Hayden Panettiere is wearing a thong

Hayden Panettiere stopped by Letterman last night wearing a partially see-through black dress which was kind of awesome. Unfortunately, what wasn’t so awesome is hearing her talk. And that’s not a misogynstic joke or anything. She’s just really, really boring. I tried to pay attention to her go on about dolphins, but all I wanted to do was shove a gun in my mouth and pray for sweet death. Honestly, I don’t know how Dave does it. Besides the fact he makes enough money to go home, shove his feet in two dolphin’s blowholes and wear them as slippers while skeet-shooting Heroes DVDs. That’s probably it.

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