Britney Spears: Braless in Paris

An apparently Jewish Britney Spears took her kids to see the Eiffel Tower in Paris yesterday. When Sean commented “Mommy, it looks like a giant ice cream cone,” she quietly informed him only Jayden is allowed to speak before pulling a can of whipped cream out of her purse and climbing to the top. Estimated damage: $2.5 million not including Britney’s new set of teeth which early reports say she wants “made outta that sheeit on Wolverine’s bones, y’all. CHOMP CHOMP!”

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