Cheryl Cole: ‘Hey. Are my breasts hanging out?’

July 2nd, 2009 // 58 Comments

Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud celebrated her 26th birthday last night wearing a dress that apparently exists for the sole purpose of making me go “Aw, c’mon!” Seriously, if I had an archnemesis, one day he’d have me strapped to a bomb only to reveal he designed this dress. And also invented DUI laws. — You fiend!


Comments (58)

  1. Me | July 2, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    yawn…

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    • sean | June 28, 2010 at 12:15 pm

      r u gay wtf is wrong wiv u

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  2. Mugwa | July 2, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Whoever she is, me likey :-p

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    • me2 | March 21, 2011 at 1:21 pm

      you don’t know who she is? have you been living in a cave for the last ten years?

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  3. Carrie | July 2, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Looks as though someone picked up some sweet threads from a garage sale! WOO!

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  4. Hmmm | July 2, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    Evidently she likes them too. There’s only one photo where she’s not looking at them.

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  5. titsonsnack | July 2, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    Did she spend the whole evening like that, with her head down making sure her tits weren’t flapping out? Talk about a bummer of an insecure night having to babysit your own boobs.

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  6. ROUGH daddy | July 2, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Taking C-tease to new limit!

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  7. Party of Four | July 2, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    isn’t reading the English gossip sites and pretending you’re ten minutes ahead of the curve a Perez thing? Bianca Gasgoigne ifrom 8 posts ago is a nobody over here in London.

    though Cheryl Cole (wife of a cheating footballer, judge on X-Factor, member of girl group Girls Aloud, possessor of cute dimples and a stress-related eating disorder) does make the papers. Used to be for unpleasant attacks on bathoom attendants, now for being too thin. Nice to see her boobs are back.

    Proceed.

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  8. Mandy | July 2, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    #4 That’s what I was thinking, too!

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  9. Kathleen | July 2, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Cheryl Cole is sooo hot! She booted Megan Fox in the FHM sexiest woman of the year

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  10. isitin | July 2, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Who is this skank??????

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  11. Thank God | July 2, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    At least her boobs look real…

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    • me2 | March 21, 2011 at 1:23 pm

      are you gay (no offense my mate’s gay)

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  12. timmy the frisky virus | July 2, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    I think she has it on backwards.

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  13. hollywood_hillbilly | July 2, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    Douchie prefers taking it to new lows, namely his ass.

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  14. sorry | July 2, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    sorry – i think this ho is busted. she is pinched looking, too thin, and too much make up. her knockers are decent, but beyond that, she is definition of annoying. i’ve seen her without makeup, and its not a pretty site. neither are her skanky tatoos. she is white trash. come to think of it, the parallels between her and megan fox are striking. except that i wanna punch cheryl in the fake titty.

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    • me2 | March 21, 2011 at 1:29 pm

      you racist cunt! i should tell the kkk to get you.

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  15. alan moir | July 2, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    where are they???

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  16. smadgie | July 2, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    I know the boys (and some girls) are happy to see another chicklet exposing as much as possible and still be clothed. What has happened to us, fashion or girls dressing with some class rather than hookers?

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  17. kingofbeer | July 2, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    by the photos… looks like she spent the night looking at her own tits :)

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  18. ACriminalSmile | July 2, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    It appears that the dress is designed to resemble a female body on the outside. That is to say, those aren’t her tits hanging out, those are some tits airbrushed onto the dress.

    Seriously, look at the neckline.

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  19. captain america | July 3, 2009 at 1:28 am

    just one thing: WHO THE HELL CARES?

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  20. Arlene Myers | July 3, 2009 at 2:07 am

    Wow! Her boobs are almost out! lol. Anyway, she is still beautiful.

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  21. Andrie Ryker | July 3, 2009 at 2:10 am

    Ohhh….that realy sucks me….She is so very sexy!

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  22. Andrie Ryker | July 3, 2009 at 2:12 am

    She looks so sexy on her outfit. She is so beautiful.

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  23. nemo | July 3, 2009 at 3:53 am

    Am I supposed to know who this Latina is? I don’t watch much Univision.

