Hayden Panettiere is wearing a thong

July 7th, 2009 // 69 Comments

Hayden Panettiere stopped by Letterman last night wearing a partially see-through black dress which was kind of awesome. Unfortunately, what wasn’t so awesome is hearing her talk. And that’s not a misogynstic joke or anything. She’s just really, really boring. I tried to pay attention to her go on about dolphins, but all I wanted to do was shove a gun in my mouth and pray for sweet death. Honestly, I don’t know how Dave does it. Besides the fact he makes enough money to go home, shove his feet in two dolphin’s blowholes and wear them as slippers while skeet-shooting Heroes DVDs. That’s probably it.

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  1. mer

    Oh good, more media-sexualized children.

  2. lauren

    Does she not realize she is a role model? There are 16-year-olds who are going to copy this look now. Maybe this would look appropriate on a 32-year-old, but not on a 19-year-old who portrays a teenager on television and is currently the covergirl for Seventeen magazine.

  3. Midget Cricket bitch...

    …posing with mommy dearest.

    She looks very uncomfortable, like she just put on a tin suit.

    This midget fits the “butch” stereotype perfectly.

  4. raoulduke

    I’m pretty sure that dress is doing a damn good job sexualizing her, even without the media’s help.

  5. The 'A' Man

    Celebs are sluts!!!

  6. Where are my shoulder pads and helmet?
    Dive right – #2 hole and break.

  7. Superbiggerevil

    I got through 13 seconds and had to stop before I bled out through my ears.

  8. That dude in the red must be a jockey.

  9. sara

    Stupid little ho is so short you’d think you’d at least get to see her from head to toe in at least the majority of these…

    #3 and if you look for her as a role model then you are fuckin stupid…celebrities never come out and say “hey i’m a role model” its people like you who automatically make these idiotic assumptions. Its your responsibility to teach your kids right and wrong and as much as i dont care for hayden that rule should apply to her as well

  10. Daddy -0

    I’m hard right now

  11. Deacon Jones

    @3
    “but not on a 19-year-old who portrays a teenager on television and is currently the covergirl for Seventeen magazine.”

    You obviously have never met a man in your life

  12. quake

    I’d let her shit in my eyes.

  13. Cash

    The sad part is, she actually thinks anyone gives a shit about her thoughts on the dolphins. I’m getting tired of these new actresses, Megan Fox included, who delude themselves by believing anyone would know their names if not for their looks.

    Look honey, just stand there, look pretty, and spit out your lines. Don’t like the sound of that? Go to Harvard and get an advanced degree in something, and make an honest living like the rest of us who didn’t win the big prize in the Pick 6 genetics lottery. Kay?

  14. G&T

    #3 Deems her attire only appropriate >32 year olds?!?

    I’m trying to imagine #3 at age 19, and I see a lot of snickers bars, religious paraphernalia, and longing for human contact.
    Actually, that’s how I envision you now. (oh, and with a big FUPA too…)

  15. someguy

    Where’s the thong?

  16. lizzy

    this dress is absolutely fantastic. it’s so beautiful, she looks great!

    and god, whoever is upset that a ‘role model’ is wearing something like this needs to relax. as if shit like this is available to 14 year old girls.

  17. claire

    SKANKY AND UNFLATTERING.

    she has the body of a stocky adolescent boy.

  18. Rhialto

    Ever seen a dolphin wearing a dress? The dress she’s wearing is a tribute to the dolphins.

  19. America'sraunchy-it-is-what-it-is

    People, grow up. She does it to herself. If most people thought she was too short/ too young/ too manish do you think she would be a star? But she is talentless and a household name. Why do you think that is? Is it the media or is it her? Bunch of ideologues and emotional cripples…grow up and see how the world really is.

  20. cd

    it would look better on a 32 year old? please! try your ass is too old to wear shit like that. these outfits are made for her age. don’t kid yourself .

  21. Dura

    I met her in Manhattan and she’s real cute in person. Real friendly and sweet.
    If she knew the things that were going on in my head at that time she’s throw up and run in fear.

    Here’s to looking forward to the future stolen sex tape she’s stupid enough to make.

  22. Andy

    holy lord

  23. is that a dress or a tablecloth?

  24. Venom

    She looks gad damn hot.

  25. She almost makes me want to give up young Thai boys.

    Hey now!

  26. Hopefully Japanese scientist are working on a click and sniff for the internets! that’s the only thing this dress is lacking…

  27. oh yea

    “There are 16-year-olds who are going to copy this look now.”

