Hayden Panettiere premieres stuff

July 8th, 2009 // 75 Comments

Here’s Hayden Panettiere promoting her new movie I Love You, Beth Cooper on MTV yesterday afternoon before slathering herself in make-up to attend the premiere later that evening. You figure she’d wear the hotter outfit for the big premiere, but then again, I also figured she’d give me a pot of gold if I said her name backwards. Life’s funny sometimes.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. Que

    Que like the smurfs.

  2. That’s a cute dress! …i bet this will be the only “non-perverse” comment under this post.

  3. Mr. Class

    Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, lubricated vagina.

    Sincerely,
    Mr. Class

  4. John The Lumberjack

    I would split her like new pine.

  5. ph7

    Is it normal to want to bang a midget? Her thighs are like butter, but she’s so tiny it’s bizarre. Tiny people are usualy horrible in bed.

  6. blp

    Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, lubricated vagina before Mr. Class. He can have sloppy seconds.

  7. Venom

    Hot.

  8. Mr. Class

    Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, blp lubricated, semen-soaked vagina.

    Sincerely,
    Mr. Class

  9. Valerie

    3-6-8–fucking well played!

  10. odb

    Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, lubricated anus.
    Sincerely,
    Mitt

  11. Ego

    She needs implants.

  12. Jesus!

    How do these fucking spam ads get past the fucking moderator? It fucking pisses me off! Fuck

  13. Mr. Class

    Please allow me to erupt violently inside any super-tight, blp or Mitt lubricated, semen-soaked orifice of any kind.

    Sincerely,
    Mr. Class

  14. Harry

    The mini dress goes well with the “f..k me heels”.

  15. taylor

    the pink dress is cute and flattering. her hair and make-up look nice too.

    but the white dress is too billowy and maybe even too big. her hair and make-up look kind of horrendous. her lipstick is very pink!

  16. FACE

    I would maul it with a foot of Louisiana black snake

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  18. Randal

    Please erupt violently inside my super-tight, sunshine and lollipopped lubricated anus.

    SIncerely,
    Randal

  19. fance

    cute

  20. wtf

    @5 “Tiny people are usually horrible in bed” <– are you talking from experience with “tiny people” ? and what is a tiny person….actual midget or just shorter than most ppl? I am short and I am amazing in bed so I am curious what you are basing that comment on. I guess if you were talking about tiny men then it might make some kind of sense….

  21. Rodham

    Randal wants to have her baby. He’s such a bitch!

  22. Guyinaz

    It looks like she’s had a nose job recently

  23. andy7171

    Best she’s looked, IMHO! LOL at #4

  24. jlylec

    holy shit she’s getting hotter by the day. i’d do anything and everything to this tasty little munchkin.

    tiny people are good in bed cause they’re light and nimble…i’m sure you fatsos wouldn’t know anything about this since you’re generally whacking it or bedding gargantuans.

  25. Spiderman

    Spidey would lover for her practice her kung-fu grip on his trouser snake.

  26. Whatta honey pie

    What a glorious natural beauty…she needs no makeup, so sad to see it over done. But she’s glorious. Those of you saying she needs bigger boobs need bigger brains. She’s perfect as she is.

  27. Deacon Jones

    mmm, TASTY.

    18 year old with too much makeup = coercible = does anal, BJs

  28. This hot little chick’s a keeper… plus you can take her shopping at the Barbie section, so everyone’s a winner.

  29. Mohammed

    She would get it hard, right in the ear.

    Love me some midget ear, yessir.

  30. Ing

    #5 – the tinier, the tighter

    it’s the model-types who suck in bed, cause they dont have to try, they just have to look hot.

    never had a bad time with a short girl.

    the problem must be you.

  31. spiderman

    “8 year old with too much makeup = coercible = does anal, BJs”= swallows

  32. spiderman

    that cut and paste came out all wrong…. 18 NOT 8. crap.

  33. dk

    Ugh!!! What the fuck fish!!! Please post some good looking bitches once in awhile, please!

    This bitch has to spread her stubs just so the fat on her inner thighs dont touch. What a fucking little pig

  34. lulu

    nice looking midget

  35. dk

    Ugh!!! What the fuck fish!!! Please post some good looking bitches once in awhile, please!

    This bitch has to spread her stubs just so the fat on her inner thighs dont touch. What a fucking little pig

  36. Do_Freebird

    Yo Fish!!! I can’t believe that you said ” before slathering herself in make-up”. Have you seen the pictures of Janice Dickerson, Christina Aguilera, and the rest?

    I looked at the pics that accompanied the links, and as a 57 year old father, I’d be proud to have a daughter such as Hayden (in an Ozark Mountain kind of way).

    Question: What is the most confusing holiday in the Ozarks?
    Answer: Fathers day.

    Question: How can you tell the tooth brush was invented in the Ozarks?
    Answer: Anywhere else, and it would have been called the teeth brush.

  37. Kim (not Kardashian)

    Didn’t Marcia Brady wear that same dress (in the first pics) in that episode where Greg breaks her nose with a football?

  38. Phloo

    #35

    i think you should send in some pics of yourself for all of us to critique
    how bout it?

  39. Vince Lombardi

    Her publicist should be sacked. She should never have allowed Hayden to be photographed standing in front of others whilst standing atop only one fruit crate (photo 1, for those of you playing along at home).

  40. pappy smeary

    hickory dickory dock
    my balls fell outta my jock
    i layed them to rest on hayden’s chest
    and paddled her face with my cock…

    Ohhhh

  41. Hough Jass

    I’d premiere her stuff.

  42. Death2Speidi

    I need that dress. Anyone know the designer, please post.

  43. Death2Speidi

    …hopefull they make it in a size other than ‘midget’.

  44. dk

    NP, go to myspace/rogueserpent.com and friend request me, im smoking hot bitch.

  45. Mr.Class is a comical genius. xD

  46. dk

    Shit, I forgot, my inner thighs dont touch, unless you count my huge third leg swinging back and forth, damn bruises…

  47. Deacon Jones

    @32
    Sure!

  48. dk

    Shit, I forgot, my inner thighs dont touch, unless you count my huge third leg swinging back and forth, damn bruises…

  49. Delgo

    She probably tastes like rabbit.

  50. Hefe

    I’d eat that beaver from behind for days.

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