Holly Madison in a bikini

July 6th, 2009 // 51 Comments

Here’s Holly Madison, another bikini-wearing patriot, celebrating our nation’s independence in Vegas this weekend, and if only such a magical wonderland existed during our forefather’s time. Not only will gambling and prostitution be legal across this great nation, it’d be goddamn mandatory.

TIMMY: But I want to go outside with the other kids.
MOM: Not until you bang your prostitute and lose the mortgage playing craps.
TIMMY: Aw, mom…
DAD: Listen to your mother, son. And don’t go getting your wallet stolen again because I’m not buying you a new one, ya hear?
TIMMY: Yes, sir.

*sniff* Oh, to dream.

Photos: WireImage, WENN
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  1. yes, sir

    FRIST!!

  2. Julie

    hmmm…FIRST

  3. Meat Sweats

    I’d hit it

  4. Julie

    I’m thinking I got this one since I’m the one who spelled it right. OK? Thanks. Ha.

  5. The Heckler

    Holy Smokes!

  6. Mr. Class

    Miss Madison-

    Please allow me to insert my blood-engorged, stiffened penis inside your tight, lubricated vagina until it releases a copious amount salty discharge from my testicles.

    Sincerely,
    Mr. Class

  7. dink squeeze

    I think her hair looks as plastic as her tits.

  8. Boobs

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmotorboat

  9. Id hit it…but with some conditions…

    -im blind fold
    -shes tied up on a tree
    -has candy in her belly
    -and its cinco de mayo

  10. Tina

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    looooooooool

  11. David

    Did she get her tits shrunk? Did she give Kendra her used implants, since Kendra is bigger and Holly looks smaller.

  12. poopsy

    Wtf did she do to her face…she looks older and now manly. She used to be pretty!!!

  13. Max Planck

    Careful around those boobs…you could chip your teeth.

  14. Beau Gart

    She’s gained a few lbs (body looks good), wearing tanner, bad dye job this go round & different eyeliner that makes her look hillbilly. Too bad fake titty-cones.

  15. sin

    Weird. The color of her face does not match her body.

  16. sin

    Weird. The color of her face does not match the rest of her body.

  17. Rasputins Liver

    Er….

    ….yeesh….

    ………………….that is one slutelicious, whoreiffic, trashtastic bitch!

    She makes the $10.00 whores on skid row look like $25.00 ones!

    Hmm…

  18. uh

    Yea right, you guys are way too awesome and hot to do her. Give me a fucking break. You’d be lucky for a girl like that to look at you.

  19. what happened

    I think Holly usually looks great, but did her collagen lip injections go down or what? Her face looks different .

  20. rickardo

    She should keep her glasses on but take her top off….agreed? Agreed.

  21. i think i know

    something off about her face…at first i thought she stopped using lip fillers, but now i actually think she botoxed around her mouth, forcing her to smile funny.

  22. Taz

    i would pump her all night and day!

  23. Playboy

    In the fourth picture, she really is starting to look like a female Hef.

  24. meh

    Everything about her screams FAKE. I don’t know. Maybe she’s a nice person, but I just think she’s so….blah. Plain boring.

  25. laurente

    so ugly plastic doll like
    ugly fake thin hair
    big fake plastic boobs nose and face
    not pretty at all
    hard as a rock tits
    average body
    short legs
    yikes

  26. laurente

    so ugly plastic doll like
    ugly fake thin hair
    big fake plastic boobs nose and face
    not pretty at all
    hard as a rock tits
    average body
    short legs
    yikes

  27. spiderman

    she makes my unit hard like like 10 year old bamboo stalk.

  28. Holly Madison looks great in a Bikini!

  29. Nikky Raney

    Not only when gambling and prostitution be legal across this great nation, it’d be goddamn mandatory

    i think the word WHEN is supposed to be WOULD

  30. Hef

    She has the toes of a dwarf.

    Bags and wrinkles around her eyes getting worse.

    She’d better find a another sugar daddy fast!

    Too many younger, better looking competition in Sin City.

    Hollin Sue Cullen the failure.

    Maybe “street magician” Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos will take her back.

  31. Brooke Hogan

    She has such lovely blonde hair, why does she dye her roots black?

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  33. Rhialto

    The water seems to be a favorite spot of these bitches.But do we ever see them swimming?

  34. Darth

    Are they capable of swimming?

  35. LOL @ 15

    without glasses and makeup she looks hella old…

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  37. captain america

    american celebrities FAKE more things than only her smile, folks!!

  38. Dread not

    I’d love to give this chick a SERIOUS case of “heat stroke!”

  39. Dread not

    Holly – 1st pic: “Wanna play with my ball?”

    Dn: Funny… I was gonna ask you the same thing.

    Holly: Ball?

    Dn: Yeah, well, it used to be BALLS. That was before the whole, “ballin’ the jack” incident with, Megan Fox. I had half my sack in, she sneezed, her cooch seized up like a vice grip. Next thing you know, searing white pain, hospital, not long after, they’re callin’ me cyclops.

  40. Champ

    nice Chris Angel swimsuit.

  41. datroof

    Why the hell is her face such a different color from her body…

  42. Yawn

    Shes been on the hard drugs with Cris Angel. Shes looking alot older, more haggard and has lost that sparkle in her eyes.

    Drugs are bad. ok

  43. aby

    Thank God, she has a nose job again… the older one was really horrible… now she´s all plastic!!

  44. Jada

    Is she ever in anything other than a bikini!
    She must be so dumb. Kendra got her own show and she couldnt
    she must do us all a favour and jumpoff a cliff

  45. Jada

    Is she ever in anything other than a bikini!
    She must be so dumb. Kendra got her own show and she couldnt
    she must do us all a favour and jumpoff a cliff

  46. david c cash

    She is just your average Ed Hardy wearing run of the mill broad. No more.no less.

  47. Renee

    Not amused or aroused- everyone looks the same. fake blond hair and fake tits. There are a million girls in LA that look like this tramp

  48. Jayda

    does anyone no who is the designer for this swimsuit my daughter if turning 18 and loves this swimsuit but I can not find the designer who makes it if anyone has any idea please let me no thanks

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