    Yes and? Well done Hayden I say.

  28. Parker

    Once again I’m seeing myself pick this little midget up, wedge my dick into her ass, then walk around the neighborhood with her while her little midget legs kick back and forth trying to touch the ground.

  29. Scott

    “3. lauren – July 7, 2009 3:47 PM

    Does she not realize she is a role model? There are 16-year-olds who are going to copy this look now. Maybe this would look appropriate on a 32-year-old, but not on a 19-year-old who portrays a teenager on television and is currently the covergirl for Seventeen magazine.”

    Ahahahaha……seriously? hahahahahahaha….are you her keeper now? She’s over 18, last I checked, and therefore, she can pretty much wear whatever the fuck she wants….get over it…..if there’s a 16 yr old dressing like this (there’s a stretch) how about holding the parents accountable? No no- we should blame Hayden- it’s all her fault!! *yawn*

    Not only that…..you do realize where the hell you’re posting this, correct? Wrong board to try and bitch about the moral high road.

  30. Deacon Jones

    @29
    While she’s making a sandwich? lol

  31. jyf

    holy fuck.
    lol @for letterman.
    way to go absurdly overboard.

  32. JPRichardson

    Tight, beautiful, athletic body. Great ass.

  33. Funeral Guy

    She might be a world class moron, but I’d like to chew that dress right off her.

  34. Tad Bit Tipsy

    @13, you rule… I laughed so hard I shit myself and some got in my eyes, now I guess we both have pink eye.

  35. Scott

    “18. claire – July 7, 2009 4:15 PM

    SKANKY AND UNFLATTERING.

    she has the body of a stocky adolescent boy.”

    *Yawn*…..yea yea, fuck off. Just because you couldn’t fit your pork rind ass into that dress and you in a thong probably looks like you’re baking bread wrapped in a piece of dental floss, stop criticizing, you just sound like a jealous whiney bitch.

  36. Fribble

    Jesus, she looks more and more like Elizabeth Taylor every day.
    The middle-aged, fat-faced, alcoholic Elizabeth Taylor.
    She’s going to be brutal to look at when she’s 30.

  37. radio_babylon

    @2:

    this might come as a shock to you, but about the time i started sprouting hair, i started wanting to bang my hot young female peers, no media assistance required. in the (way too many) intervening years since, nothing about that situation has changed.

    the media doesnt make hot young trim sexy. BEING hot young trim makes you sexy, little black dress or otherwise.

  38. Scott

    “37. Fribble – July 7, 2009 5:31 PM

    Jesus, she looks more and more like Elizabeth Taylor every day.
    The middle-aged, fat-faced, alcoholic Elizabeth Taylor.
    She’s going to be brutal to look at when she’s 30.”

    Yea….ok. She’s in horrific shape and has such a terrible face. The closest those two have in common is they both have a fucking E in their first name….just quit while you’re behind. She may not be a fucking 10, but she sure as fuck doesnt look nearly as bad as your dumb ass makes our out to…flinging insults w no merit doesnt make you sound witty….just bitter.

  39. stiff

    These photo’s make my penis go all hard and stuff.

  40. kimo

    HAHAHA at least she is not goin comando LMAO

  41. Leprophiliac

    Can someone tell me where the freakin’ thong is?

  42. kimo

    #42 you can barely see it on the left side it is grey

  43. Cool Luke

    Lisa Kudrow’s stumpy mini-me twin :-0

  44. Joe

    The dress isn’t see through it is flesh colored under the black

  45. joe blow

    @#45

    THANK YOU!!!! I’m glad someone other than me noticed that everyone is getting bent out of shape or hard because of a dress that doesn’t even show anything!!!

  46. jaybeegee

    @45, 46

    You two are obviously blind. The dress IS see-through, and trying to convince yourself otherwise doesn’t change that fact. Just accept that she makes you horny and get over yourself.

  47. Jess

    Where did her tattoo go?!

  48. kay

    People are getting worked up over nothing. I’m sure those who are commenting are old ladies who couldn’t pull it off. The dress is fine and I’m sure the reaction would be different if she was a bit older. At least she wasn’t naked and actually wore underwear. Until she flashes her crotch or boobs then we’ll talk, until then she’s not little anymore so get over it.

  49. YDC

    @3 – Hey dumbass, she’s not role model, she’s a dirty little whore. Check out Hayden at age 15… real role model, smoking & partying w/ Hilton.

    If she smokes, she pokes…. like I said, what a little pig.

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