Here’s Holly Madison, another bikini-wearing patriot, celebrating our nation’s independence in Vegas this weekend, and if only such a magical wonderland existed during our forefather’s time. Not only will gambling and prostitution be legal across this great nation, it’d be goddamn mandatory.
TIMMY: But I want to go outside with the other kids.
MOM: Not until you bang your prostitute and lose the mortgage playing craps.
TIMMY: Aw, mom…
DAD: Listen to your mother, son. And don’t go getting your wallet stolen again because I’m not buying you a new one, ya hear?
TIMMY: Yes, sir.
*sniff* Oh, to dream.
Photos: WireImage, WENN
yes, sir | July 6, 2009 at 5:57 pm
FRIST!!
Julie | July 6, 2009 at 5:57 pm
hmmm…FIRST
Meat Sweats | July 6, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I’d hit it
Julie | July 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm
I’m thinking I got this one since I’m the one who spelled it right. OK? Thanks. Ha.
The Heckler | July 6, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Holy Smokes!
Mr. Class | July 6, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Miss Madison-
Please allow me to insert my blood-engorged, stiffened penis inside your tight, lubricated vagina until it releases a copious amount salty discharge from my testicles.
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
dink squeeze | July 6, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I think her hair looks as plastic as her tits.
Boobs | July 6, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmotorboat
ROUGH Daddy | July 6, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Id hit it…but with some conditions…
-im blind fold
-shes tied up on a tree
-has candy in her belly
-and its cinco de mayo
Tina | July 6, 2009 at 6:47 pm
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David | July 6, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Did she get her tits shrunk? Did she give Kendra her used implants, since Kendra is bigger and Holly looks smaller.
poopsy | July 6, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Wtf did she do to her face…she looks older and now manly. She used to be pretty!!!
Max Planck | July 6, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Careful around those boobs…you could chip your teeth.
Beau Gart | July 6, 2009 at 7:07 pm
She’s gained a few lbs (body looks good), wearing tanner, bad dye job this go round & different eyeliner that makes her look hillbilly. Too bad fake titty-cones.
sin | July 6, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Weird. The color of her face does not match her body.
sin | July 6, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Weird. The color of her face does not match the rest of her body.
Rasputins Liver | July 6, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Er….
….yeesh….
………………….that is one slutelicious, whoreiffic, trashtastic bitch!
She makes the $10.00 whores on skid row look like $25.00 ones!
Hmm…
uh | July 6, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Yea right, you guys are way too awesome and hot to do her. Give me a fucking break. You’d be lucky for a girl like that to look at you.
what happened | July 6, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I think Holly usually looks great, but did her collagen lip injections go down or what? Her face looks different .
rickardo | July 6, 2009 at 8:27 pm
She should keep her glasses on but take her top off….agreed? Agreed.
i think i know | July 6, 2009 at 8:41 pm
something off about her face…at first i thought she stopped using lip fillers, but now i actually think she botoxed around her mouth, forcing her to smile funny.
Taz | July 6, 2009 at 8:46 pm
i would pump her all night and day!
Playboy | July 6, 2009 at 9:39 pm
In the fourth picture, she really is starting to look like a female Hef.
meh | July 6, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Everything about her screams FAKE. I don’t know. Maybe she’s a nice person, but I just think she’s so….blah. Plain boring.
laurente | July 6, 2009 at 11:52 pm
so ugly plastic doll like
ugly fake thin hair
big fake plastic boobs nose and face
not pretty at all
hard as a rock tits
average body
short legs
yikes
laurente | July 6, 2009 at 11:53 pm
so ugly plastic doll like
ugly fake thin hair
big fake plastic boobs nose and face
not pretty at all
hard as a rock tits
average body
short legs
yikes
spiderman | July 7, 2009 at 12:40 am
she makes my unit hard like like 10 year old bamboo stalk.
Frog | July 7, 2009 at 1:11 am
Holly Madison looks great in a Bikini!
Nikky Raney | July 7, 2009 at 2:01 am
Not only when gambling and prostitution be legal across this great nation, it’d be goddamn mandatory
i think the word WHEN is supposed to be WOULD
Hef | July 7, 2009 at 3:31 am
She has the toes of a dwarf.
Bags and wrinkles around her eyes getting worse.
She’d better find a another sugar daddy fast!
Too many younger, better looking competition in Sin City.
Hollin Sue Cullen the failure.
Maybe “street magician” Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos will take her back.
Brooke Hogan | July 7, 2009 at 4:56 am
She has such lovely blonde hair, why does she dye her roots black?
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Rhialto | July 7, 2009 at 5:44 am
The water seems to be a favorite spot of these bitches.But do we ever see them swimming?
Darth | July 7, 2009 at 5:47 am
Are they capable of swimming?
Gucci Sneakers | July 7, 2009 at 6:00 am
LOL @ 15
without glasses and makeup she looks hella old…
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captain america | July 7, 2009 at 8:21 am
american celebrities FAKE more things than only her smile, folks!!
Dread not | July 7, 2009 at 10:01 am
I’d love to give this chick a SERIOUS case of “heat stroke!”
Dread not | July 7, 2009 at 10:24 am
Holly – 1st pic: “Wanna play with my ball?”
Dn: Funny… I was gonna ask you the same thing.
Holly: Ball?
Dn: Yeah, well, it used to be BALLS. That was before the whole, “ballin’ the jack” incident with, Megan Fox. I had half my sack in, she sneezed, her cooch seized up like a vice grip. Next thing you know, searing white pain, hospital, not long after, they’re callin’ me cyclops.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | July 7, 2009 at 11:26 am
Holly Madison might be “honorary” ring girl @ UFC 100!
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/dana-white-ufc-100-video-blog-2/
Champ | July 7, 2009 at 11:42 am
nice Chris Angel swimsuit.
datroof | July 8, 2009 at 12:08 am
Why the hell is her face such a different color from her body…
Yawn | July 8, 2009 at 10:02 am
Shes been on the hard drugs with Cris Angel. Shes looking alot older, more haggard and has lost that sparkle in her eyes.
Drugs are bad. ok
aby | July 8, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Thank God, she has a nose job again… the older one was really horrible… now she´s all plastic!!
Jada | July 8, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Is she ever in anything other than a bikini!
She must be so dumb. Kendra got her own show and she couldnt
she must do us all a favour and jumpoff a cliff
Jada | July 8, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Is she ever in anything other than a bikini!
She must be so dumb. Kendra got her own show and she couldnt
she must do us all a favour and jumpoff a cliff
david c cash | July 8, 2009 at 10:28 pm
She is just your average Ed Hardy wearing run of the mill broad. No more.no less.
Renee | July 9, 2009 at 2:58 am
Not amused or aroused- everyone looks the same. fake blond hair and fake tits. There are a million girls in LA that look like this tramp
Jayda | July 10, 2009 at 10:05 pm
does anyone no who is the designer for this swimsuit my daughter if turning 18 and loves this swimsuit but I can not find the designer who makes it if anyone has any idea please let me no thanks
ugg black | January 8, 2010 at 10:58 pm
it is so good