bluetooth all the time, and he pulled it off: Promoting Ed Hardy clothes. Well played. RadarOnline reports:

Jon is meeting with Christian Audigier, one of the bigwigs of the Ed Hardy clothing line. And Hailey is there for more than just fun – we’ve learned she wants to launch her own line of shoes and sandals so Jon promised her a meeting with the Ed Hardy people!
Hailey is the daughter of Kate Gosselin’s doctor Lawrence Glassman, who performed Kate’s tummy tuck. Hailey is 22, Jon is 32.
Hailey was busted by cops for possession of marijuana, hashish and hashish oil in 2005 and a male friend described her as “one of the most wild women I’ve ever met.”
On May 24 Jon and Hailey were caught slipping into the Bourbon Street bar in Nyack and were caught on surveillance tapes obtained by Radaronline enjoying drinks. As they left Jon was spooked by a photographer out front and fled through the back alley, cell phone in hand. By then, Hailey told pals, she and Jon had been secretly dating “for several months.”

Of course, this arrangement makes perfect sense. Dr. Glassman failed to craft a stomach on Kate that wouldn’t make Jon’s penis recoil in fear, so that frees him to bang the good doctor’s 22-year-old daughter in return. It’s practically biblical.

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  1. JP1424

    Jon has a type: plain white girls

  2. I think he waxes his eyebrows more than she does.

  3. Crapcakes

    How the press thinks Kate is more of a douche than this guy I don’t know…

  4. random

    ew. he is gross, so is she. this proves ed hardy is for douches. who knew that doctor’s daughters could be white trash?

  5. Shashay

    She’s 22?! I would’ve guessed mid-30s.

  6. Katie

    Why did he have to ruin the Ed Hardy brand? I was about to buy a swimsuit.. damn.. Seriously though he is the very definition of ugly. He looks mentally retarded his eyes do that down syndrome thing and his mouth is always open. She’s only 22? Look what hard drugs do.. lol.. she looks like 42

  7. Katie

    Why did he have to ruin the Ed Hardy brand? I was about to buy a swimsuit.. damn.. Seriously though he is the very definition of ugly. He looks mentally retarded his eyes do that down syndrome thing and his mouth is always open. She’s only 22? Look what hard drugs do.. lol.. she looks like 42

  8. Sarah

    Watch out for the murder-suicide, Jon. You know what happens with those young and wild girls.

  9. LPB

    “I want to design…purses! no, wait, that didn’t work out for Monica.

    Shoes! That’s what I want to design, shoes!

    I bet I can design shoes better than anyone else. Get me an appointment with someone who will let me design shoes.”

  10. he is normal guy that had something abnormal happen to him. he is dealing with it the only way he knows how………………. cheating on his wife.

  11. At a distance, I thought she might be hot. Then the sunglasses came off. I wouldn’t call her ugly, but she’s not very attractive. And there is NO way she is 22. If so, she should be dreading her 30th Birthday when people bring her a cake with 50 damn candles.

  12. cko

    DOUCHE.

  13. She is a major upgrade but then that isn’t saying much when your last wife dropped out 6 kids at one time. Hardy wear sucked before he started wearing it but now that he has made it his own I can’t think of anything more douchey now.

  14. Rhialto

    France,motorboat,new girlfriend,business deal.I’ll guess it pays out to be a father of eight and the divorce is only a formality?

  15. Darth

    He jus didn’t like the mommy and daddy play.

  16. ha

    everyone should dress like John he wears pants with tiger heads on the ass – that’s right wear those tiger heads! – Ed hardy you support that child support – douche wear is now official

  17. M.

    She is a tore up looking 22.

  18. Ing

    @13 …lmao

    agreed

  19. Nero

    My head is moving from the left to the right and back.Am i watching a tennis match? Or the sword of Damocles? It’s a long run till the kids are adult.

  20. Courtyardpigeon

    Oldest looking 22 year old I’ve ever seen. Also, this guy knows how to pick ‘em.