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  24. joe | July 3, 2009 at 4:55 am

    she is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on ~~((((((sugarmommamatch.com ))))~~`

    that is a free sugar dating club. she must go there to find
    someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won’t

    know how…she is.

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  25. Darth | July 3, 2009 at 4:57 am

    I guess her grandma didn’t had enough knitting yarn to finish off her dress.Good job grandma!

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  26. Yeah | July 3, 2009 at 5:07 am

    Cheryl Cole–whoever she is–needs to stop with the shoegazing.

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  27. Vane | July 3, 2009 at 5:12 am

    @ ACriminalWorld
    No it’s not. It’s just plastic to keep everything in place. If you remember the pics of Katy Perry that were posted here where she also wears a revealing dress, you’ll see she had the same thing.

    Also: Who the fuck is this and who cares?

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  28. juegos | July 3, 2009 at 6:41 am

    No no, they are not.

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  29. Christina | July 3, 2009 at 6:50 am

    Yeah Biana Gasgoine is a just a party girl with an alcoholic dad…
    Cheryl Cole is sort of “Britains Sweetheart” But yaadaadaadaa

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  30. mikeock | July 3, 2009 at 7:23 am

    The next big thing in women’s fashion should be dress slits that show a glimpse of pussy. Side boob is so 1998.

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  31. jim | July 3, 2009 at 7:35 am

    Skank mudshark.

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  32. blp | July 3, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Correction @7. (wife/beard of a GAY footballer, judge on X-Factor, member of girl group Girls Aloud, possessor of cute dimples and a stress-related eating disorder)

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  33. hilary | July 3, 2009 at 9:48 am

    she looks stunning in that dress she always likes flashing her boobs remember the x factor dress.what happened to her wedding ring no rings on her marriage finger did she think she would lose them after partying

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  34. hilary | July 3, 2009 at 9:48 am

    she looks stunning in that dress she always likes flashing her boobs remember the x factor dress.what happened to her wedding ring no rings on her marriage finger did she think she would lose them after partying

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  35. DVD Clone Trial | July 3, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Wow! so hot girl,she look is beautiful and favorably girl hot..

    Paul
    DVD Movie Copier

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  36. usuck | July 3, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    That’s classy

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  37. english girl | July 3, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    It does look backwards! also id feel a bit funny talking to someone with their whole boobs tummy and hips hanging out may aswell be naked

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  38. Bee | July 3, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    its Alexander McQueen – the dress

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  39. ACriminalSmile | July 3, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    @27:

    You very well may be right. I didn’t think about that.

    In which case, this girl won’t be winning any awards for class anytime soon.

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  40. Alli Watermelon | July 3, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Who is she? And…that dress is ugly. From what I can see she’s pretty though. Maybe just a tiny bit hungry. I’ll go fix her some sketti =)

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  41. Randy | July 4, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    That’s not a dress, it’s some kind of a giant tattoo or a disease.

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  42. kyle1988 | July 5, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    I am a SEXY and HOT girl from New York,
    someday I found a HOT place for u guys, :—–kissCougar.com—-, if you want- know more big fri-ends,even l-over, please have a try .

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  43. kenny | August 23, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    fuck you , :) wow cheryl cole , is just eye gowdjingly amazingly
    xxxxxxxxxxx

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  44. coldrain | October 19, 2009 at 9:48 am

    nice fuckin tits yo slagbag ,and she takes it up the mavis fritter…..i know i been there

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  45. coldrain | October 19, 2009 at 9:48 am

    nice fuckin tits yo slagbag ,and she takes it up the mavis fritter…..i know i been there

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  46. tom | October 31, 2009 at 11:19 am

    hot or what ent she

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  47. skanky | October 31, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    mmmmmmmmmmmm flapjacks

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  48. soviet union | January 21, 2010 at 4:49 am

    @18, that isnt airbrush that is just her top as that is a top with a design sewn in to it. that is why u can see summink on her neck line

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  49. cejay | February 25, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    u ar sexy

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  50. craig | April 16, 2010 at 10:23 am

    hot but she is not the hottest megan fox is

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