Cheryl Cole: ‘Hey. Are my breasts hanging out?’

July 2nd, 2009 // 62 Comments

Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud celebrated her 26th birthday last night wearing a dress that apparently exists for the sole purpose of making me go “Aw, c’mon!” Seriously, if I had an archnemesis, one day he’d have me strapped to a bomb only to reveal he designed this dress. And also invented DUI laws. — You fiend!

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  1. Me

    yawn…

  2. Mugwa

    Whoever she is, me likey :-p

  3. Carrie

    Looks as though someone picked up some sweet threads from a garage sale! WOO!

  4. Hmmm

    Evidently she likes them too. There’s only one photo where she’s not looking at them.

  5. titsonsnack

    Did she spend the whole evening like that, with her head down making sure her tits weren’t flapping out? Talk about a bummer of an insecure night having to babysit your own boobs.

  6. Taking C-tease to new limit!

  7. Party of Four

    isn’t reading the English gossip sites and pretending you’re ten minutes ahead of the curve a Perez thing? Bianca Gasgoigne ifrom 8 posts ago is a nobody over here in London.

    though Cheryl Cole (wife of a cheating footballer, judge on X-Factor, member of girl group Girls Aloud, possessor of cute dimples and a stress-related eating disorder) does make the papers. Used to be for unpleasant attacks on bathoom attendants, now for being too thin. Nice to see her boobs are back.

    Proceed.

  8. Mandy

    #4 That’s what I was thinking, too!

  9. Kathleen

    Cheryl Cole is sooo hot! She booted Megan Fox in the FHM sexiest woman of the year

  10. isitin

    Who is this skank??????

  11. Thank God

    At least her boobs look real…

  12. timmy the frisky virus

    I think she has it on backwards.

  13. Douchie prefers taking it to new lows, namely his ass.

  14. sorry

    sorry – i think this ho is busted. she is pinched looking, too thin, and too much make up. her knockers are decent, but beyond that, she is definition of annoying. i’ve seen her without makeup, and its not a pretty site. neither are her skanky tatoos. she is white trash. come to think of it, the parallels between her and megan fox are striking. except that i wanna punch cheryl in the fake titty.

  15. alan moir

    where are they???

  16. I know the boys (and some girls) are happy to see another chicklet exposing as much as possible and still be clothed. What has happened to us, fashion or girls dressing with some class rather than hookers?

  17. kingofbeer

    by the photos… looks like she spent the night looking at her own tits :)

  18. ACriminalSmile

    It appears that the dress is designed to resemble a female body on the outside. That is to say, those aren’t her tits hanging out, those are some tits airbrushed onto the dress.

    Seriously, look at the neckline.

  19. captain america

    just one thing: WHO THE HELL CARES?

  20. Wow! Her boobs are almost out! lol. Anyway, she is still beautiful.

  21. Ohhh….that realy sucks me….She is so very sexy!

  22. She looks so sexy on her outfit. She is so beautiful.

  23. nemo

    Am I supposed to know who this Latina is? I don’t watch much Univision.

  24. joe

    she is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on ~~((((((sugarmommamatch.com ))))~~`

    that is a free sugar dating club. she must go there to find
    someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won’t

    know how…she is.

  25. Darth

    I guess her grandma didn’t had enough knitting yarn to finish off her dress.Good job grandma!

  26. Yeah

    Cheryl Cole–whoever she is–needs to stop with the shoegazing.

  27. Vane

    @ ACriminalWorld
    No it’s not. It’s just plastic to keep everything in place. If you remember the pics of Katy Perry that were posted here where she also wears a revealing dress, you’ll see she had the same thing.

    Also: Who the fuck is this and who cares?

  28. No no, they are not.

  29. Christina

    Yeah Biana Gasgoine is a just a party girl with an alcoholic dad…
    Cheryl Cole is sort of “Britains Sweetheart” But yaadaadaadaa

  30. mikeock

    The next big thing in women’s fashion should be dress slits that show a glimpse of pussy. Side boob is so 1998.

  31. jim

    Skank mudshark.

  32. blp

    Correction @7. (wife/beard of a GAY footballer, judge on X-Factor, member of girl group Girls Aloud, possessor of cute dimples and a stress-related eating disorder)

  33. hilary

    she looks stunning in that dress she always likes flashing her boobs remember the x factor dress.what happened to her wedding ring no rings on her marriage finger did she think she would lose them after partying

  34. hilary

    she looks stunning in that dress she always likes flashing her boobs remember the x factor dress.what happened to her wedding ring no rings on her marriage finger did she think she would lose them after partying

  35. Wow! so hot girl,she look is beautiful and favorably girl hot..

    Paul
    DVD Movie Copier

  36. That’s classy

  37. It does look backwards! also id feel a bit funny talking to someone with their whole boobs tummy and hips hanging out may aswell be naked

  38. Bee

    its Alexander McQueen – the dress

  39. ACriminalSmile

    @27:

    You very well may be right. I didn’t think about that.

    In which case, this girl won’t be winning any awards for class anytime soon.

  40. Who is she? And…that dress is ugly. From what I can see she’s pretty though. Maybe just a tiny bit hungry. I’ll go fix her some sketti =)

  41. Randy

    That’s not a dress, it’s some kind of a giant tattoo or a disease.

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  43. fuck you , :) wow cheryl cole , is just eye gowdjingly amazingly
    xxxxxxxxxxx

  44. coldrain

    nice fuckin tits yo slagbag ,and she takes it up the mavis fritter…..i know i been there

  45. coldrain

    nice fuckin tits yo slagbag ,and she takes it up the mavis fritter…..i know i been there

  46. tom

    hot or what ent she

  47. skanky

    mmmmmmmmmmmm flapjacks

  48. soviet union

    @18, that isnt airbrush that is just her top as that is a top with a design sewn in to it. that is why u can see summink on her neck line

  49. cejay

    u ar sexy

  50. hot but she is not the hottest megan fox is

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