  21. Galtacticus

    He’d better pimp this girl and make some hard cash outta her.

  22. Lexi

    Seriously, does anyone else see the slight resemblance of Kate in this girl??????

  23. stephareeno

    DUDE! Put the reverse Kate-mullet on this chick and *pow* instant Kate pre-8.

    Jon is douchier than Criss Angel and Spencer Pratt combined.

  24. Rae

    What an asshole I feel sorry for Kate and the kids. Im sure his kids will love to see him flaunting himself with other woman What a douche bag. He will regret everythiing he did.

  25. sin

    He is taking her places he will never be able to go to again after the divorce and the huge child support payment.
    This girl IS Kate Lite. Same physical features that attracted him to Kate without the nut job baggage.

  26. Gando

    He should pimp Deanna Hummel too.

  27. Pilatunes

    Jon & Kate Gosselin are a vortex of douche.

  28. rachel

    he makes me sick.

  29. pixie

    As a loyal follower of the show, I will never, I repeat NEVER, watch the show again if that douche bag & his beat up girlfriend appear on it. Does this guy realize his kids are going to Google him in a few years?? Even though I think Kate pushed him away with her bitchiness, Jon Gosselin is a way bigger loser than Kate will ever be.

  30. Umair

    Jon’s 15 minutes are up.

  31. 22…..

    22?

    TWENTY-TWO??????????

    !

  32. lina

    he should die, he need to stay with his 8 kids. i hate him, i am sorry for his kids, they gonna read this when they grow up. very bad father!!!

  33. Love

    # 30 HE MAKES ME SICK TOO
    #34 I HATE HIM TOO

  34. Prof

    I knew the mood toward this guy was going to change. Almost everyone was going on about how much of a freaky control bitch Kate was (is) and Jon really needs to step up and grow a pair! Of course, as soon as he does find his balls (moving on with his life, actually gets a gf, smiling again, etc.) he’s now suddenly viewed as a big asshole. I’m just saying ladies if you decide to emasculate your husband to the extend Kate did, in view of the public no less, I don’t care how much of a weak, broken spirit, man-child you have all it takes is one PYT to give a damn about him and your relationships gone!

  35. sux

    # 5 you hit the nail on the head!!!!!!

  36. Jackie

    Twenty-two?!?!?! I am 22, and if I looked like that I would want to die. Kate’s in her 30s and looks better than this chick. Jon is a doucher. Team Kate.

  37. yucky guy – yucky clothes – they deserve each other –
    I feel sorry for those 8 children –

  38. yucky guy – yucky clothes – they deserve each other –
    I feel sorry for those 8 children –

  39. bribios

    Heh, 22. Right.

  40. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Who’s the Armenian Gangster in all pink???

  41. sickonenin

    woohoo go jon

  42. Kmm

    People need LARGER FUCKING SUNGLASSES!!!

  43. what?

    I can’t blame him for leaving Kate, but he pretty much just left all 8 of his children as well….sometimes there are more important things in the world than whoring around – he should be 100% focused on those kids, with or without Kate. And people think I’m selfish for being childfree, yeesh!

    Every picture I see of him, I think, “What a douche!”

  44. Nothing like new skins…good for him!

  45. gimme-a-break

    yucky guy – yucky clothes – they deserve each other –
    I feel sorry for those 8 children –

  46. Lets hope these 2 dont have 8

    that chick looks more of a beast than Kate!!! damn she must do meth if she is only 22 and looks like that. but the guy is a freak so i guess its a good match.. what is the point of all this
    STOP ARTIFICIALLY FERTILIZING INSANE PEOPLE TO HAVE SO MANY BABIES!!!

  47. whoa there

    she DOES NOT LOOK 22!!!

  48. Jamie's Uterus

    I hope he continues to publicly humiliate Kate every chance he gets. Kate was absolutely horrible to him throughout the entire show. She deserves everything she gets and more.

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