Megan Fox and Cate Blanchett spent some time together at Fashion Week in Paris yesterday which is a combination I would’ve never seen coming. Mostly because Cate can act while Megan doesn’t need to because she has $20 grand worth of silicone bolted to her chest and the ass of a Greek goddess. But yet Cate gets all the Oscars. You make me sick, Hollywood. Sick, I say!
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penis | July 8, 2009 at 12:16 am
My penis hangs out my pants.
Peter Potamus | July 8, 2009 at 12:21 am
Ya get that thing I sentcha?
uh | July 8, 2009 at 12:22 am
Oh come on. She does not look good in those pics. She just doesn’t. Her skin is a different color from the rest of her body, she’s wearing too much makeup and she’s got that weird expression on her face. It’s too much. It’s just too much.
Beavis | July 8, 2009 at 12:22 am
No doubt the girl is hot, but she’s kinda tranny-ing it up in these pictures.
uh | July 8, 2009 at 12:25 am
Oh, I meant her face is a different color from the rest of her body in #3.
anon | July 8, 2009 at 12:32 am
her foundation is waaay too light and it looks like she was drunk when she put on her lipstick…
Jennyjenjen | July 8, 2009 at 12:39 am
Cate is light years more beautiful, talented and classy. No comparison.
alisa | July 8, 2009 at 12:42 am
i doubt whoever did her makeup will get to again……. they made this gorgeous………. very fake plastic surgery addict… but still gorgeous girl look like crap
Binky | July 8, 2009 at 1:06 am
Cate Blanchett : So…… Do you have any tattoos of any animals ?
Megan Fox : I was thinking of getting one of a fox.
Cate Blanchett : Oh.
camel_toe | July 8, 2009 at 1:14 am
i bet she was such a bitch in high school.
captain america | July 8, 2009 at 1:17 am
compare this “DUSTBIN” to a dead body.
be honest: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE, folks?
captain america | July 8, 2009 at 1:19 am
O.K., a dead body has no lipstick.
Beastman AIDS | July 8, 2009 at 1:22 am
Cate is definately the classier lady here.
Binky | July 8, 2009 at 1:23 am
#11 – You sure remind me a lot of that Gerald Vanderberg – Vector Motors guy.
Is that you Gerry ?
…”be honest: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE, folks?”
That type of thing.
tj | July 8, 2009 at 1:34 am
again her neck is just wrong wrong wrong… along with the light coloured make up. Cate’s skin is luminous!
sha | July 8, 2009 at 1:39 am
that make up is just awful.
cate probably had an allergy just sitting this close to this skank.
devilsrain | July 8, 2009 at 2:09 am
Check out that throat in pic 6. Takin alot of cock down there lately Megan?
kristen | July 8, 2009 at 2:13 am
Did Megan Fox get her eyebrows tattooed or what?
maybeitsmaybeline | July 8, 2009 at 2:14 am
Note to Megan Fox: you don’t need full night time make up all the time. She looks overly done up
maggie | July 8, 2009 at 2:26 am
Who gives a shit.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | July 8, 2009 at 2:33 am
(LIVE FROM CHINA)
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. My friend ‘Frank’ from 16th floor come over…Hello ‘Frank’
‘Frank’ from 16th Floor: Hi everybody. I’m over at Knee’s – He’s up on 17 – I’m down on 16.
Knee Ya Ha Ha: Right. So ‘Frank’ (.Wait a sec. Just receive a text.)
re #9 Binkwad was rather mean at # 9 and has sent his apology to ‘Nether Land’ Ranch in respect of Mike Jackson.
‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : Very touching.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Right. Been busy – haven’t really checked this this yet – but apparently ‘Frank’ – Heidi and Spencer could be Truthers. Any preliminary comments ‘Frank’ ?
‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : Respect.
Maria | July 8, 2009 at 3:02 am
Oh big deal, foundation mishap..happens to nearly every woman once or twice. She’s still a total babe, I adore her. She’s perfection. I think she looks great, minus the whitish face.
Binky | July 8, 2009 at 3:02 am
(Well. Ok I must admit I have a rather low Alex Jones tolerance level.
Couldn’t be bothered to listen to that #21 crap…relied on Cliff Notes)
Megan and Cate look gr8 !!!
