Halle Berry’s boyfriend is making me look bad

July 8th, 2009 // 103 Comments

Halle Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took their baby Nahla on vacation to Miami this week where Gabriel decided to strut his six-pack abs all over the place. So, what? You think you’re better than me because you’re insanely beautiful and bed Halle Berry on a daily basis? Yeah, well, last night I drank beer out of a can while watching Internet porn and sobbing alone in my room. Who’s the cool guy now? SWISH!

EDIT: After rereading my comments, I realize I made a mistake here. Which is why I’d like to apologize to Gabriel because no one deserves to be smoked like that. Friends?

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  1. gina edmunds

    holy christ i never realised men were made like that ( looks like he literally came out of my fantasies i swear!! ) talk about an angel from god……. ( Corny line i know ) but habba habba!!

  2. Halle thinks shes WHITE

    @27 Your right he its a shame he ended up with someone 10 years older and black. Their baby is ugly and she seems like a pedophile. He is most likely with her for fame and thats why he wont marry her. And sorry multi-racial babies are ugly in my opinion. They look odd.

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