Hayden Panettiere stopped by Letterman last night wearing a partially see-through black dress which was kind of awesome. Unfortunately, what wasn’t so awesome is hearing her talk. And that’s not a misogynstic joke or anything. She’s just really, really boring. I tried to pay attention to her go on about dolphins, but all I wanted to do was shove a gun in my mouth and pray for sweet death. Honestly, I don’t know how Dave does it. Besides the fact he makes enough money to go home, shove his feet in two dolphin’s blowholes and wear them as slippers while skeet-shooting Heroes DVDs. That’s probably it.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
jim | July 7, 2009 at 3:42 pm
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mer | July 7, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Oh good, more media-sexualized children.
lauren | July 7, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Does she not realize she is a role model? There are 16-year-olds who are going to copy this look now. Maybe this would look appropriate on a 32-year-old, but not on a 19-year-old who portrays a teenager on television and is currently the covergirl for Seventeen magazine.
Midget Cricket bitch... | July 7, 2009 at 3:48 pm
…posing with mommy dearest.
She looks very uncomfortable, like she just put on a tin suit.
This midget fits the “butch” stereotype perfectly.
raoulduke | July 7, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I’m pretty sure that dress is doing a damn good job sexualizing her, even without the media’s help.
The 'A' Man | July 7, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Celebs are sluts!!!
Pick # 16 says it all... | July 7, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Where are my shoulder pads and helmet?
Dive right – #2 hole and break.
Superbiggerevil | July 7, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I got through 13 seconds and had to stop before I bled out through my ears.
RichPort's Ghost | July 7, 2009 at 3:58 pm
That dude in the red must be a jockey.
sara | July 7, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Stupid little ho is so short you’d think you’d at least get to see her from head to toe in at least the majority of these…
#3 and if you look for her as a role model then you are fuckin stupid…celebrities never come out and say “hey i’m a role model” its people like you who automatically make these idiotic assumptions. Its your responsibility to teach your kids right and wrong and as much as i dont care for hayden that rule should apply to her as well
Daddy -0 | July 7, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I’m hard right now
Deacon Jones | July 7, 2009 at 4:03 pm
@3
“but not on a 19-year-old who portrays a teenager on television and is currently the covergirl for Seventeen magazine.”
You obviously have never met a man in your life
quake | July 7, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I’d let her shit in my eyes.
Cash | July 7, 2009 at 4:07 pm
The sad part is, she actually thinks anyone gives a shit about her thoughts on the dolphins. I’m getting tired of these new actresses, Megan Fox included, who delude themselves by believing anyone would know their names if not for their looks.
Look honey, just stand there, look pretty, and spit out your lines. Don’t like the sound of that? Go to Harvard and get an advanced degree in something, and make an honest living like the rest of us who didn’t win the big prize in the Pick 6 genetics lottery. Kay?
G&T | July 7, 2009 at 4:09 pm
#3 Deems her attire only appropriate >32 year olds?!?
I’m trying to imagine #3 at age 19, and I see a lot of snickers bars, religious paraphernalia, and longing for human contact.
Actually, that’s how I envision you now. (oh, and with a big FUPA too…)
someguy | July 7, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Where’s the thong?
lizzy | July 7, 2009 at 4:14 pm
this dress is absolutely fantastic. it’s so beautiful, she looks great!
and god, whoever is upset that a ‘role model’ is wearing something like this needs to relax. as if shit like this is available to 14 year old girls.
claire | July 7, 2009 at 4:15 pm
SKANKY AND UNFLATTERING.
she has the body of a stocky adolescent boy.
Rhialto | July 7, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Ever seen a dolphin wearing a dress? The dress she’s wearing is a tribute to the dolphins.
America'sraunchy-it-is-what-it-is | July 7, 2009 at 4:17 pm
People, grow up. She does it to herself. If most people thought she was too short/ too young/ too manish do you think she would be a star? But she is talentless and a household name. Why do you think that is? Is it the media or is it her? Bunch of ideologues and emotional cripples…grow up and see how the world really is.
cd | July 7, 2009 at 4:21 pm
it would look better on a 32 year old? please! try your ass is too old to wear shit like that. these outfits are made for her age. don’t kid yourself .
Dura | July 7, 2009 at 4:22 pm
I met her in Manhattan and she’s real cute in person. Real friendly and sweet.
If she knew the things that were going on in my head at that time she’s throw up and run in fear.
Here’s to looking forward to the future stolen sex tape she’s stupid enough to make.
Andy | July 7, 2009 at 4:30 pm
holy lord
the infamous danielle | July 7, 2009 at 4:32 pm
is that a dress or a tablecloth?
Venom | July 7, 2009 at 4:34 pm
She looks gad damn hot.
Mike Walker | July 7, 2009 at 4:38 pm
She almost makes me want to give up young Thai boys.
Hey now!
ROUGH Daddy | July 7, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Hopefully Japanese scientist are working on a click and sniff for the internets! that’s the only thing this dress is lacking…
oh yea | July 7, 2009 at 4:52 pm
“There are 16-year-olds who are going to copy this look now.”
