Halle Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took their baby Nahla on vacation to Miami this week where Gabriel decided to strut his six-pack abs all over the place. So, what? You think you’re better than me because you’re insanely beautiful and bed Halle Berry on a daily basis? Yeah, well, last night I drank beer out of a can while watching Internet porn and sobbing alone in my room. Who’s the cool guy now? SWISH!
EDIT: After rereading my comments, I realize I made a mistake here. Which is why I’d like to apologize to Gabriel because no one deserves to be smoked like that. Friends?