Here’s Hayden Panettiere promoting her new movie I Love You, Beth Cooper on MTV yesterday afternoon before slathering herself in make-up to attend the premiere later that evening. You figure she’d wear the hotter outfit for the big premiere, but then again, I also figured she’d give me a pot of gold if I said her name backwards. Life’s funny sometimes.
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Que | July 8, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Que like the smurfs.
the infamous danielle | July 8, 2009 at 12:06 pm
That’s a cute dress! …i bet this will be the only “non-perverse” comment under this post.
Mr. Class | July 8, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, lubricated vagina.
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
John The Lumberjack | July 8, 2009 at 12:13 pm
I would split her like new pine.
ph7 | July 8, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Is it normal to want to bang a midget? Her thighs are like butter, but she’s so tiny it’s bizarre. Tiny people are usualy horrible in bed.
blp | July 8, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, lubricated vagina before Mr. Class. He can have sloppy seconds.
Venom | July 8, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Hot.
Mr. Class | July 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, blp lubricated, semen-soaked vagina.
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
Valerie | July 8, 2009 at 12:28 pm
3-6-8–fucking well played!
odb | July 8, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, lubricated anus.
Sincerely,
Mitt
Ego | July 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm
She needs implants.
Jesus! | July 8, 2009 at 12:41 pm
How do these fucking spam ads get past the fucking moderator? It fucking pisses me off! Fuck
Mr. Class | July 8, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Please allow me to erupt violently inside any super-tight, blp or Mitt lubricated, semen-soaked orifice of any kind.
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
Harry | July 8, 2009 at 12:48 pm
The mini dress goes well with the “f..k me heels”.
taylor | July 8, 2009 at 12:49 pm
the pink dress is cute and flattering. her hair and make-up look nice too.
but the white dress is too billowy and maybe even too big. her hair and make-up look kind of horrendous. her lipstick is very pink!
FACE | July 8, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I would maul it with a foot of Louisiana black snake
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Randal | July 8, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Please erupt violently inside my super-tight, sunshine and lollipopped lubricated anus.
SIncerely,
Randal
fance | July 8, 2009 at 12:53 pm
cute
wtf | July 8, 2009 at 12:59 pm
@5 “Tiny people are usually horrible in bed” <– are you talking from experience with “tiny people” ? and what is a tiny person….actual midget or just shorter than most ppl? I am short and I am amazing in bed so I am curious what you are basing that comment on. I guess if you were talking about tiny men then it might make some kind of sense….
Rodham | July 8, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Randal wants to have her baby. He’s such a bitch!
Guyinaz | July 8, 2009 at 1:03 pm
It looks like she’s had a nose job recently
andy7171 | July 8, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Best she’s looked, IMHO! LOL at #4
jlylec | July 8, 2009 at 1:18 pm
holy shit she’s getting hotter by the day. i’d do anything and everything to this tasty little munchkin.
tiny people are good in bed cause they’re light and nimble…i’m sure you fatsos wouldn’t know anything about this since you’re generally whacking it or bedding gargantuans.
Spiderman | July 8, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Spidey would lover for her practice her kung-fu grip on his trouser snake.
Whatta honey pie | July 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm
What a glorious natural beauty…she needs no makeup, so sad to see it over done. But she’s glorious. Those of you saying she needs bigger boobs need bigger brains. She’s perfect as she is.
Deacon Jones | July 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm
mmm, TASTY.
18 year old with too much makeup = coercible = does anal, BJs
RichPort's Ghost | July 8, 2009 at 1:38 pm
This hot little chick’s a keeper… plus you can take her shopping at the Barbie section, so everyone’s a winner.
Mohammed | July 8, 2009 at 1:42 pm
She would get it hard, right in the ear.
Love me some midget ear, yessir.
Ing | July 8, 2009 at 1:43 pm
#5 – the tinier, the tighter
it’s the model-types who suck in bed, cause they dont have to try, they just have to look hot.
never had a bad time with a short girl.
the problem must be you.
spiderman | July 8, 2009 at 1:43 pm
“8 year old with too much makeup = coercible = does anal, BJs”= swallows
spiderman | July 8, 2009 at 1:45 pm
that cut and paste came out all wrong…. 18 NOT 8. crap.
dk | July 8, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Ugh!!! What the fuck fish!!! Please post some good looking bitches once in awhile, please!
This bitch has to spread her stubs just so the fat on her inner thighs dont touch. What a fucking little pig
lulu | July 8, 2009 at 1:52 pm
nice looking midget
dk | July 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Ugh!!! What the fuck fish!!! Please post some good looking bitches once in awhile, please!
This bitch has to spread her stubs just so the fat on her inner thighs dont touch. What a fucking little pig
Do_Freebird | July 8, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Yo Fish!!! I can’t believe that you said ” before slathering herself in make-up”. Have you seen the pictures of Janice Dickerson, Christina Aguilera, and the rest?
I looked at the pics that accompanied the links, and as a 57 year old father, I’d be proud to have a daughter such as Hayden (in an Ozark Mountain kind of way).
Question: What is the most confusing holiday in the Ozarks?
Answer: Fathers day.
Question: How can you tell the tooth brush was invented in the Ozarks?
Answer: Anywhere else, and it would have been called the teeth brush.
Kim (not Kardashian) | July 8, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Didn’t Marcia Brady wear that same dress (in the first pics) in that episode where Greg breaks her nose with a football?
Phloo | July 8, 2009 at 2:21 pm
#35
i think you should send in some pics of yourself for all of us to critique
how bout it?
Vince Lombardi | July 8, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Her publicist should be sacked. She should never have allowed Hayden to be photographed standing in front of others whilst standing atop only one fruit crate (photo 1, for those of you playing along at home).
pappy smeary | July 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm
hickory dickory dock
my balls fell outta my jock
i layed them to rest on hayden’s chest
and paddled her face with my cock…
Ohhhh
Hough Jass | July 8, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I’d premiere her stuff.
Death2Speidi | July 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I need that dress. Anyone know the designer, please post.
Death2Speidi | July 8, 2009 at 2:56 pm
…hopefull they make it in a size other than ‘midget’.
dk | July 8, 2009 at 3:07 pm
NP, go to myspace/rogueserpent.com and friend request me, im smoking hot bitch.
White | July 8, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Mr.Class is a comical genius. xD
dk | July 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Shit, I forgot, my inner thighs dont touch, unless you count my huge third leg swinging back and forth, damn bruises…
Deacon Jones | July 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm
@32
Sure!
dk | July 8, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Shit, I forgot, my inner thighs dont touch, unless you count my huge third leg swinging back and forth, damn bruises…
Delgo | July 8, 2009 at 3:17 pm
She probably tastes like rabbit.
Hefe | July 8, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I’d eat that beaver from behind for days.