Halle Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took their baby Nahla on vacation to Miami this week where Gabriel decided to strut his six-pack abs all over the place. So, what? You think you’re better than me because you’re insanely beautiful and bed Halle Berry on a daily basis? Yeah, well, last night I drank beer out of a can while watching Internet porn and sobbing alone in my room. Who’s the cool guy now? SWISH!
EDIT: After rereading my comments, I realize I made a mistake here. Which is why I’d like to apologize to Gabriel because no one deserves to be smoked like that. Friends?
Photos: Splash News
Nick | July 8, 2009 at 1:02 pm
FIRST!
Nick | July 8, 2009 at 1:02 pm
FIRST!
NICK | July 8, 2009 at 1:03 pm
FIRST!
the infamous danielle | July 8, 2009 at 1:05 pm
1-2-3 yes, first to buttfuck yourself twice. congrats!
Shawna | July 8, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Last!
Maggie | July 8, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Why do we care who’s first
Maggie | July 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Why do we care again who is first?
uh | July 8, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Yea he’s good-looking, but I’m not thinking about sex. Is that impossible for guys. Like, if they see a hot girl, do they automatically start imagining how they want to plow her?
Vacation | November 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Yes, hot women make me think about ‘plowing’ them. it’s natural. If not, we wouldn’t survive as a species. LOL.
Hitwoman | July 8, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Is that Ryan O’Neil behind Gabriel in the last photo?
Yep | July 8, 2009 at 1:34 pm
#8
Yep!! That’s how God wired men, they seriously always feel the need to breed. True Story.
gotmilk? | July 8, 2009 at 1:39 pm
eh he doesn’t do anything for me.
Amy | July 8, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I’d give it a go if he came with a paper bag.
RichPort's Ghost | July 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm
#12 – I sincerely hope by “came” you don’t mean “ejaculate”…
jamie foxx | July 8, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I bust a nut on your ho in front of millions!
e-rock | July 8, 2009 at 2:00 pm
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!! He looks like an angel that fell from the sky and landed his pecker in Halle Berry’s holy vagina to produce the most beautiful baby I think I have EVER seen!!!! That is probably the best looking family I have ever seen in my life. Halle, you are one lucky lady!!!
GOD DAMN look at those abs!!!! krikey!
jenna | July 8, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I don´t know why but I find men who are models extremely boring and not at all interesting…
He doesn´t do anything for me either!
e-rock | July 8, 2009 at 2:17 pm
By the way Fish, THANK YOU FOR REMEMBERING THERE ARE HOT BLOODED WOMEN THAT COME ON THIS SITE TOO!!! You almost lost me as a fan, with all of the damn bikini posts, and of couse all of the Megan Fox posts. It was really starting to get fishy around here (pun intended). I don’t mind the occasional bikini post, but you really should throw more shirtless HOT men pics in there too!! SO THANK YOU!!!
One more thing, feel free to add any Gerard Butler pics if you come across them? pretty please? teehee.
sizzzzzle | July 8, 2009 at 2:23 pm
HOT DAMN!!! this guy is the most perfect man ever!! my panties are wet….
Sonya | July 8, 2009 at 2:43 pm
WOW that man is HOT!
puhleeze | July 8, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I bet he uses an ab lounge AND a thighmaster to work out.
Smizzle | July 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm
He looks like Sawyer from Lost.
YEAH | July 8, 2009 at 3:34 pm
hell yes more gerard butler
Hash | July 8, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Meh, he’s a white dude married to a suicidal black woman. I do not envy him.
Iona Knipple | July 8, 2009 at 3:51 pm
A dream come true of a man -WOW- he is just perfect.
Iona Knipple | July 8, 2009 at 3:51 pm
A dream come true of a man -WOW- he is just perfect.
Collar out | July 8, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Move over MJ Hallie’s another member of the “whitey-white” club…
Degraded Standards | July 8, 2009 at 3:56 pm
He obviously lowered his standards considerably to settle for this used up washed out rag doll…..
The Rake | July 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Tell this guy to mix in some bicep curls and weighted pull ups…I mean, anyone can get abs without eating…look at Christian Bale in “The Machinist.”
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
ferlo | July 8, 2009 at 4:10 pm
@ 15: I second that.
They’re absolutely gorgeous. (all three)
sapphire eyes | July 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Move over, Angelina and Brad. There’s a new most beautiful family around. Handle that man with oven gloves, that man is smokin’ hot.
lol | July 8, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Shes 1/2 white you bunch of stupids
sunshine | July 8, 2009 at 4:22 pm
#15 & #29 ~ I totally agree, what a gorgeous family.
aury | July 8, 2009 at 4:40 pm
yummy. i could eat him alive.
Darth | July 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm
He’s working out at least four times a week!
Scarah | July 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm
#31 You made me laugh out loud at work. Thought you should know.
Why did she name her daughter Nalah? To me, she has completely wiped out all credibility with being an interesting and creative person. I mean for christ’s sake jon & kate name one of their DOGS Nalah…the fact that I know that is so sad I think I’m gonna cry…
sohaan | July 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm
dang they getin all the good ones i’d b better off a a pon star
http://tinyurl.com/adgeb4
quack | July 8, 2009 at 5:14 pm
picture 8–
cue automatic meltdownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
on his own, he’s alright, but as a part of this ridiculously gorgeous family he’s golden.
Jaxon | July 8, 2009 at 5:15 pm
He’s got big ole wide womanly hips. A man is supposed to taper down to narrow hips. Not his.
But their baby is stunning.
Rhialto | July 8, 2009 at 5:22 pm
This is the best solution if you want a ‘foreign’ kid.
ardgelina | July 8, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Wow… most beautiful family ever!!!!! We all know that little gorgeous girl will grow up to be a super model for sure!!!!! LOVELY!
zuma | July 8, 2009 at 6:19 pm
When did Halle start dating K-Fed?
finku | July 8, 2009 at 6:30 pm
That kid is going to be insanely handsome…But She looks like her husband housekeeper…
rt | July 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm
@42 LOL That’s exactly what I was thinking after looking at pic #3.
alex | July 8, 2009 at 6:44 pm
#41
Sad to say, but he doesn’t just look like K-Fed. He’s also as intelligent as K-Fed.
quincy | July 8, 2009 at 6:51 pm
The baby won’t look so good when it starts to grow Halle’s original nose.
sybil | July 8, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Come on! Don’t put your baby in a hotel pool until she’s been toilet trained or at least use a swim diaper.
black & beautiful | July 8, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Damn these are some gorgeous people. Congrats to Halle for landing the finest white boy on the PLANET!!!
Tom K | July 8, 2009 at 8:16 pm
#45 LOL!!!!!! I was thinking the same thing. Once she starts growing that treasure troll nose that Halle used to have we will see how pretty she really is when she grows up.
Right now cute kid
Rachizzo | July 8, 2009 at 9:36 pm
there aren’t enough fans in the world to cool me off. that man is HOTTTTTT! more please! I never thought i could be even more jealous of Halle Berry, but dayummmmmmmmmmmm. These two need to get to work on populating the earth with more beautiful people stat. and maybe let me watch.
luzma | July 8, 2009 at 10:12 pm
he’s perfect, and nahla its so gorgeous! lovely family