Yes and? Well done Hayden I say.
Parker | July 7, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Once again I’m seeing myself pick this little midget up, wedge my dick into her ass, then walk around the neighborhood with her while her little midget legs kick back and forth trying to touch the ground.
Scott | July 7, 2009 at 5:00 pm
“3. lauren – July 7, 2009 3:47 PM
Does she not realize she is a role model? There are 16-year-olds who are going to copy this look now. Maybe this would look appropriate on a 32-year-old, but not on a 19-year-old who portrays a teenager on television and is currently the covergirl for Seventeen magazine.”
Ahahahaha……seriously? hahahahahahaha….are you her keeper now? She’s over 18, last I checked, and therefore, she can pretty much wear whatever the fuck she wants….get over it…..if there’s a 16 yr old dressing like this (there’s a stretch) how about holding the parents accountable? No no- we should blame Hayden- it’s all her fault!! *yawn*
Not only that…..you do realize where the hell you’re posting this, correct? Wrong board to try and bitch about the moral high road.
Deacon Jones | July 7, 2009 at 5:02 pm
@29
While she’s making a sandwich? lol
jyf | July 7, 2009 at 5:04 pm
holy fuck.
lol @for letterman.
way to go absurdly overboard.
JPRichardson | July 7, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Tight, beautiful, athletic body. Great ass.
Funeral Guy | July 7, 2009 at 5:11 pm
She might be a world class moron, but I’d like to chew that dress right off her.
Tad Bit Tipsy | July 7, 2009 at 5:13 pm
@13, you rule… I laughed so hard I shit myself and some got in my eyes, now I guess we both have pink eye.
Scott | July 7, 2009 at 5:13 pm
“18. claire – July 7, 2009 4:15 PM
SKANKY AND UNFLATTERING.
she has the body of a stocky adolescent boy.”
*Yawn*…..yea yea, fuck off. Just because you couldn’t fit your pork rind ass into that dress and you in a thong probably looks like you’re baking bread wrapped in a piece of dental floss, stop criticizing, you just sound like a jealous whiney bitch.
Fribble | July 7, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Jesus, she looks more and more like Elizabeth Taylor every day.
The middle-aged, fat-faced, alcoholic Elizabeth Taylor.
She’s going to be brutal to look at when she’s 30.
radio_babylon | July 7, 2009 at 5:40 pm
@2:
this might come as a shock to you, but about the time i started sprouting hair, i started wanting to bang my hot young female peers, no media assistance required. in the (way too many) intervening years since, nothing about that situation has changed.
the media doesnt make hot young trim sexy. BEING hot young trim makes you sexy, little black dress or otherwise.
Scott | July 7, 2009 at 5:44 pm
“37. Fribble – July 7, 2009 5:31 PM
Jesus, she looks more and more like Elizabeth Taylor every day.
The middle-aged, fat-faced, alcoholic Elizabeth Taylor.
She’s going to be brutal to look at when she’s 30.”
Yea….ok. She’s in horrific shape and has such a terrible face. The closest those two have in common is they both have a fucking E in their first name….just quit while you’re behind. She may not be a fucking 10, but she sure as fuck doesnt look nearly as bad as your dumb ass makes our out to…flinging insults w no merit doesnt make you sound witty….just bitter.
stiff | July 7, 2009 at 6:13 pm
These photo’s make my penis go all hard and stuff.
kimo | July 7, 2009 at 6:42 pm
HAHAHA at least she is not goin comando LMAO
Leprophiliac | July 7, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Can someone tell me where the freakin’ thong is?
kimo | July 7, 2009 at 6:52 pm
#42 you can barely see it on the left side it is grey
Cool Luke | July 7, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Lisa Kudrow’s stumpy mini-me twin :-0
Joe | July 7, 2009 at 7:54 pm
The dress isn’t see through it is flesh colored under the black
joe blow | July 7, 2009 at 8:00 pm
@#45
THANK YOU!!!! I’m glad someone other than me noticed that everyone is getting bent out of shape or hard because of a dress that doesn’t even show anything!!!
jaybeegee | July 7, 2009 at 8:30 pm
@45, 46
You two are obviously blind. The dress IS see-through, and trying to convince yourself otherwise doesn’t change that fact. Just accept that she makes you horny and get over yourself.
Jess | July 7, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Where did her tattoo go?!
kay | July 7, 2009 at 10:03 pm
People are getting worked up over nothing. I’m sure those who are commenting are old ladies who couldn’t pull it off. The dress is fine and I’m sure the reaction would be different if she was a bit older. At least she wasn’t naked and actually wore underwear. Until she flashes her crotch or boobs then we’ll talk, until then she’s not little anymore so get over it.
YDC | July 7, 2009 at 10:04 pm
@3 – Hey dumbass, she’s not role model, she’s a dirty little whore. Check out Hayden at age 15… real role model, smoking & partying w/ Hilton.
If she smokes, she pokes…. like I said, what a little pig.