Maria | July 8, 2009 at 3:04 am
By the way, I doubt she does her own makeup for public nights out like this. Blame this on the person who did her makeup, not her.
taylor | July 8, 2009 at 3:07 am
megan looks plain SCARY. i agree, she does resemble a corpse.
cate, on the other hand, is absolutely gorgeous! although she must have had the crap scared out of her when she first saw the ghostly/vampirish megan.
at least she’s trying to politely make conversation with her. unfortunatley, megan doesn’t seem to give a crap. SKANK!
a | July 8, 2009 at 3:26 am
Wow! her foundation really is a whole other shade than the rest of her body. she’s really stand offish in nature too….
Knee Ya Ha Ha | July 8, 2009 at 3:26 am
Gr8 points all # 24-25 ( inclusive) ….so….
So. #24 ‘Maria’ and # 25 ‘taylor’
What you twying to sway here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
AnnaDraconida | July 8, 2009 at 3:36 am
She is constantly squinting & pouting. Is this woman even capable of having a relaxed, natural facial expression? And LOL @ the makeup. The Joker would approve.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | July 8, 2009 at 3:39 am
Well ok #26.
How about you as well …?
Inside job?
How about the monotone robot voice on this link ?
Leonard Cohen : When they said repent.
Repent.
I wondered what they meant….
carly | July 8, 2009 at 3:47 am
what do #27 and #29 mean by “inside job” ?
Binky | July 8, 2009 at 3:59 am
#30 Apparently some people – including over 700 architects and engineers are having a few problems with ‘free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure’ – you know – that type of thing.
The collapse of the twin towers is physically impossible – no resistance from the the undamaged steel structure below the impact. IT’S IMPOSSIBLE. Maybe read a book some time.
INSIDE JOB ?
Looks like the buildings have been brought down by controlled demolition -leading to two wars and many deaths of our brothers and sisters.
Comments # 30 ?
Zee Brat | July 8, 2009 at 4:10 am
Not too much make up at all…
Kristin | July 8, 2009 at 4:17 am
lip collagen AND lipliner painted wayy outside the lips well hell…
Cliff Notes | July 8, 2009 at 4:18 am
So.
#32 Zee Brat.
U Merican ?
jimbo | July 8, 2009 at 4:18 am
Why would the worst actress working today decide to sit next to the great Cate Blanchett? Was Meryl Streep unavailable? It’s like a retard deciding to take a seat next to Stephen Hawking.
Cliff Notes | July 8, 2009 at 4:24 am
# 33 How about you Kristin ?
Ever had a few problems with your moving company ?
That type of thing ?
These Jersey people seem to have bailed… Wait a sec while I check the date…..
Oh.
Galtacticus | July 8, 2009 at 4:43 am
Hello! Cate Blanchett,Meryl Streep,Glenn Close,Helen mirren and so on.She’s obvious looking for actresses she can identify with.
Darth | July 8, 2009 at 5:15 am
I didn’t know that they both have a passion for shopping! *Gasp*
md | July 8, 2009 at 6:07 am
I’m sure Cate was simply looking for some acting tips after seeing Megan’s tour de force performance in Jennifer’s Body.
alex | July 8, 2009 at 6:54 am
I think I need to say, just for the record, that not all chicks with big boobs have had implants. I have no idea whether Megan’s boobs are real or not, but some of us have real ones.
Erica | July 8, 2009 at 7:18 am
#40 but most of you are fat. Just saying.
Dave | July 8, 2009 at 7:29 am
@41 So true, so true
Suzy | July 8, 2009 at 7:30 am
would hate to sit or be anywhere near megan fox, especially if i was 40 like cate blanchett…bad makeup or not, you can’t deny MF is very hot.
andy7171 | July 8, 2009 at 7:49 am
I’m fairly certain that MF’s boobs are real. You can tell from that topless scene in Jennifers Body.
….just sayin’.
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Person | July 8, 2009 at 9:03 am
They both look good, but I wish I could look at pictures of Cate every day. She is the epitome.
Putain de fumier!!!! | July 8, 2009 at 9:24 am
Shitty makeup! But still i’d love to see megan eat out cate! Hot MILF i must say!
Maniacfive | July 8, 2009 at 9:24 am
I’ve always thought Cate Blanchett was hot, in a classically hot way. Whereas Megan Fox is what a teenage boy describes as hot, especially in these pictures. I’m so over her.
havoc | July 8, 2009 at 9:30 am
This chick’s mouth was designed, by God, for blowjobs….
Dayum….
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